[Moderated by Matt Jones]


I received this email this morning, and found it amusing:
“As dumb as the sign idea is, giving out your email is even worse. Still dont understand why you are alloed to post on the site, but whatever.”
Look, I can take whatever criticism comes my way, and in many cases, I deserve it. BUT, at least you can spell check your email and not make the same mistake that I constantly make in my posts.
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Early season stats for UK players (averages)
Tayshaun Prince (Pistons): 14 pts, 5 reb (Det. 1-0)
Rajon Rondo (Celtics): 9 pts, 10.5 ast, 3 stl (Bos 2-0)
Nazr Mohammed (Bobcats): 5 pts, 8 reb (Char 0-1)
Jamal Magloire (Heat): DID NOT PLAY (Mia 1-0)
Keith Bogans (Spurs): 0 pts, 1 reb (SA 1-1)
Chuck Hayes (Rockets): 5 pts, 5.5 reb, 2 ast, 3 stl (Hou 1-1)
Kelenna Azubuike (Warriors): 13 pts, 6 reb (GS 0-1)
Randolph Morris (Hawks): DID NOT PLAY (Atl 1-0)
Jodie Meeks (Bucks): TEAM HAS NOT PLAYED
CONTEST, CONTEST, CONTEST: Your job is to make the most creative BTI-themed sign you can think of. Every week, I will pick the most creative sign. Bonus points if your picture is at a UK event. You have permission to make fun of me in these signs, and in fact, the funnier, the better. The winner each week will receive a BTI autographed CD filled with UK highlights of the past, Video Vault style. Send your pictures to bryan.hash@wku.edu. I may post the pictures throughout the week, BUT the winner(s) will be announced on Fridays. Good luck.
1) Kentucky is obviously better liked by the AP voters than they are the coaches, as they vault up to the #4 spot in the preseason AP poll. Frankly, its just jealousy from other coaches on missing out on Wall and Cousins and Dodson and Bledsoe and Wall and Orton. Damn, that Calipari knows how to recruit.
2) 5 reasons to hate the World Series. Although I actually linked this for the picture of Alyssa Milano.
3) Mike Leach does NOT think his team’s crushing loss to Texas A&M at home last weekend is so much his fault, as it is his players and their overweight girlfriends. I don’t know how they do it in Texas, but at WKU the football players tended to migrate towards the less overweight type of lady.
4) Great moments in premature celebration.
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October 30th, 2009 at 10:05 am
If Houston is 1-0 how does Chuck Hayes have half a rebound?
October 30th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Chuck Hayes > Chuck Norris
Very impressive to avg 3 smuggles when you play underneath the basket.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Ahh, you changed that very quickly BTI
October 30th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Nice to see the LSU - UK game on that link. I just can’t get enough of that play.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:38 am
3) Yeah, I did. But, Chuck Hayes is so awesome, during one rebound he ripped the ball in half, thus giving him the half rebound.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Chuck Hayes is a beast
October 30th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Wise move, Leach.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:46 am
If BTI can recognize your spelling errors, you suck.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:58 am
1. Does anyone else think that Mike Leach could be what Matt looks like in 15-20 years, (face & hair) ?
2. BTI, did Calipari recruit two of Wall & no Hood ? I’d love to have 2 of Wall on this team…one could go to the NBA & the other could stay all 4 years…aperfect situation for all parties.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Everytime Mike Leach says “Fat little girlfriend”, take a shot.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Thanks for linking the LSU loss, we all want to relive that one. Douche.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:03 am
he said fat little girlfriends. no overweight gf’s were mentioned.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:03 am
5. Yeah, that’s what I was going to say.
Does anybody else find it funny as hell that Lane Kiffin had a really good recruit decommit last night and then commit to Texas? I guess we can expect him to have a war of words with Mack Brown now. BTW, the recruits name is DeMarco Cobbs out of Oklahoma.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:06 am
I’ve got two endzone seats, 19 rows up for Saturday’s game vs MSU for face value. They are my season tickets.
If anyone’s interested, e-mail me @ mtnohalty@yahoo.com.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:16 am
1) What does Houston’s record have to do with Chuck’s rebounding stats?
October 30th, 2009 at 11:18 am
1) If a tree falls on Tipton’s head, how does the chipmunk eat the nut?
October 30th, 2009 at 11:22 am
I love Mike Leach. There. I said it.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:23 am
16) You didn’t do well in math or comprehension I take it…lol.
If they are 1-0, you can’t get a half rebound. It was 1-1 & he had 1 rebound for an average of 0.5. Until they start counting rebounds like sacks, giving 1/2 credit if you & a teammate both have the ball, can’t happen…
October 30th, 2009 at 11:24 am
18) was meant for 15) who is still 16) . Just in case you couldn’t figure that out either…
October 30th, 2009 at 11:24 am
We’ve got a Badger over here who thinks Wisconsin is as much of a contender as Kentucky is.
http://elitistjerksports.com/?p=2577
Feel free to give him Hell at your convenience.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:25 am
15. What? If Houston is 1-0 (like BTI originally had it) Chuck Hayes cannot have an average of 5.5 rebounds on the year. I have not run the calculator tape on it but I’m fairly certain it is not feasible. If you took the time to read all of the comments you would notice in #5 that BTI admits he had the record wrong and changed it and also makes a joke out of it.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:26 am
18. You already cleared that up for me….lol.
October 30th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
#16 if a tree fell on Tipton, the question(s) I would ask is
(1) who gives a shit?
(2) where do the UK fans send the money to for cutting into the tree
October 30th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
20 concider it done….but the chick is hot, on one knee, sucking to what it would appear to be a hose from the crowd