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Earlier this week, Billy Gillispie made headlines when he announced that he’d be in attendance for tonight’s game between Kentucky and Texas A&M. But as it turns out, Billy Clyde will not be in attendance for the match-up in Reed Arena. This according to a report from the Dallas Morning News. He will not attend today’s game because he was unable to tie up loose ends in his move from Lubbock. Gillispie, who still lacks a sense of self-awareness, never viewed his attendance as a big deal. “I was simply going to watch a game, but now I’m not.”
No word yet on what Perry Stevenson plans to do with the ten bushels of tomatoes he purchased.
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February 2nd, 2013 at 12:56 pm
#ultimateasshole
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:01 pm
He’s too hammered
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Knockin down a few shots wit my man Billy G rite now. We might do a little blow later, then I’m hookin BG up wit sum hot hot chunky gal friends. Yeah I know we got Gator Nation to deal wit tonite. No problem. I got my jackin 3′s and floppin D down. I do mean down! Headin to Mexico for a little fishin expedish after. It ain’t easy to be me. Or Billy G!
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:15 pm
Tieing up loose ends also known as trying to get his suspended license back.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:16 pm
I bet A&M is pissed. They had already brought in extra kegs and everything.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:18 pm
4)Tying up loose ends=hungover.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:18 pm
Him planning to attend and Billy Kennedy even inviting him in the first place was in real bad taste. Of course no one ever accused him of having any good taste.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:19 pm
I love it. You can click on my “pissed” and order all kinds or shit.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:20 pm
OOps now they changed it. But that was pretty funny for about a minute.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:23 pm
He peeked out the window and spotted Alan Cutler’s mustache, and decided to lay low.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:24 pm
…gives a sh!t? Seriously!
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:32 pm
Loose ends = I am too much of a chicken to show up. Seriously, he has no job, what loose ends could he have?!!
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:35 pm
Ok. J. Mays is no where near Billy G. But I hate both of their hand expression. Whenever Julius puts his hands after any foul, it annoys the hell out of me.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:36 pm
13. I meant to say *up.
February 2nd, 2013 at 1:48 pm
“Loose ends” = Mandatory meeting with parole officer…
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:03 pm
Anyone know of a good site to stream the game tonight? I know of one but I have forgotten the address. Any help would be appreciated, Thanks.
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:04 pm
Weird story with a weird ending
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:07 pm
What’s a bushel basket?
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:11 pm
Loose ends = Needing to pay the tab.
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:17 pm
BCG can’t watch game cause he still gettin in the Foxhole.
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:19 pm
WHO CARES! GO CATS!!
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:21 pm
Actually Gillispie is more aware than most the idiots that had a problem with him going to watch a basketball game. The guy was going to sit in the crowd and watch two basketball teams he coached play a big. Big fn deal.
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:24 pm
Sitting here watching Duke treat FSU like it’s prison bitch, and notice that Bunny Colvin is coaching the Seminoles? Didn’t know he could get a job after Hamsterdam……if you don’t know Bunny, you don’t know ish
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:27 pm
The escorts that he has serviced earlier are more pissed than A&M.
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Billy went all “Almond Joy” with the comment:
“I was simply going to watch a game, but now I’m not”:
“Sometimes, You feel like a Nut, sometimes, you don’t”
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:33 pm
Almond Joy’s suck! Mounds bars are the best friggin’ candy you can buy at a gas station. You hearin’ me, or WHAT?
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:37 pm
May be one of the richest idiots I’ve ever seen….
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:37 pm
We will win by 20 today.
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:45 pm
Just seams like a bad question
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:49 pm
and this is news because!????
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:57 pm
This is News because of Billy continues to provide entertainment.
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:59 pm
Billy is the Barney Fife of college basketball.
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:04 pm
Billy was disappointed when he learned A&M can no longer sell booze at games since joining the SEC. No reason to go now.
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:08 pm
Good to see Billy Clyde is as crazy as ever. Why is this even news? Does anyone really care?
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:17 pm
Not one mention of Groundhog Day on here all day. Disgraceful!
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:20 pm
With news about Billy, you get Barney Fife and Otis Campbell together in real life.
With all the wrongs in life, You don’t enjoy humor.
Billy continues to be Lol material.
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:20 pm
Somebody notify Alan Cutler so that he can reroute his run from College Station to Lubbock.
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:35 pm
Actually, you did not hear it from the Dallas Morning News. You heard it when I linked on the previous thread to a different UK website…which you then promptly deleted. Lame.
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:46 pm
The last sentence of this post made me laugh.
February 2nd, 2013 at 4:00 pm
Clyde should have showed up sporting a Hawaiian shirt and dark glasses with the best looking escort money could buy hanging on his arm. That’s what I would have done.
February 2nd, 2013 at 4:07 pm
How many of you folks were all excited when Billy G. was hired? You were probably talking about an incredible offense, SEC titles, and National Championships. I bet he could do no wrong in KSR’s eyes at the time. Probably sounded a lot like the posts about Stoops.
February 2nd, 2013 at 4:26 pm
He’ll stagger onto the court late in the 2nd half, like “Shooter” from Hoosiers
February 2nd, 2013 at 4:40 pm
He’s probably tired from last night’s round of night golf
February 2nd, 2013 at 4:47 pm
41. Show me a post where someone said Stoops is going to win a National title.