[Moderated by Matt Jones]


Lane Kiffin has shown all the backbone of a spoiled 130-pound weakling since being named Tennessee’s football coach. He likes to pop off at the mouth and then make half-assed apologies or excuses afterwards. He likes to blame mismanagement of the clock on bad calls three quarters before. He’s basically an underqualified putz parading around in an orange polo. Today, we received another confirmation of his cowardice when he sent out this tweet:
On the way to beat Kentucky.
Interestingly enough, minutes later that message was gone and this one had replaced it:
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, on our way to Kentucky.
This either means that Lane Kiffin is a type of willow or that he wants to just cause as little of a scene as possible when he becomes the first UT coach to lose to Kentucky since 1984. Either way, I couldn’t want to beat that felony unit (thats what she said) any more than I do right now.
Go Cats.
Update by Fake Gimel: Kiffykin’s original tweet included a link to ÜberTwitter. And ÜberTwitter shows his original tweet:

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November 27th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Anybody see the truck Bama just got hit with in the 1st quarter? That is some amazing play-calling, the onside kick was crazy good…
November 27th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
what a turd. i’ll sing my song even louder than normal tomorrow, and i hope everyone else does too..
Nothing sucks like the whole state of Tennessee, whole state of Tennessee, whole state of Tennessee
Nothing sucks like the whole state of Tennessee, cesspool of the south
Cesspool of the south (respond: CESSPOOL OF THE SOUTH!)
Cesspool of the south (respond: CESSPOOL OF THE SOUTH!)
Nothing sucks like the whole state of Tennessee, cesspool of the south!
November 27th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
The football team is going to Wall dance their way to victory.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
You do realize that he does not control his own twitter? A graduate assistant in their athletic department does, i remember this from the preseason recruiting violation from the mentioning of the name of the recruit JC Copeland.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
1 - Auburn looks great in the first. Even though they have let Alabama start on the 40 after both kickoffs. Oh and anyone have any updates on Tiger Woods? He was apparently in a bad car accident.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
He failed in the NFL, he will fail at UT. He’s cocky, probably a cheater, and just down right unlikeable. I mean how else are you gonna steal a top WR already committed to Florida who is from Florida? But that’s right, he’s been kicked off the team now for thinking he lives in the hood somewhere. If our offense can get anything going, this game is ours.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
It’s time for PaPaw Brooks to teach this boy some manners!
November 27th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2BAfhUHX0
Let’s get the hate flowing
November 27th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
5 Tiger Woods’ agent says he is fine
November 27th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Kiffin is a jag-off.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Tiger is in the hospital - charges pending. Wonder what happened at 2:30AM for all this?
November 27th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I hope all Lexington area gas stations have been warned that the vols will be in town.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I AM SO F’ING HYPE RIGHT NOW TO GO DOWN TO COMMONWEALTH, LOSE MY VOICE, LEAVE IT ALL IN THE STANDS, AND DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER FOR US TO BEAT THAT PUNKASS MF’ER
November 27th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I just found this for the Tiger fans:
Golfer Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car accident, according to US reports.
The 33-year-old golfer pulled out of his driveway, struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbour’s property at about 2.25am on Friday local time, the Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) told the Orlando Sentinel.
He was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Florida, in serious condition, said the FHP
A spokesman for the Florida Highway Patrol said the golfing superstar was driving a 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle and the crash was not alcohol-related.
The incident was still under investigation and charges were pending, he added.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Q: What do you call a beautiful women on the arm of a Tennessee fan?
A: A tattoo
November 27th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Q: A man walks into a store and says, “I would like a orange hat, orange pants, orange sweater, and white shoes.” The clerk says, “are you a Vol fan?” “Yes replies the man, “How did you guess—by the color combination?” “No,” answers the clerk, because this is a hardware store.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Q: One day in a bus station, one man approached another and said, “ I
bet your from the University of Tennessee.” “Why yes I am”
answered the other. “How could you tell, was it my good looks, my
debonair charm, my taste in clothing?” “No”, replied the first, “I
saw your class ring as you were picking your nose.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday…They can wear it
hunting on Sunday…and they can wear it to work on Monday
when they’re picking up garbage at the roadside!
November 27th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker,
and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
November 27th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Q: What do you call an Tennessee grad wearing a suit and tie?
A: The defendant!
November 27th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Q: What’s the difference between a Vol and a bucket of manure?
A: The bucket
November 27th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W’s
November 27th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Q: What job do they assign Vols at the M&M factory?
A: Proofreading
November 27th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Q: What is the most frequent line heard from graduates of Tennessee’s
business school?
A: Would you like fries with that
November 27th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Q: How do you get a Tennessee grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza and tip him well
November 27th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Q: How can you tell if it’s a Tennessee airplane when it is snowing?
A: Snow chains on the propellors
November 27th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Q: Hear about the Tennessee guy that took his girl to the Knoxville
Zoo?
A: They wouldn’t keep her
November 27th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Q: A Tennessee grad was hunting in the woods. He came upon a
beautiful woman laying naked in the grass. “Are you game?” He
asked. The women said “yes”. So he shot her
November 27th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Lane Kiffin sucks. He better be glad he recruited his daddy to carry his ass…..
LSU up 5 18 min to go.
Auburn up 14-7 on Bama.
How the hell did Tiger drive into a fire hydrant and then a tree backing out of the house? I know he sucks off the tee but geez…….prayers w/ Tiger.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
http://media.govolsxtra.com/media/img/photos/2009/11/25/112509charlie- daniel-ut-ky_t607.jpg
November 27th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Dewayne, buddy, I like you and Payne–you seem like good dudes in person, but y’all are going down tomorrow like a cheap whore.
November 27th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
is this really the same auburn team that UK beat on the road?
November 27th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
My hatred for UT-K runs far deeper than mere sports hate.
November 27th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
#17 made me giggity.