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March 15, 2013

This news headline is… ummmm… interesting.

by @ 4:30 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

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While you’re taking in this fine basketball game between Tennessee and Alabama, take a second to read this headline from TownHall.com about our friends down in Knoxville.

You can read the article here, or you can ignore the details of the story and use your imagination.  That’s what I’m doing and I’ve come up with some very bizarre scenarios in my head.

Three hours ’til Cats and Commodores tip off.

33 Responses to “This news headline is… ummmm… interesting.”

  1. B Says:

    So does Virginia drop out of the tourney with the loss to NC State?

  2. TStarnes Stuff Says:

    Talk about bad tag-line placement…… Is Todd Starnes the expert?

  3. G's Unit Says:

    I will defer to the expert on this one…Sexn’?

  4. RealCatsFan Says:

    I thought they used it for anal beer bong research…

  5. mizzippi state Says:

    Pulling out all the stops during the recruiting visits for future lady vols. Impressive.

  6. Butt bonging Says:

    Lmao #4. Guess they decided to broaden their rectum… I mean spectrum lol

  7. Sir Brandon Says:

    Inserteth your own Volunteers joke here…

  8. JoeMoney333 Says:

    Sometimes I wonder why America is so screwed up and then sometimes I find answers…

  9. SexnNursinHomes Says:

    3- Well, this might be the first best thing that UT has ever done.

    4- haha and by the looks of it, Todd Starnes looks to be the guinea pig. Looks like he took that photo with the test tube already half way up his ass.

  10. Roland Says:

    drew, you didn’t click on your own link.
    you are like a billy crystal character on SNL:

    Unbelieveable

  11. Kevin C. Says:

    This can only help UT Lady Vols recruiting.

  12. Roland Says:

    my misstake, you clicked and you read and you Imagined.

  13. UK_Gr8ness Says:

    Expect all lady Vol sports to have National Titles in the same school year!!!

  14. Roland Says:

    Sex is the Most Powerful FORCE on this earth among humans.
    It will bring down the highest and get the lowest in jail.

  15. Huh? Says:

    Since when do college students need a seminar on sex? This is sort of like NASCAR giving drivers a seminar on turning left.

  16. Al's IndiCats Says:

    I really thought for sure Sexn’ would’ve been the headliner of that little operartion…or at least a shout out to him!

  17. RealCatsFan Says:

    Tenn in trouble late – down 9 with 8:30 left, leading scorer with 4 fouls on the bench.

  18. True Blue Says:

    Im getting nervous guys. If we lose i think we’re nit bound. Help me out here.

  19. SexnNursinHomes Says:

    16- buddy I wish, I think all of us guys are lesbians at heart.. Which technically makes us eligible for that bondage class. I’ll see you in class Al. haha

  20. IndyCat Says:

    No way we lose this. I think knowing that a loss means the season ending will keep them giving it 100%

  21. Chezzy Says:

    I personally see nothing wrong with this and will be transferring and it looks like my Thesis has been choosen for me!

  22. lexslamman Says:

    Reading Townhall.com for news is like watching Ed Schultz to get aroused.

  23. IndyCat Says:

    Vols coming back

  24. Rae Says:

    19. I read the article. Apparently she’s teaching poetry. Sorry to disappoint.

  25. Rae Says:

    Are the fans cheering for Bama actual Bama fans or UK fans?

  26. Beverly Says:

    @ 25 – I was wondering the same thing. We know we need Tennessee to lose. We also know there are more UK fans than fans of other teams and has been since Wednesday night. So, I’m thinking yes, it’s UK fans cheering Bama, LOL

  27. RealCatsFan Says:

    And the dirty snitches go down. So much for a shot at revenge for the Cats, but they can still do the same against Bama if they take care of business tonight.

  28. BlueRedNeck Says:

    I have always maintained that I am actually a lesbian trapped in a male’s body…

  29. HackRichards Says:

    #15 – Most College age guys shoot their gun before its even loaded!

  30. BlueRedNeck Says:

    “There are 30 events planned including “Getting Laid,” “Sex Positivity; Queer as a Verb,” “Bow Chicka Bow Woah,” “How to Talk to Your Parents About Sex,” “Loud and Queer,” and “How Many Licks Does It Take…” – a workshop about oral sex.”

    Eli, are you reading this? You need to take a serious look at revamping the UK curriculum!

  31. Huh? Says:

    #29 – Yeah but my daddy always said you can’t beat learnin’ on the job! Screw a seminar! ( pun intended)

  32. Al's IndiCats Says:

    Sexn, Without a doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Tom Blevins Says:

    I clicked on the link and got a popup ad for a book about Obama and the Four Horsemen. (I never knew our president was a fan of professional wrestling.) I tried to close it and got another popup tryig to get me to subscribe to a conservative magazine. I never did get to read the article. But as I am not a lesbian and am not into bondage, I don’t guess I needed to anyway. Did anyone else have trouble with popups?

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