[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
We’ve already done a Know Your Enemy on Auburn. We went through the location, the alumni, and the history (etc.). Since losing 75-53 to our Cats in Auburn Arena, things have not gotten much better for Auburn. Including the Kentucky game, they’ve lost 5 out of their last 6. That is easy to do when you shoot 28 for 113 (25%) from three point range in those games. Tonight, let’s take a look at what the Tigers have been up to since our last meeting.
*Vandy (away)- LOSS. Frankie Sullivan & Rob Chubb both had 14 points in this tickle fight that Vandy won 73-61. I didn’t see the game because I don’t enjoy torture. In fact, I don’t watch any Auburn basketball game Kentucky isn’t playing in. It’s my policy.
*Ole Miss (home)- LOSS. Ole Miss winning this game was big for Kentucky. It gave us the opportunity to play a ranked team and get a “quality” win. Had Ole Miss lost to Auburn, they would have been unranked for the Kentucky game. So thanks, Auburn, for shooting 6 for 23 from three in this game and losing 63-61. I didn’t watch, because it was an Auburn game Kentucky didn’t play in. #Policy
*Georgia (away)- LOSS. The only good thing about this game was that it was played in Athens, the greatest place on earth. The final score was 57-49 and Auburn sizzled from behind the three point line once again (4-20). This game may or may not have been watched by people. I, for one, did not watch. #Policy
*Missouri (away)- LOSS. In this game, Auburn improved a bit from the three point line (7-22) but still lost 91-77. Frankie Sullivan scored 12 points in this game despite playing only 16 minutes. Why did their best player only play 16 minutes? I don’t know. I didn’t watch the game. #Policy
*Alabama (home)- WIN. My friend Hunter Johnson, an Alabama fan, and I had this exchange about this 49-37 Auburn win that set college basketball back 50 years:
Hunter: WE SCORED 14 POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF AGAINST AUBURN
Me: Did you lose?
Hunter: GOD YES
Me: So, you guys scored 37 points total?
Hunter: Yes, Aaron. Yes. Cam Newton was there leading cheers. Worst night ever.
Me: Did you sleep last night?
Hunter: Only with the help of alcohol.
This game was so terrible Hunter had to drink himself to sleep. I had to take his word for all the facts he gave because I didn’t watch. Yep, you guessed it. #Policy.
Folks, Auburn sucks. They are terrible at shooting (a big part of basketball) and scoring (a bigger part of basketball). Kentucky is a 17 point favorite at home. This is a game where confidence needs to be built for the showdown on the road with Florida on Tuesday. Here’s to hoping that happens. I will be watching. That’s my #Policy.
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February 8th, 2013 at 9:33 pm
HELLO!!
February 8th, 2013 at 9:34 pm
thank you.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:35 pm
She parts her hair in much of the same way as I do. A very classy and stylish girl..
February 8th, 2013 at 9:35 pm
O_O
February 8th, 2013 at 9:37 pm
We haven’t been great the year again SEC teams that suck so I hope they bring their “A” game tomorrow. The CATS need to bury a couple teams to get that a real confidence boost. Cats by 25… Love this time of year !
February 8th, 2013 at 9:40 pm
I deduce is of the faggit persuasion. How, you may ask?
Elementary my dear Watson. Aaron writes the weekly “bachelor” post, therefore any straight male friend he once might have had is now gone. Hunter sounds to be a male, so it’s obvious he must be a faggit as well.
The game is afoot.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:41 pm
my lawdy! daddy buy me some of that
February 8th, 2013 at 9:45 pm
Trashy Hot…
February 8th, 2013 at 9:53 pm
I didn’t realize Alabama fans cared about basketball enough to need to drink themselves to sleep. I guess that’s the national perception of Kentucky football. We really are two sides of the same coin.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:57 pm
Page down!
February 8th, 2013 at 9:57 pm
Gooooood night…..where do I get one of those???
February 8th, 2013 at 10:20 pm
Check this out Aaron pretty much sums up your whole post: http://youtu.be/5m6Sw26gUQo
February 8th, 2013 at 10:29 pm
Love the UA tan line. Yes, you must look close, but you should be anyway!
February 8th, 2013 at 10:30 pm
Sorry, AU tan line.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:41 pm
#6. Really? Of you are going to be an ignorant, bigoted ass, at least learn how to spell you backwards fool. Go play in traffic.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:55 pm
that and a bottle of boones farm make for a very very good night
February 8th, 2013 at 10:56 pm
Holy schnikes I’d like to pull her hair and smack that …
February 8th, 2013 at 11:07 pm
http://www.hai2u.com/
February 8th, 2013 at 11:20 pm
I’d eat that pu$$y full of ice cream!
February 8th, 2013 at 11:29 pm
someone who is mad.
He looks like #15. AKA Faggit Protector.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:34 pm
I spy an Auburn logo tan line
February 8th, 2013 at 11:38 pm
20 is a classic case of a self loather, and a worthless human being. Hope you’re having fun hiding behind your keyboard with your anonymous bashing, tough guy.
February 9th, 2013 at 12:06 am
I’m pretty sure that’s Amanda Bynes or her twin sister.
February 9th, 2013 at 1:10 am
Very well done, Aaron
February 9th, 2013 at 7:38 am
New pole who is more of a dumbass. #6 or #15
February 9th, 2013 at 9:34 am
# perhaps you should include yourself in the dumbass debate. It’s poll, not pole moron.
February 9th, 2013 at 10:02 am
Who cares what Aaron writes as long as he posts pics like that? Good God. Most of us can’t read anyway…
February 9th, 2013 at 10:13 am
92-64 Cat blowout.
February 9th, 2013 at 10:32 am
Blue Kat, you take a poll, some ladies dance on a pole. Just sayin
February 9th, 2013 at 10:44 am
Wow. That’s probably a two pumper.
February 9th, 2013 at 11:05 am
I will not look at that picture with lust. I will not look………that hottielooks young. Oh GOD, please tell me she’s 18
February 9th, 2013 at 2:39 pm
I’m sorry Matt were saying something?