[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
You may remember the story of the former UT basketball strength coach who broke into the UT basketball office and stole money and tanning cream. Well video is now out of the incident and it is awesome. We see the perpetrator (dressed to fool any onlookers into thinking he is Cornholio) attempting to use his keys (they changed the locks) and brandishing equipment he plans to use in his caper. It is awesome and seems to be the type of thing that would have happened here only in the Billy Clyde era, but in Knoxville, it is just a regular Friday night.
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March 1st, 2013 at 8:33 pm
How dumb could he…… Never mind, forgot this was on UTs campus
March 1st, 2013 at 8:33 pm
When questioned by the authorities, he told them that he needed TP for his bunghole.
March 1st, 2013 at 8:37 pm
Slappy wins.
March 1st, 2013 at 8:37 pm
Cloak of Invisibilty malfunction…
March 1st, 2013 at 8:39 pm
Huh huh huh huh, Beavis, you dumbass
March 1st, 2013 at 8:46 pm
#2, ya beat us to the punch.
March 1st, 2013 at 9:15 pm
Dumb mother…. How can someone be that damn dumb ha wow
March 1st, 2013 at 9:38 pm
All I can see is Beavis ::
I am cornholio. Seek teepee for my bunghole
March 1st, 2013 at 10:19 pm
looks like he is drunk by the way he is swaying when he stops at the door must have needed some liquid courage
March 1st, 2013 at 10:24 pm
He was framed!!!
March 1st, 2013 at 10:25 pm
He did not steal the tanning cream at Thompson. That was from an earlier incident at a store. I think it is more of a robbery that someplace charges $100 for tanning cream.
March 1st, 2013 at 11:05 pm
Drugs or gamble habit.
Move on. Happens a lot.
March 2nd, 2013 at 12:38 am
Hey!! KSR, when your first report said he broke in with a saw, I thought “what a dummy”. Now that I see the video and realize it was an ELECTRIC saw, it all makes sense. He just had a little bad luck. And a little brain.
March 2nd, 2013 at 7:00 am
Wait, does this guy think the cameras point straight down from the ceiling? What’s the jacket gonna do? Maybe the bath salts have him believing he’s really Darth Maul and the saw is his light saber.
March 2nd, 2013 at 8:20 am
Hey, isn’t that one of them boys that’s been wacking off in my tool shed?
March 2nd, 2013 at 9:39 am
Thanks Jones, this was awesome. Or, should I say it was a waste of 45 seconds? Yeah, it was a waste. Man, this site is going downhill.