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March 1, 2013

Surveillance Video of UT’s Equipment Room Bandit

by @ 8:29 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

You may remember the story of the former UT basketball strength coach who broke into the UT basketball office and stole money and tanning cream. Well video is now out of the incident and it is awesome. We see the perpetrator (dressed to fool any onlookers into thinking he is Cornholio) attempting to use his keys (they changed the locks) and brandishing equipment he plans to use in his caper. It is awesome and seems to be the type of thing that would have happened here only in the Billy Clyde era, but in Knoxville, it is just a regular Friday night.

16 Responses to “Surveillance Video of UT’s Equipment Room Bandit”

  1. Big Rich Says:

    How dumb could he…… Never mind, forgot this was on UTs campus

  2. Slappy Says:

    When questioned by the authorities, he told them that he needed TP for his bunghole.

  3. Beans Says:

    Slappy wins.

  4. UT Harry Potter Says:

    Cloak of Invisibilty malfunction…

  5. Butthead Says:

    Huh huh huh huh, Beavis, you dumbass

  6. Corn-hulio Says:

    #2, ya beat us to the punch.

  7. Fireants25 Says:

    Dumb mother…. How can someone be that damn dumb ha wow

  8. Stratblend Says:

    All I can see is Beavis ::

    I am cornholio. Seek teepee for my bunghole

  9. bluemanchew Says:

    looks like he is drunk by the way he is swaying when he stops at the door must have needed some liquid courage

  10. wan8iv Says:

    He was framed!!!

  11. Ray Mears' tanning salon Says:

    He did not steal the tanning cream at Thompson. That was from an earlier incident at a store. I think it is more of a robbery that someplace charges $100 for tanning cream.

  12. Catlogic15 Says:

    Drugs or gamble habit.

    Move on. Happens a lot.

  13. agatha Says:

    Hey!! KSR, when your first report said he broke in with a saw, I thought “what a dummy”. Now that I see the video and realize it was an ELECTRIC saw, it all makes sense. He just had a little bad luck. And a little brain.

  14. Raazoul Says:

    Wait, does this guy think the cameras point straight down from the ceiling? What’s the jacket gonna do? Maybe the bath salts have him believing he’s really Darth Maul and the saw is his light saber.

  15. Tom Anderson Says:

    Hey, isn’t that one of them boys that’s been wacking off in my tool shed?

  16. Dave Says:

    Thanks Jones, this was awesome. Or, should I say it was a waste of 45 seconds? Yeah, it was a waste. Man, this site is going downhill.

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