Kentucky Sports Radio
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
What has Tim Tebow not done at Florida? He has two national championships and a heisman trophy, he’s a two time All-American, GQ cover model, number one image in the Urban Meyer spank bank, and captain/leader of the soon to be 2010 National Champions. He has done it all… well, almost. He has never had sex with a girl on the goal line at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium (or in a bed for that matter). Florida, we see your Tebow and we raise you our Tucker Max…
From Tucker’s movie blog:
No matter what else happens on this tour, with this movie, or in my life, I don’t care. I can die happy, because last night I did what no other Kentuckian has done in years: I scored at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, aka The Swamp.
I mean this literally. I snuck in to the stadium, with a girl, and had sex with her on the goal line of the south end zone. Right below the goal posts, underneath the national championship signs.
If this gets me in trouble, I don’t care. If the Gainesville PD puts out a warrant for my arrest for some bulls*** misdemeanor, so be it, I will turn myself in and deal with it. If it means I get banned from UF, that would suck, but those are consequences I have to live with. No matter what happens, it will all be worth it, because now, every time I watch UF play, even though goddamn Tim Tebow may be unstoppable, even though UF has more team speed than a pack of cheetahs and destroys my beloved Wildcats every year, I know that they have to cross the place where I had sex with a girl to do it.
Take that Florida. I don’t even care what the scoreboard says when you come to Commonwealth on September 26th. In my mind, we’ve already won. Tucker, I think I speak for all of Big Blue Nation when I say, thank you. Thank you for being a Wildcat.
Now, back to Matt with the demise of Billy Gillispie. I’m off to Neyland Stadium for the night, I have another score to settle.
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August 27th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I’ve scored in the Swamp before. It was a bloody mess.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Gimel…come on man… thats just gross. lol
August 27th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I thought Tebow only had one heisman……..
August 27th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Tucker=lowlife
August 27th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
you stay classy, loser…
Tebow only has 1 Heisman…
August 27th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I know eeryone thinks this guy is cool and everything, but I think he’s a douchebag…I may be wrong, but that’s my impression….He just acts way too cool…”Look at me, I’m the cool guy..check out all the crazy and funny shit I do and I get laid ALL the time!!!” Who gives a shit?
August 27th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Wrong #6.. If he played for UK, you’d worship the ground that he walked on. I can’t stand Florida either, but Tebow is the real deal. No Tebow = No National Championship. Let’s get real.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I love this blog.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
#3 – Sorry, I got trigger happy on this year’s heisman
August 27th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Sounds like the guy lacks class. He needs help.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I am terribly disappointed to see this on site. This just ads to the trash that has come out of Lexington today. Seriously Jones, I’m surprised you allowed this. This is certainly not the thing i want Big Blue to be known for!!!!
August 27th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
i care what the scoreboard says on september 26th.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
7- Pretty sure 6 was talking about Tucker Max. Although I categorically deny everything you said about Tebow, he’s really no better than Matt Leinart was.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Some of you need to lighten up a little.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
14- thank you … how old are you people? its funny stuff. sure he is a douche and kinda trashy. pretty sure he knows that. lighten up people
August 27th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Wow! That’s all I can say. And I’m not referring to what Tucker did. I’m referring to the rediculous reaction some of my fellow fans are having towards Tucker Max. #6 – To answer your question, I don’t believe no one cares considering the guy’s first book was on the NYTimes bestseller list, and has since been turned into a movie. Anyone on here not going to have sex on an SEC football field, or any collegiate/pro football field for that matter? I don’t believe in putting anyone on too large of a pedestal, but I’m not going to give anyone with his credentials (Duke law school, author, etc…) to much sh!t.
#11 – Not what you want Big Blue to be known for? Have you been to Rupp recently? Half the bluehaired fans think a “spank bank” is slang for the place bad kids go. How about a rich tradition in scholastics and athletics. The fact is there are terrible people that are fans of every school. All BBN is is a gigantic collective fan (the best as far as I’m concerned). What fans do outside the realm of sports has nothing to do with the fanbase as a whole.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
And by sex you mean jerk off into a box of summers eve. Get this doucher off the site. He’s about 50% less cool than John Mayer who looks like he actually has a sense of humor compared to this guy
August 27th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
#16 I understand what your saying, I just don’t think its necessary for stories like these to get attention. Whether you agree or not, it’s negative attention and not what i really like my lil brother reading about when he gets on here. That’s the beauty of a blog I guess, everyone is entitled to an opinion.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
15) You are so right! When the heck did the collective membership here become my grandparent’s age??? Jesus, people…like fatboyob5 said…LIGHTEN UP!
These are the same people griping about the length of the damn shorts…and the black uniforms…and whatever else actually moves this program into the 21st century. This ain’t your daddy’s UK program anymore old folks, so I’d suggest you either get on board or get out of the freakin way! How long does everyone think it’ll take for the first old fart to call in complaining about all the hip-hop music, long shorts, and whatever else is designed and created to appeal to the kids who actually PLAY??? If you want short shorts and nothing but white players, go be an Indiana fan for cripes sake! I’d like our program to actually be COOL again.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
#18 – It’s not that I believe it’s positive attention. I don’t believe it’s attention at all. And I certainly don’t believe it’s negative attention. But everyone is entitled to their opinion, and that’s why bored people like us get to have fun typing.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
What a complete douche bag. This site is the biggest joke ever.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Groanie groan groan. So you guys are mad that this is being posted because of what reason exactly? Just a few days ago this site covered a sex scandal involving sex/abortions. Pretty risque stuff that is related to UK only peripherally. Get over it.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I could not be more proud of Tucker unless he were my own child.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
A really lame post. It’s like a blog billing itself as “University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting news brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible.” and trying way to hard to accomplish that.
And 19, “This ain’t your daddy’s UK program anymore old folks, so I’d suggest you either get on board or get out of the freakin way! ”
It is my daddy’s program, my mother’s program, my grandmother’s program, my grandfather’s program and my kid’s program and hopefully their kids program.
Get over yourself. You are a memeber of the “suckiest generation ever.” Enjoy.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Anybody else think Karen Sypher should be the celeb “Y” at the UofL game?
August 27th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Shit like this is cool if your 22 or younger so tuckers about 10 years behind. Either he’s got a small package or likes to suck on em. Gawker’s review of his excuse for a movie sums it up well.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
24, I was unaware that you and your family have no sense of humor. I just woke up my grandmother to show her this post and she really enjoyed it. I think I’m going to go back to reorganizing my desktop icons now because I can’t read anymore of this whiny dreck.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
#26 – A big “hell yeah!”
Here’s what I love about human psychology. 2.5 million people watch the bat sh!te crazy Glenn Beck every night. Bleach blonde, crying douche bag and all. Watching as he takes this country straight down the pisser with fraud, fear, and folly.
Additionally, there are over 1 trillion websites on the Internet today. Matt Jones, the loser lawyer from Duke, owns a website dedicated exclusively ridiculous basketball in the tiny state of Kentucky and is in the top 1% of all websites on the planet.
http://alexa.com/siteinfo/kentuckysportsradio.com
Tucker Max, another loser lawyer from Duke, is a NY Times best selling author, passionate Wildcat fan, and creator of one of the summer’s most creative movies is also upper echelon successful.
Look, I could never listen to Matt Jones long term on the radio. But to suggest that this blog isn’t “the fusion of entertainment and enlightenment” is to only reveal your own stupidity.
Grow up, ya blue haired bitches!
Stay true, Matt, Drew, and Tucker.
Anyone that wouldn’t enjoy a good fizuck by the Gator goal post isn’t worthy to read this site to begin with.
Carry on.
Love,
jason
P.S. Billy G is probably sleeping alone tonight because he’s not tough enough to use craigslist to salve his pains like Rick Dees-nuts.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Jason, I like what matt has to say, I spend more time on KSR than any site, think tucker’s a tool. They’re not mutually exclusive.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
You missed my point, #29.
To prove it, I challenge you to a pissing match to see which of us spends more time per day on this site. And which of us owned IHTSBIH first.
I’m drunk and need sleep.
I’m not tough enough to make it until 2:45.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I’ll venture away from the ridiculous dick measuring going on above, and personally say I love seeing Drew on the site. His coverage of the hilarious stories slightly involving UK is a great break from the jasonspurlok vs. the world type of crap that goes on in the UK fan base.
Drew, if I had any idea what you looked like I’d hit ya with a shot at a bar…or maybe even invite you to see Final Destination and warmly caress your leg.
Either way, I’d love to see Tebow cross his chest over the tons of dead babies spilled all over that goal line.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I see. Cool. You think tebow was nice enough to give Tucker a reach around during this rendevous?
August 28th, 2009 at 1:49 am
Tucker Max only got 33 replies for his greatest accomplishment – Ego deflation countdown starting in 5, 4, 3…
August 28th, 2009 at 2:37 am
Who is Tucker Max? I dunno. He may or may not be a douche as some of you have mentioned, but I don’t care.
The man just scored one for Big Blue Nation in UF’s endzone, and I think this ranks right up there with the UK frat guy who stole Laettner’s jersey from Cameron’s rafters several years back.
I’d give him an “A” for awesome.
And if you think this guy’s attempt to one up the competition by having sex under the opposition’s goalpost is gross or juvenile, then you really need to lighten up.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:45 am
his seed is forever planted in gainesville hahahahah
August 28th, 2009 at 6:03 am
Nerd fight!!!!!!!!
Woooooooooooooooo!!!!
August 28th, 2009 at 7:32 am
If you like this, you will like his newest post. It involves an X-ray technician and video from an X-ray machine…
August 28th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Once on a SCUBA diving trip, I snuck into the swamp and I carved out a UK logo at mid field and then I went and pissed on the “F” in the endzone with the shrubs.
August 28th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Well done Tucker!
August 28th, 2009 at 9:13 am
#38–the King RULES!!!!! Guys, even though I may not agree with some stories, posts, answers, whatever–I’ve learned to take sites “warts and all.” Every post isn’t going to be an award-winning piece of literature, and I get to live my life vicariously through some of you guys! Ease up and enjoy the moment!
August 28th, 2009 at 9:19 am
11-”this just ads to the trash” Freudian slip maybe? Some of us enjoy a little humor on here and I don’t give much credence to those who want to post but don’t take the time to spell correctly. “Ads” help the site; posting shows you care enough to send your very best.
August 28th, 2009 at 9:20 am
I’m too old to DO something like this now, but I’m not too old to find this funny. This stuff is not odd for a college campus: my fraternity at UK stole Christian Laetner’s jersey–the actually retired jersey from Cameron Indoor–the year after “the shot.” We got a year and half probation for it, but it was worth it. Clemson, UT, Georgia, UNC all suffered some tricks on them while I was in school, but this was before blogging, smart phones, etc. so nobody found out about it (except for the Laetner thing).
August 28th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Anyone else think this dude could be lying about this?
August 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am
#s 11&17… For the love of God, don’t ever watch Animal House. It may turn you off movies forever. Better yet, write National Lampoon to complain what it did to corrupt those of us who were normal until we saw it.
August 28th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I heard the girl was his sister…..ewwwwwwwwww…. GO CATS!!!
August 28th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Hell I’m in my late 50′s and I would have LOVED to have done what Tucker did. If I had the ready amount of cash I’d do it on every Campus in the SEC and do it but not on the goal line, hell I’d bend them over the bench where they sit. Now I agree with one of you guys this isn’t meant for younger folks to read but for crying out loud it’s just an article written by a guy, who IS a UK fan, that got laid in a stadium, and some of you all are complaining about a few “PECKER” tracks?
August 28th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Mad props to Tucker, everyone who is bashing, get a life or go say a prayer, and then move onto the next post
August 28th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
#6 is right