[Moderated by Matt Jones]

Dearest readers,
I write this missive to you from high atop a Nepalese mountain summit, where I have just been privvy to witnessing a ceremony by which Western eyes have never lighted upon. Though the sage which introduced me to this new information asked that I not take it back to the unenlightened, in my head I knew that that would be difficult, as it is Wednesday. Need-to-Know Wednesday, in fact. And though I can’t deliver to you information on the future of Orlando Smith (that’s something Barnhart has put off for us, unfortunately), in lieu of that I’ve decided to entrust to you some of the information I’ve recently learned in the Far East.
It is my hope that you’ll take this new knowledge and use it for doing good.
That is all.
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February 28th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
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February 28th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I feel as if I have just lost 2 min from my life I will never get back!
February 28th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
OMG! What was that?
Now I’m even more confused….
February 28th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
great timing, potty training my daughter here. This gives me great inspiration.
February 28th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
where do you find this stuff!!! It’s awesome.
February 28th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Seriously…Japan is just *&%$ed up. Between this and the bukkake…i…i…man they need help.
February 28th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Seriously…Japan is just great man. Between this and the bukkake…i…i…man I want to visit.
February 28th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
All I have to say is: It’s about time.
February 28th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
the kid looks like he is shittin stones.. the way he is forcing it.
Since i’m from nepal, i know all about what you are thinking. dont you dare leak it.!!!
February 28th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Aha! that explains why my poo poo always yells japaneese profanities right before a flush it
down the toilet
February 28th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Maybe the rappers from yesterday can write some rhymes about Mr.
Pants and the poo poo. It would likely cause us all to combust.
But it would somehow be worth it.
Joe
February 28th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Thank you Chris. Thank you. Let’s live-action this at the SEC next week. PLEASE.
February 28th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Macon_Volfan,
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February 28th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Ok. But that means you get butt wiping duty. (GROSS). The kid will be either Turkey Hunter, Ben, or Tom Gray.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
DeWayne,
If it’s the Turkey Hunter, it will be all too familiar.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
I was thinking about that, but didn’t want to go there. Tee Hee Hee.
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