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May 14, 2009

Joakim Noah Can Make A Mean Sandcastle

by @ 4:45 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

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Photo by TMZ (may be NSFW).

Chicago Bull and the Player Hater’s Ball Runner-up Joakim Noah has been spotted frolicking with (topless!) coeds on an unnamed beach at Saint Barthélemy Island.

With Leather’s Punte says that these pictures show the new likable Joakim: “…Noah has been a refreshing departure from the typical NBA archetype; he hustles, he keeps his mouth shut, and oh yeah, he can play anywhere on the floor. And the ladies also seem to have taken notice.”

The first comment posted afterward by reader Taco_JOnes: “If by keeping your mouth shut, you mean questioning your teammates, screaming at the referees and opposing teams and comparing yourself to Muhammed Ali, then sure. He does hustle, though.”

Good to see him working on his game in the off-season. He must be motivated by that tough 7-game series with Boston to keep improving himself as a player. If he keeps up this level of effort, the NBA won’t be able to stop him!

34 Responses to “Joakim Noah Can Make A Mean Sandcastle”

  1. CalipariSafari Says:

    It must be nice to be an ugly millionaire.

  2. Kige Ramsey Says:

    Noah topless that is disgusting

  3. drewky Says:

    2 FGM posts in a day??? I think I just blue myself.

  4. recruit_a_shooter Says:

    Rumblings are strong of an ultimatum by one school in the John Wall sweepstakes. The supposed deadline is tomorrow! Still trying to confirm
    less than 5 seconds ago from TweetDeck

    Per Jody Demling’s Twitter

  5. StuckAtWork Says:

    Quick someone save that girl! She is being attacked by the creature from the poo lagoon!!

  6. pumacats Says:

    I burned MJ and Pippen jersies when I realized Chicago drafted him.

  7. fyrebird_86 Says:

    What is the link to Demling’s Twitter??

  8. PatPattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor Says:

    what’s demling’s twitter? i can’t find it via search

  9. GoCats22 Says:

    Wow, that ugly and still getting chicks. The NBA brand works miracles.

  10. KYStout Says:

    John Wall news isn’t as exciting as it once was. Will be just great to get him, but the interest level around here peaked already.

  11. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    http://twitter.com/jdemling

  12. Epps2Shep Says:

    Matt Jones on CW
    http://louisvillesportsbuzz.com/
    1) click ON DEMAND
    2) click FREAK SHOW
    3) select May 11 or May 13 episodes

    *CHIP COSBY IN STUDIO 2NITE @ 11:30*

  13. nky cat Says:

    Follow the link to the rest of the pics and see how good of a teammate he’s become. Way to pass the j to the beach skank.

  14. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    Oh, I really didn’t want to censor that picture — there is no nip exposed, his hands are cupping her lumps. But I was afraid that some KSR readers’ uptight significant others would see the picture and then get uppity. WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

  15. agenda Says:

    i’m not sure putting an ultimatum on Wall is gonna win you pts in his world … just sayin’ … but whatever shortens the list

  16. Megan Calipari Is Fine! Says:

    http://twitter.com/jdemling

  17. fyrebird_86 Says:

    Thx for the link FGM!

  18. plinytheyounger Says:

    If you look at the other pics along with it I got to admit. She is pretty smoking. Im sure the motorboat sounds fit right in at the beach though.

  19. gossie21 Says:

    I bet it was NC Central that put the ultimatum to Wall. They run a pretty tight ship over there.

    …. it’s a gaming ship.

  20. KYStout Says:

    I hope Cal did slap a deadline on the Wall camp. We need to get our roster sorted for next season. That being said, it seems Wall himself is probably not the reason for the holdup.

  21. plinytheyounger Says:

    20. Cal didnt give the ultimatum. It was Duke.

  22. crazyweb Says:

    hopin a giant sand crab comes and drags him off to never be seen again.

  23. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    #21 — Because Coach K is the Boss. He don’t get jerked around; he jerks around, son.

  24. Phili5 Says:

    Does anyone notice how insanely hot that girl is??? I never thought i’d say this but i’m jealous of joakim noah.

  25. plinytheyounger Says:

    23 – Thats right. K is as strong and straight as Chuck Norris’ pubes.

  26. plinytheyounger Says:

    24 – Thats what Im saying man. She is majorly bad action.

  27. TheBigBooyah Says:

    That’s why Laettner won the Tourney. People can respect the wool Noah pulls. Laettner, on the other hand, is a homosexual.

  28. Fastcats007 Says:

    6. that was dumb.

  29. SuperTroy18 Says:

    This chick must be pretty easy if she is giving it up to Noah. Just looking at his head of pubic hair is sickening. His face is not even shown. I can’t imagine how hideous that would be up close…

  30. tyleryoungjj Says:

    How to get girls to stay with you, by Joakim Noah. Tip #31: Bury them alive. She aint goin NOWHERE

  31. kyartist Says:

    ooooooh! that’s disgustingly ugly…guess money can buy many things, but this is too creepy!

  32. catcard202 Says:

    The picture that should be reported on is #4 of 10 on the TMZ site, linked in the article…The one that Noah & his scank are passing the doobie in. Not that I have a problem w/ that…But I bet the NBA might, if it became a PR nightmare. ;)

  33. Gaytor Hater Says:

    That’s one money hungry skank!

  34. truBLU Says:

    Oh I thought that was Weird Al Yankovich

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