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[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
During Calipari’s pre-Texas A&M press conference this afternoon, Coach Cal said Elston Turner had “beer muscles” when Turner went for 40 points against Kentucky in Rupp Arena. Cal then turned to Jerry Tipton and explained to him that beer muscles are when someone, like a weakling, gets some beer in their system and then tries to take on a monster. ”I’m from Pittsburgh,” he said. ”It was an Iron City beer and a shot.”
Tipton told Calipari, “I have white wine muscles.”
That explains everything!
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February 1st, 2013 at 3:33 pm
Did you guys see where Marshall Henderson has tested positive for cocaine? Tell me why I’m not surprised…haha
February 1st, 2013 at 3:35 pm
shut up trey
February 1st, 2013 at 3:38 pm
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
February 1st, 2013 at 3:45 pm
Yeah shut up man!
February 1st, 2013 at 3:47 pm
That’s great, what else did he say today?
February 1st, 2013 at 3:49 pm
Tipton is either a Riesling of a Fume Blanc.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:50 pm
All jokes aside Henderson totally looked like he was high on coke when the cameras caught a face shot of him during the game.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Amazing how the world turns. More people read about Tipton on KSR than in the Herald-Leader.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:54 pm
Shirtless Tipton Photoshop. Thanks Drew.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:56 pm
1- JT has wine msucles because his BAC stays contantly between .31 and .22
February 1st, 2013 at 3:57 pm
Trey do you mean the test he failed a year ago or a new one? The report on CBS.com was about a failed test in 2012.
February 1st, 2013 at 3:57 pm
Just wanted to bring #1 back on topic.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:18 pm
I was referring to the 2012 test…it was new news to me, but I guess people thought I was trying to start trouble.
But @7–yes, I thought he looked a little strung out the other night too! haha
February 1st, 2013 at 4:18 pm
I’m scared.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Not be confused with Marshall’s beer goggles tonguing that fat girl….
February 1st, 2013 at 4:45 pm
Tipton liketh not the huskiness of a good Cabernet. He striketh me as a more of a white whine man.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:47 pm
You have to hand to Tipton this time…that was a pretty funny self-depreciating line.
February 1st, 2013 at 5:51 pm
I have rittlin snorted off a hooker’s nipple muscles. Keepin it classy, Tippy.
February 1st, 2013 at 6:09 pm
I like how Tipton is that dude to steal on.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:20 pm
The side effects of white wine muscles is, you write negative sh!t in the paper about people that in real life could, and should beat the crap out of you.
February 2nd, 2013 at 12:04 am
I have some Old Crow and Big K muscles flexin tonight! I might just take on my pet possum and see what he is made of!!