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As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

This afternoon, we found out that Doron Lamb is headed to Orlando, which can only mean good things for his Twitter account. Earlier this week, Doron shared some grooming tips with his followers…check them out:

U have to put this on at nite twitter.com/DLamb20/status…

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) February 19, 2013

Okay, easy enough, everyone has baby powder.

Can’t live with out it twitter.com/DLamb20/status…

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) February 19, 2013

Sure, no one likes chapped lips, especially this time of year.

Good for your feet twitter.com/DLamb20/status…

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) February 19, 2013

Tyra Banks would agree with this.

I hope I don’t pee in the bed 2nite lol twitter.com/DLamb20/status…

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) February 19, 2013

Sadly, this was not followed by a picture of adult diapers.

Now that Doron’s moving to Orlando, what can we expect?

“LMFAO Sleepy asleep AF” #DoronTweetsFromDisneyWorld twitter.com/KristenGeilKSR…

— Kristen Geil (@KristenGeilKSR) February 21, 2013

Can’t wait until Doron asks “Who in Whoville?” twitter.com/AFlenerKSR/sta…

— Aaron Flener (@AFlenerKSR) February 21, 2013

“Eat good D Lamb lol”#DoronTweetsFromDisneyWorld twitter.com/NjourdanKSR/st…

— Nick Jourdan (@NjourdanKSR) February 21, 2013

That Sleepy tweet is happening, you can bank on it.

Willie Cauley-Stein did his fair share of tweeting this week, retweeting various offensive messages he received in the wake of the Tennessee loss. Last night, Willie said that most of them came from Indiana fans, so props to him for showing some restraint:

This dude is starting to creep me out with his “being a man” tweets lol

— ☆TheFr3shPrinc3☆ (@WCS15timefor9) February 18, 2013

Yooooo don’t tweet at me if u can’t even spell my name right lmbo

— ☆TheFr3shPrinc3☆ (@WCS15timefor9) February 20, 2013

People be so lucky I can’t be saying what I really want

— ☆TheFr3shPrinc3☆ (@WCS15timefor9) February 20, 2013

It was only a matter of time before Jon Hood’s toes became webbed:

#LakeFinsNoSins

Who knew Jarrod Polson was so artistic?

@jpolson05 getting artistic early in the A.M.!!! twitter.com/hoodyhood4/sta…

— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) February 21, 2013

He can ball, he can sing, he can dance, he can draw…is he Rupp’s Renaissance man?

What does Twany do when he can’t have his beloved cookies and cream ice cream? He improvises with sugar cookies and cake:

Mmm…cakecakecakecakecake.

Judging by this picture, I’m guessing Brian Long lost?

Who knew Tod Lanter was a fish snob?

I’ve never been to Long John Silvers. Im so proud of that

— Tod Lanter (@tod_lanterIII) February 21, 2013

Let’s not forget that future Cat Dakari Johnson will be in town this weekend for the GameDay festivities:

About to start packing up for the KY tomorrow too excited #BBN

— dakari Johnson (@dslowmotion22) February 21, 2013

No, no, no, Jorts, it’s WHO up.

Who’s up?

— Josh Harrellson (@BigJorts55) February 21, 2013

Speaking of, Doron might want to return this new Milwaukee Bucks jacket:

I had to get this twitter.com/DLamb20/status…

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) February 20, 2013

Nice socks, though:

Socks of the day twitter.com/DLamb20/status…

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) February 18, 2013

What’s Mark Krebs up to now? Filming at the Rose Bowl?

Already 8 hours into my day out here. #EarlyStart twitter.com/MarkKrebs12/st…

— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) February 19, 2013

I think that’s what JT was hinting at, Rex:

Having fun singing Justin Timberlake’s Suit and Tie hook, “Lemme showya’a few thangs.” as “Lemme show ya’a lil’ poontang.”

— Rex Chapman (@rexchapman) February 18, 2013

We know Enes loves wrestling, but monster jams too?! The UnderKanter driving the Grave Digger does have a nice ring to it…

@ Monster Jam!!! It was fun to drive the Grave Digger. I think l want one if only l can drive it on the street. twitter.com/Enes_Kanter/st…

— Enes Kanter (@Enes_Kanter) February 17, 2013

Yes, please:

Thinkin bout Dunk Contest for nxt yr!?!

— John Wall (@John_Wall) February 17, 2013

Uhmmm…shout out to you too, Oh Boyd?

#shoutout to my white people I love y’all.

— [BUZZ¡](@Oh_Boyd) February 19, 2013

Taylor Wyndham is quite the story teller:

Story time with @taylorwyndham today. He really knows how to paint a picture twitter.com/Matt_Smith69/s…

— Matt Smith (@Matt_Smith69) February 18, 2013

I don’t believe you, Stevie:

i rarely do the obvious.. i didnt look that time RT @dkarnath: #SJ13 do Kate Upton’s breasts look as good in person as they do in SI?

— STEVEN (@StevieJohnson13) February 15, 2013

We see you, seeing us Ashley:

Like him or not, props to @kysportsradio for taking up for UK players on the radio.Playing basketball poorly doesn’t make them bad kids.

— ashley judd (@AshleyJudd) February 16, 2013

We live in the same city, so whenever you want to have a girls’ night and watch replays from last year, let me know. I’ll bring the wine.

This week’s “Tweet That Makes You Go Aww” goes to Mark Krebs and his youth league basketball team back in the day. Those are some old school unis.

#tbt sweet backdrop and unis… Even better bowlcut. twitter.com/MarkKrebs12/st…

— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) February 15, 2013

Bookie doesn’t want those cuffs:

like why try to Wife me.? U got no shot luv chill out and u not from New Orleans #BALLGAME

— Booke Uptown ™103 (@bookie3_FLYA) February 21, 2013

TWEET OF THE WEEK:

Took grand daughter Sina on a ride on my Kentucky Fat Boy Harley. twitter.com/UKcoachbrooks/…

— Rich Brooks (@UKcoachbrooks) February 18, 2013

Who needs motorcycle boots when you’re a badass like Rich Brooks?

Until next time, RT plz?