[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]

Photo by TMZ (may be NSFW).
Chicago Bull and the Player Hater’s Ball Runner-up Joakim Noah has been spotted frolicking with (topless!) coeds on an unnamed beach at Saint Barthélemy Island.
With Leather’s Punte says that these pictures show the new likable Joakim: “…Noah has been a refreshing departure from the typical NBA archetype; he hustles, he keeps his mouth shut, and oh yeah, he can play anywhere on the floor. And the ladies also seem to have taken notice.”
The first comment posted afterward by reader Taco_JOnes: “If by keeping your mouth shut, you mean questioning your teammates, screaming at the referees and opposing teams and comparing yourself to Muhammed Ali, then sure. He does hustle, though.”
Good to see him working on his game in the off-season. He must be motivated by that tough 7-game series with Boston to keep improving himself as a player. If he keeps up this level of effort, the NBA won’t be able to stop him!
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May 14th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
It must be nice to be an ugly millionaire.
May 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Noah topless that is disgusting
May 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
2 FGM posts in a day??? I think I just blue myself.
May 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Rumblings are strong of an ultimatum by one school in the John Wall sweepstakes. The supposed deadline is tomorrow! Still trying to confirm
less than 5 seconds ago from TweetDeck
Per Jody Demling’s Twitter
May 14th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Quick someone save that girl! She is being attacked by the creature from the poo lagoon!!
May 14th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I burned MJ and Pippen jersies when I realized Chicago drafted him.
May 14th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
What is the link to Demling’s Twitter??
May 14th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
what’s demling’s twitter? i can’t find it via search
May 14th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Wow, that ugly and still getting chicks. The NBA brand works miracles.
May 14th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
John Wall news isn’t as exciting as it once was. Will be just great to get him, but the interest level around here peaked already.
May 14th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
http://twitter.com/jdemling
May 14th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Matt Jones on CW
http://louisvillesportsbuzz.com/
1) click ON DEMAND
2) click FREAK SHOW
3) select May 11 or May 13 episodes
*CHIP COSBY IN STUDIO 2NITE @ 11:30*
May 14th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Follow the link to the rest of the pics and see how good of a teammate he’s become. Way to pass the j to the beach skank.
May 14th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Oh, I really didn’t want to censor that picture — there is no nip exposed, his hands are cupping her lumps. But I was afraid that some KSR readers’ uptight significant others would see the picture and then get uppity. WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
May 14th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
i’m not sure putting an ultimatum on Wall is gonna win you pts in his world … just sayin’ … but whatever shortens the list
May 14th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
http://twitter.com/jdemling
May 14th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Thx for the link FGM!
May 14th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
If you look at the other pics along with it I got to admit. She is pretty smoking. Im sure the motorboat sounds fit right in at the beach though.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I bet it was NC Central that put the ultimatum to Wall. They run a pretty tight ship over there.
…. it’s a gaming ship.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I hope Cal did slap a deadline on the Wall camp. We need to get our roster sorted for next season. That being said, it seems Wall himself is probably not the reason for the holdup.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
20. Cal didnt give the ultimatum. It was Duke.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
hopin a giant sand crab comes and drags him off to never be seen again.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
#21 — Because Coach K is the Boss. He don’t get jerked around; he jerks around, son.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Does anyone notice how insanely hot that girl is??? I never thought i’d say this but i’m jealous of joakim noah.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
23 – Thats right. K is as strong and straight as Chuck Norris’ pubes.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
24 – Thats what Im saying man. She is majorly bad action.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
That’s why Laettner won the Tourney. People can respect the wool Noah pulls. Laettner, on the other hand, is a homosexual.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
6. that was dumb.
May 14th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
This chick must be pretty easy if she is giving it up to Noah. Just looking at his head of pubic hair is sickening. His face is not even shown. I can’t imagine how hideous that would be up close…
May 14th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
How to get girls to stay with you, by Joakim Noah. Tip #31: Bury them alive. She aint goin NOWHERE
May 14th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
ooooooh! that’s disgustingly ugly…guess money can buy many things, but this is too creepy!
May 14th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
The picture that should be reported on is #4 of 10 on the TMZ site, linked in the article…The one that Noah & his scank are passing the doobie in. Not that I have a problem w/ that…But I bet the NBA might, if it became a PR nightmare.
May 14th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
That’s one money hungry skank!
May 15th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Oh I thought that was Weird Al Yankovich