[Moderated by Matt Jones]


There you go ladies, I am all for equality, so I give you the amazingly sexy Chip Caray.
Assuming John Wall plays 35 games this season, and continues on the pace he is currently at, here is what kind of season we are looking at:
POINTS: 648 (UK Freshman season record, 12th all-time)
ASSISTS: 274 (UK Freshman season record, UK all-time season record)
STEALS: 88 (UK Freshman season record, UK all-time season record)
FREE THROWS MADE: 215 (UK Freshman season record, 2nd all-time UK season record)
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1) It’s a Big 12 one-two punch at the top of the rankings now, as Kansas and Texas reign supreme. Kentucky moves up a spot to 4th. You know who has really looked fantastic so far this year: West Virginia. I think they are the Big East favorites right now.
2) See ya Charlie Weis. See ya Bobby Bowden. I hear there is an opening at Louisville..
3) See ya Chip Carey. I hear there is an opening at Versus.
4) I have seen this prank before, but when you add in Reggie Miller, it still is classic.
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December 1st, 2009 at 10:11 am
This is a lazy post.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:17 am
The real prank is on us….everyday….around this time…..when we read BTI’s stuff.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:18 am
This is turrible. Chip Carey is turrible. No UK news to repost this morning? That’s turrible.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am
Lazy post? BTI did math with. How is that lazy? Lemme guess you were an art major and math is for people without creativity?
Man, these liberals are ruining society!
December 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am
I make a motion to call it “turdible” instead. Seems more fitting in this instance. Second?
December 1st, 2009 at 10:24 am
If we’re going to waste our time then here goes:
the vols score 124 on UNCA, so its safe to say then they are going to beat us by 20?
December 1st, 2009 at 10:24 am
My New Favorite Player For An Opposing Team Is…
D.J. Cunningham from UNCA, because of this quote.
On how would you compare Kentucky to Tennessee …
“Kentucky is much better by far and the sky is the limit, but Tennessee is still a top 10 team.”
WIN
December 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
Watching a replay of the game on ESPN360 since I could not watch it last night. Don’t give away the ending.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:27 am
^ UK wins
December 1st, 2009 at 10:32 am
I have done 400+ of these posts, I think I am allowed an off-day here and there. There just isn’t anything quality out there right now. But I do recognize this was not my best effort. I just Liggins’d this post.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:35 am
So your saying you didn’t even take off your white pants to write this post? Good Job anyways.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:36 am
I’d say you Coury’d it.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:37 am
10)BTI, don’t let them rattle you. You probably got several hundred people that log on at 10AM everyday just for your posts. The silent majority do not tell you that they look forward to your links.
Of course I am not speaking for myself, I hate you.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:43 am
13) That made me laugh pretty hard. You covered your ass real quick at the end.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:49 am
Anyone (ukcatfan8)? have a link to the video highlights of the game last night?
December 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
Jones: Have a contest where the prize is a guest spot on the podcast… Also, give me a guest spot bc I gave you the idea.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:57 am
Nothing on the rumors here in Orlando about Charlie Strong to Louisville?
December 1st, 2009 at 11:06 am
The mediocrity of this post is only surpassed by the rampant ignorance of #4 reply. One can only imagine that comment originates from a poor experience in youthful toilet training.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:09 am
Billy Donovan/Chip Caray separated at birth?
December 1st, 2009 at 11:19 am
BTI, I love me some John Wall, but I doubt he maintains his averages through the conference and postseason schedules
December 1st, 2009 at 11:30 am
WOW…Duke actually got a FIRST PLACE vote in the Coaches Poll? Unbelieveable!!!
December 1st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
BTI, this does NOT qualify as a HOT guy pic. Just wait, Katie will give us someone like Johnny Depp in speedos!
December 1st, 2009 at 2:00 pm
#22 here you go girl, one just for you:
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/events/blog/Bruce%20Pearl.jpg
December 1st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
#23, Is that your picture?? If so, you, sir, are certainly no Johnny Depp!!