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November 1, 2009

The least intimidating team photo of all-time

by @ 4:00 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

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Behold!  The Duke University basketball team photo for this year.  I don’t really get the GoodFellas connection or how it pertains to OverratedGuys, but this picture make me feel much better about myself.  I’m 26.  Out of shape.  Not a fighter and not really prone to getting upset.  I also hate confrontations.  I probably bench press somewhere between 45 and 90 pounds.  However, with that being said, I will go on record and say that, besides Nolan Smith, I’m fairly certain that I could beat the hell out of every person on Duke’s basketball team.***  Or at the very least, I would have no reservations about at least giving it a whirl if they came in the stands and tried get all Ron Artest-y on me.  The collective intimidation factor of this year’s Duke basketball team is somewhere between a middle school volleyball team and the Teletubbies.

***Except maybe the guy who looks like Webster on the far right.  He gives me a “maybe I should be suspicious of him” vibe like in Men In Black when Will Smith shoots the cardboard cutout of the little girl with the quantum physics books.

Besides, everyone knows this is what champs look like anyway.  No plaid tablecloths here.

20 Responses to “The least intimidating team photo of all-time”

  1. MIDDAY Says:

    Good ole Duke. They always have a hard time incorporating color.

  2. KSR Spy Says:

    That’s odd…they have more token black guys on this years team than usual.

    If you are gonna try to look tough and least put some shot glasses and some whiskey on the table, geeze.

  3. funkadelic Says:

    That is one badass debate team.

  4. mocha Says:

    #1 – laughed out loud.
    Next year Kyrie Irving can look forward to a Pulp Fiction themed photo.

  5. MOU12 Says:

    This kinda creeps me out like those Winters, Yonkers & Rousselle, “Aggressive Attorneys” ads.

  6. BravoBigBlue Says:

    That could be a formiddable team – IF it were the 1950′s. I see ‘Ole Poop Tooth on the far right. Looks like he might be trying to get some dueling banjos going with Webster in front of him. Would that be deemed an impermissable benefit?

  7. Dr. UK Says:

    I’m not really feeling those guys.

  8. WildcatScratchFever Says:

    Goodfellas is on of my favorite movies. How dare they associate themselves with greatness.

  9. BlueBloodedGirl Says:

    Bwahahahahah! Douches.

  10. BIGBLUEDAVE Says:

    that’s one of the gayest things i’ve ever seen.

  11. jllouisville Says:

    #5. Rouselle is gone. I miss him. I thought for a moment I was looking at the Monroe County Falcons all dressed up at Tooheys. Nope, Duke.

  12. KY_Wildcat_AL Says:

    i see a checkered (plaid) tablecloth

  13. billybob1 Says:

    Gayfellas.

  14. bleedblue23 Says:

    Special-Ed class of 2009-2010.

  15. mocha Says:

    13 – very, very nice! laughed out loud, big time.

  16. pcslex Says:

    LOL! #1′s comment should be the title to this post!! Absolutely hilarious.

  17. sidsel_roine Says:

    #1 = /thread

  18. tonygreendoesthestankylegg Says:

    looks like the lawfirm of Douche, Fag and Rumpranger….

  19. Nolecat21 Says:

    Beisner this is your best yet. I laughed out loud. Just when I thought Duke couldn’t get any more gay…………..

  20. MJ Says:

    Duke University knows that integration is the law now, right?

    Just curious.

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