[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
While you’re taking in this fine basketball game between Tennessee and Alabama, take a second to read this headline from TownHall.com about our friends down in Knoxville.
You can read the article here, or you can ignore the details of the story and use your imagination. That’s what I’m doing and I’ve come up with some very bizarre scenarios in my head.
Three hours ’til Cats and Commodores tip off.
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March 15th, 2013 at 4:32 pm
So does Virginia drop out of the tourney with the loss to NC State?
March 15th, 2013 at 4:32 pm
Talk about bad tag-line placement…… Is Todd Starnes the expert?
March 15th, 2013 at 4:33 pm
I will defer to the expert on this one…Sexn’?
March 15th, 2013 at 4:35 pm
I thought they used it for anal beer bong research…
March 15th, 2013 at 4:39 pm
Pulling out all the stops during the recruiting visits for future lady vols. Impressive.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:39 pm
Lmao #4. Guess they decided to broaden their rectum… I mean spectrum lol
March 15th, 2013 at 4:39 pm
Inserteth your own Volunteers joke here…
March 15th, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Sometimes I wonder why America is so screwed up and then sometimes I find answers…
March 15th, 2013 at 4:47 pm
3- Well, this might be the first best thing that UT has ever done.
4- haha and by the looks of it, Todd Starnes looks to be the guinea pig. Looks like he took that photo with the test tube already half way up his ass.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:47 pm
drew, you didn’t click on your own link.
you are like a billy crystal character on SNL:
Unbelieveable
March 15th, 2013 at 4:48 pm
This can only help UT Lady Vols recruiting.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:51 pm
my misstake, you clicked and you read and you Imagined.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:52 pm
Expect all lady Vol sports to have National Titles in the same school year!!!
March 15th, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Sex is the Most Powerful FORCE on this earth among humans.
It will bring down the highest and get the lowest in jail.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:58 pm
Since when do college students need a seminar on sex? This is sort of like NASCAR giving drivers a seminar on turning left.
March 15th, 2013 at 5:00 pm
I really thought for sure Sexn’ would’ve been the headliner of that little operartion…or at least a shout out to him!
March 15th, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Tenn in trouble late – down 9 with 8:30 left, leading scorer with 4 fouls on the bench.
March 15th, 2013 at 5:04 pm
Im getting nervous guys. If we lose i think we’re nit bound. Help me out here.
March 15th, 2013 at 5:05 pm
16- buddy I wish, I think all of us guys are lesbians at heart.. Which technically makes us eligible for that bondage class. I’ll see you in class Al. haha
March 15th, 2013 at 5:08 pm
No way we lose this. I think knowing that a loss means the season ending will keep them giving it 100%
March 15th, 2013 at 5:08 pm
I personally see nothing wrong with this and will be transferring and it looks like my Thesis has been choosen for me!
March 15th, 2013 at 5:09 pm
Reading Townhall.com for news is like watching Ed Schultz to get aroused.
March 15th, 2013 at 5:10 pm
Vols coming back
March 15th, 2013 at 5:11 pm
19. I read the article. Apparently she’s teaching poetry. Sorry to disappoint.
March 15th, 2013 at 5:11 pm
Are the fans cheering for Bama actual Bama fans or UK fans?
March 15th, 2013 at 5:16 pm
@ 25 – I was wondering the same thing. We know we need Tennessee to lose. We also know there are more UK fans than fans of other teams and has been since Wednesday night. So, I’m thinking yes, it’s UK fans cheering Bama, LOL
March 15th, 2013 at 5:27 pm
And the dirty snitches go down. So much for a shot at revenge for the Cats, but they can still do the same against Bama if they take care of business tonight.
March 15th, 2013 at 5:32 pm
I have always maintained that I am actually a lesbian trapped in a male’s body…
March 15th, 2013 at 5:34 pm
#15 – Most College age guys shoot their gun before its even loaded!
March 15th, 2013 at 5:34 pm
“There are 30 events planned including “Getting Laid,” “Sex Positivity; Queer as a Verb,” “Bow Chicka Bow Woah,” “How to Talk to Your Parents About Sex,” “Loud and Queer,” and “How Many Licks Does It Take…” – a workshop about oral sex.”
Eli, are you reading this? You need to take a serious look at revamping the UK curriculum!
March 15th, 2013 at 5:44 pm
#29 – Yeah but my daddy always said you can’t beat learnin’ on the job! Screw a seminar! ( pun intended)
March 15th, 2013 at 5:59 pm
Sexn, Without a doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 16th, 2013 at 8:59 am
I clicked on the link and got a popup ad for a book about Obama and the Four Horsemen. (I never knew our president was a fan of professional wrestling.) I tried to close it and got another popup tryig to get me to subscribe to a conservative magazine. I never did get to read the article. But as I am not a lesbian and am not into bondage, I don’t guess I needed to anyway. Did anyone else have trouble with popups?