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Behold! The Duke University basketball team photo for this year. I don’t really get the GoodFellas connection or how it pertains to OverratedGuys, but this picture make me feel much better about myself. I’m 26. Out of shape. Not a fighter and not really prone to getting upset. I also hate confrontations. I probably bench press somewhere between 45 and 90 pounds. However, with that being said, I will go on record and say that, besides Nolan Smith, I’m fairly certain that I could beat the hell out of every person on Duke’s basketball team.*** Or at the very least, I would have no reservations about at least giving it a whirl if they came in the stands and tried get all Ron Artest-y on me. The collective intimidation factor of this year’s Duke basketball team is somewhere between a middle school volleyball team and the Teletubbies.
***Except maybe the guy who looks like Webster on the far right. He gives me a “maybe I should be suspicious of him” vibe like in Men In Black when Will Smith shoots the cardboard cutout of the little girl with the quantum physics books.
Besides, everyone knows this is what champs look like anyway. No plaid tablecloths here.
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November 1st, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Good ole Duke. They always have a hard time incorporating color.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:17 pm
That’s odd…they have more token black guys on this years team than usual.
If you are gonna try to look tough and least put some shot glasses and some whiskey on the table, geeze.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:20 pm
That is one badass debate team.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:32 pm
#1 – laughed out loud.
Next year Kyrie Irving can look forward to a Pulp Fiction themed photo.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:35 pm
This kinda creeps me out like those Winters, Yonkers & Rousselle, “Aggressive Attorneys” ads.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:38 pm
That could be a formiddable team – IF it were the 1950′s. I see ‘Ole Poop Tooth on the far right. Looks like he might be trying to get some dueling banjos going with Webster in front of him. Would that be deemed an impermissable benefit?
November 1st, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I’m not really feeling those guys.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Goodfellas is on of my favorite movies. How dare they associate themselves with greatness.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Bwahahahahah! Douches.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
that’s one of the gayest things i’ve ever seen.
November 1st, 2009 at 5:15 pm
#5. Rouselle is gone. I miss him. I thought for a moment I was looking at the Monroe County Falcons all dressed up at Tooheys. Nope, Duke.
November 1st, 2009 at 5:18 pm
i see a checkered (plaid) tablecloth
November 1st, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Gayfellas.
November 1st, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Special-Ed class of 2009-2010.
November 1st, 2009 at 6:19 pm
13 – very, very nice! laughed out loud, big time.
November 1st, 2009 at 6:41 pm
LOL! #1′s comment should be the title to this post!! Absolutely hilarious.
November 1st, 2009 at 7:07 pm
#1 = /thread
November 1st, 2009 at 7:51 pm
looks like the lawfirm of Douche, Fag and Rumpranger….
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:11 am
Beisner this is your best yet. I laughed out loud. Just when I thought Duke couldn’t get any more gay…………..
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:36 am
Duke University knows that integration is the law now, right?
Just curious.