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[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
(The picture on each week’s post will be awarded to the craziest girl from the previous episode. This week it is awarded to Amanda, who ignored two questions asked to her at point blank range.)
When it comes to The Bachelor, I’m here for the crazy. I have no interest in the final outcome of the show. The contestants’ future happiness or despair is of no concern to me. The purpose of The Bachelor Running Diary is to document the crazy things these girls say and do on national television. The Bachelor Running Diary, much like playing basketball at Kentucky, can’t hide crazy girls and is not for everybody.
Episode 2: I’m Vegan But I Love the Beef
Bankers, teachers, and government workers might have had the day off yesterday, but The Bachelor did not. Except for Ashlee the professional organizer. She has everyday off. Her job isn’t real. If you watched last night, you were in for a treat. Let’s get to the action.
KSR Bachelor Running Diary (Episode 3)
8:00- In the previews, we learn that the girls are going to compete in a volleyball game during this episode and Tierra is going to fall down the stairs. While watching these girls play volleyball in bikinis sounds awesome, I’m way more excited about the latter.
8:01- Sean said he’s “digging a lot of women.” It’s weird that he said that, except that it’s not really that weird at all. He is a humongous dork.
8:03- “I wish I could tell Sean let’s ditch these b****** and fall in love.” Robin uses the first profanity of the evening, because if there’s anything that will turn conservative Sean on it’s cursing on national television.
8:05- We just found out Sean’s Dad holds a Guiness World Record for driving through the 48 states of the mainland in the least amount of time. He did it in just over 97 hours. Of course he did. I have a lot of questions about this, but the main one is “WHY?”
8:06- Sean and Lesley are on a date. They ABC decides they are going to break a Guiness World Record for “longest on screen kiss.” ABC thought “What is the easiest possible thing we could have them do? How about they keep their lips together until we tell them to stop? Yeah, that’ll work.” If I’m being honest, I’d try to break this record with Lesley, too. I’d be willing to count to 1,000 but then I’d probably have to stop.
*Commercial*
8:11- Never mind about the 1,000 thing. The current world record is 3 minutes and 15 seconds. That’s 195 seconds. Or 13 Rick Pitino love making sessions.
8:12-8:15- Just like you wouldn’t want to watch Rick Pitino make love 13 times, you wouldn’t want to watch two people awkwardly kiss for over 195 seconds, either. ABC took this into consideration, right? They didn’t show the entire thing, right? WRONG. ABC showed THE ENTIRE thing. It wasn’t awkward to watch at all.
*Commercial and boring date stuff*
8:26- “I’m glad I’m not on the group date because it’s probably some sort of activity” is the laziest thing you could say and exactly what just came out of Ashlee’s mouth. Of course, how can you expect someone who calls “organizing” her profession to be excited about anything?
8:29- Lesley and Sean’s date was extremely boring because Lesley never says crazy things. I wouldn’t even mention the rest of their date at all but CONFETTI WAS FALLING ON THEM at the end of the date!! Who was dropping the confetti? Had the person been there the whole time? Where were they? Were they on a ladder? Who held the ladder? WHO CUT UP ALL THAT CONFETTI?!? Did the same person who was on the ladder dropping the confetti have to cut it up too? That’s a ton of confetti work for two seconds of confetti air time!!
*Commercial*
8:35- Chris Harrison (drink) is choosing teams for a sand volleyball game. The winning team gets to move on to the next part of the date. The losing team goes back to the house. There are going to be tears. Trust me.
8:36- Taryn just said “This is the biggest game I’ll ever play in.” What she really means is “I’m not into sports.”
8:38- This volleyball game is like a pillow fight. In fact, I wish it was a pillow fight.
8:39- The blue team won and I guess confetti person must’ve had the day off.
8:40- Girls on the losing team are crying. I told you this would happen. You haven’t suffered a heartbreaking athletic defeat until you’ve lost a volleyball match on The Bachelor. I’ve been saying that for years.
8:46- Wedding dress tells Sean “When I fall in love I fall head over heels and I give everything to that person.” Except 8:00-2:45 Monday-Friday. Because she’s busy with her substitute teaching career.
8:53- Kacie just did the thing that a girl does every season on The Bachelor. She tells Sean that there is drama between two girls and immediately follows it with “I’m not a drama person.” However, she still has those legs. I’m not ruling her out yet.
8:55- “I want you to act like Kacie. Not like a crazy person.”-Sean
8:55- “I want you to act like a crazy person. Not like Kacie.” -Me
8:56- Wedding dress gets the group date rose! Early security for #TeamCrazy.
*Commercial*
9:03- Tierra just “FELL DOWN THE STAIRS,” but we didn’t see her fall down the stairs.
Questions that immediately come to mind:
Did she sign a waiver? Did she really fall down the stairs? Was anyone, including Tierra, truly concerned?
9:05- Tierra answers the last two questions by saying “I don’t want to go there (the hospital). Let me out of here (the neck brace)”, standing up, and walking outside.
9:07- I don’t know what just happened, but I know she did not fall down those steps. Ten minutes after she “fell” she is smiling and laughing with Sean on the porch. Even Manti Te’o thinks something is fishy.
9:12-20- They shut down an entire theme park for Sean and Ashlee’s one on one date. They invited two chronically ill girls who are friends but had never met to join them on their date. The day consisted of them hanging out riding rides, taking old timey pictures, and ended in a private concert from the Eli Young Band. My allergies kicked up pretty bad at the end of this segment. Had to leave the room. Not sure how everything ended.
*Commercial*
9:25- Ashlee just said “I dont want to overwhelm him right out the bat.” Obviously she misspoke. What she meant to say was “I’m going to tell him everything about me and make him cry.”
9:29- As their conversation is dying down, Eli Young Band appears once again out of nowhere. WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? Do they have a secret word or phrase they’re waiting for Sean to say? Is there a safe word that makes them go away? Isn’t it weird for them to play a concert to two people who aren’t paying attention? Who is Eli Young pointing to in the sky? Is he alerting the confetti person that it’s time? THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS!
9:30- The date ends and there is no confetti. Did the confetti person get fired? Did they fall off the ladder earlier? All dates should end in confetti.
*Commercial*
9:36- Selma didn’t get a date this week. That’s the joke.
9:37- Sean brought Sarah’s dog to visit because she didn’t get a date this week. It made her very happy. I think he just wanted to make sure how he could occupy her next time he wants to go zip lining.
9:39- Beyond fake falling down stairs and being named after a head decoration, what I love most about Tierra is when she says things like this: “I deserve way more. Inside I want to punch some walls.” Because I truly believe there is a legitimate chance that she will assault a wall.
9:42- More profanity, this time the F bomb from Kristy the model. “Everyone is chasing after him like a f****** hyena.” Stay classy.
*Commercial*
ROSE CEREMONY
9:50- Sean opens the rose ceremony with this quote: “Each passing day I’m reminded that I’m surrounded by beautiful accomplished women” , a personal organizer, a substitute teacher, and a poker dealer.
Rose 1- Tierra!!!
Rose 2- Leslie H. the poker dealer.
Rose 3- Catherine the vegan who like the beef.
Rose 4- Daniella the dirty looking one.
Rose 5- Robyn the potty mouth.
Rose 6- Selma. Duh.
Rose 7- Sarah
Rose 8- Jackie who after 3 episodes I don’t know one thing about.
Rose 9- Amanda!! Clean sweep for team crazy!
Final Rose- Desiree the pool straddler.
9:58-Kristy the model & Taryn are headed home. Here’s what Kristy had to say, word for word: ”I wish I would have fell in love here. I hope my chance for love will come someday.” You ARE A MODEL, Kristy. Someone will love you. At least for a little while. I promise.
In the previews for next week, we see that they will be playing roller derby. Two of these girls (Wedding dress & Tierra) have already “fallen” to the ground in regular shoes this season.
What could go wrong for them on skates? Will there be more confetti? In the comments section, let me know what you think about these pressing issues. Also, feel free to let us know how you’re enjoying this new Bachelor feature. We haven’t really gotten as much feedback as we’d like the first two weeks. If you like it we’ll definitely keep it going.
@AFlenerKSR
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January 22nd, 2013 at 8:03 am
And the hate begins in 3,2,1…
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:06 am
Funny, I thought this was ky sports radio.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:06 am
WTF? What does this crap got to do with the price of a UK hat in Gainesville?
I would rather watch reruns of the Gong Show than read this sorry excuse for a sports post.
Speaking of which: GONG!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:07 am
0…how can someone write something like this post….wow
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:07 am
damn dude. you are a guy, right?
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:08 am
This has become one of the main reasons I visit this site – Not the post, but the comments that follow.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:08 am
On the plus side, these “Bachelor” posts are clearly marked so that anyone with a brain, good taste or both can know to skip over them.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:08 am
I can’t decide which is more pathetic; these worthless posts that absolutely NO ONE reads, or the fact that you watch the show and continue to type out these dissertations despite the fact that you know that no one reads them.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:08 am
Do you mena you haven’t gotten as much POSITIVE feedback as you would like the first two weeks? End it now.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:08 am
Where’s my rose?
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:09 am
Are these Bachelor posts written for profiling purposes?
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:10 am
i’m beginning to feel a warm glow from aaron….like he’s ready to burst out in flames
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:13 am
My girlfriend is even wondering why a sports blog has a story on the bachelor….come on guys please stop
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:17 am
Highlight of my Tuesday morning at work
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:19 am
You idiots know you don’t have to read the post right? As in, you could load the page and within 3 seconds see the word “Bachelor” and then just close the page. This post existing doesn’t mean another post with super-secret recruiting news isn’t getting posted.
God forbid anyone have a little fun! http://tiny.cc/qxdbrw
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:22 am
Well, I for one enjoy shows with hot chicks begging for it. Not necessarily in the same place I go to find out if Willie’s knee is okay though.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:24 am
Unsubscribe
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:28 am
I read the article for the first time and I have changed my mind…it’s not bad at all and it’s actually comical how idiotic these women are…h
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:29 am
Please keep this going,, that is the most addicting show and that post was priceless becuase I hate that show so much I cant stop watching it
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:30 am
Keep up the good work!!! I think it is funny!!!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:31 am
PLEASE for the love of god stop with this CRAP! No one gives a crap about this awful T.V show, this is a SPORTS website not a gossip column in People magazine!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:31 am
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This stuff is hilarious
Go Cats! I love you!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:33 am
Waste of space. And of our time.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:34 am
You people claiming this is just a “sports” website have no clue what this site is about and what makes it great. They are successful because they are ridiculous and don’t apologize for it. Keep it up guys!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:35 am
These posts are hilarious. Keep ‘em coming. I wouldn’t watch the Bachelor if you threatened me to within a millimeter of my life, but these recaps are great! The fact that no one here cares a lick about the Bachelor is what makes these posts so priceless. It’s nearly sheer maddening genius.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:37 am
Who writes this a Boy or a Girl? I thought Ann Landers was dead!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:37 am
If Matt could get lucky and score with a relationship doesn’t matter if its 3 minutes or 3 months this might stop. To watch this guy with so many submissive women. He should’ve been the leading scorer last night.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:40 am
I actually want to watch The Bachelor now bc of the blog entries. This $hit is funny.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:42 am
My wife absolutely loves this piece each week. She asked me to pull up the live blog while it was on last night…
The haters should ask for a refund for how much they spend to access this site…or just skip the post and read what they want.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:43 am
These are the dumbest posts I have ever seen on here and trust me, thats saying a mouthfull. You log on here to see whats going on with UK sports, and you get some random post about someones personal feelings on some played out reality tv show?? This site is going downhill FAST, turning into a personal twitter account for the “writers”…whats next, posts about what you had for lunch, or what you did this weekend? LAME.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:43 am
I can’t believe the quote, “Do you wanna taste the chocolate?” did not make it the last paragraph. I nearly lost it when I heard that statement!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:44 am
This is about as bad as Matt trying to act like he knows something about basketball with Oscar.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:45 am
What’s this got to do with UK Sports? This is stupid!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:45 am
You lost me at “hello.”
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:46 am
Aaron, don’t listen to the haters… there’s more than just single dudes with hoodies on eating cheetos and watching ESPN all evening (I used to and still long for it actually though). Some of us actually have to watch this stuff with wives ro girlfriends… you’re doing a killer job keeping it funny and condescending, which is exactly how I prefer to view the show.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:47 am
Go Cats!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:51 am
I don’t watch the Bachelor, but I enjoy Aaron’s live-blog way of writing about it. Five minutes of this is more fun than subjecting myself to a whole two hours of mindless dreck. Well done!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:57 am
Blogs like this are ego driven. You see, Aaron wants to believe what he says or what he thinks about things other than UK sports is important. He, along with Matt Jones, want to believe people come to this website because of them, to hear what they have to say about anything from politics to whats on TV. Dont get confused, people are here for UK sports information, not to feed your egos. Stop talking about UK sports for a month, and see how large your audience is then.
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:59 am
Pretty funny stuff. Keep it coming….I mean really, something has to take up space while waiting for Wiggins to pull the trigger!
January 22nd, 2013 at 8:59 am
I did not waste any time reading a word of the post – just like most all “reality” TV, I have no interest in it. I am posting a comment just because I find it interesting that KSR is ignoring the Clint Hurtt scandal that is coming to light when ALL of the major news outlets in Louisville are already reporting on it. Also, wondering if there is any news on Willie – is he able to walk / run on the knee, etc.?
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:00 am
lol this sucks
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:00 am
Reading this comment section is just as entertaining as the post itself…bravo, Aaron!
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:03 am
Wait! Not “the friend zone”! Don’t cut me! Dammit, I promise I’m not into drama, unlike some other girls I could name…..
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:05 am
In the words of great Steve Lankford – “Who gives a s—, who gives a f—”.
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:06 am
What the hell is this? I spend my time on KSR because reality TV is ridiculous. UK athletics is my realty TV/radio… very disappointed.
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:08 am
I believe I can fly..
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:08 am
glad I skipped this article
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:08 am
This needs to go and never come back. I don’t come to KSR looking for TV show synopses!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:11 am
This is the worst waste of space and time I have seen in a long time.
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:16 am
I don’t care about the bachelor, but I did just waste 10 minutes at work reading the post and comments. So thanks, ksr
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:18 am
Twitter Sports Radio. All this post is missing is some Instagram pics with that yellow-ish filter, maybe a tiny URL. Too bad Aaron wasnt limited to 120 characters though. Seriously, are you sure this is even a guy writing this? I have seen Catfish, maybe its “Erin” and not “Aaron”???? Sure doesnt sound like a guy.
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:22 am
@AflenerKSR quickly approaching BTI status. The only thing funny here is the comments.
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:26 am
I’m a first season bachelor watcher and I have to admit its pretty entertaining. Once the crazies are all eliminated, I’m sure it will suck and I’ll stop watching. But for now, it is funny. Keep the post going, don’t read it if you don’t like it….
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:34 am
How does this count as “University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting News”?
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:36 am
Get this retarded crap off of the site. KSR is turning into SuckSR
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:38 am
#53 – “Once the crazies are all eliminated, I’m sure it will suck and I’ll stop watching.”
I thought they were ALL crazy…
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:38 am
Brilliant. For the complainers… would you rather read a post about how Nerlens has great energy and Alex does not, or Wiltjer is slow and Mays is Uncle Julius? SHUT YOUR HOLE CAUSE SHERIFF PUSSER SAID SO!
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:40 am
10,16,18,19,20,24,25,28,29- you’re gay
This is the worse thing ever Fleener clearly likes men amazing this is allowed and here I thought not having seen fleeners awfulness for a while maybe they realized just how terrible he was but no…..
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:43 am
55- You’re bad at insults.
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:43 am
I thought the post was funny. I absolutely do not watch the Bachelor but I enjoyed the post about it because when my girls are talking about it at lunch I now know what’s going on without having to watch. I love the parts about the confetti! Those are the kinds of things I think about too! As far as its suitableness on this website, perhaps a post with a link to the running diary for those of us who wish to enjoy it? Might take up less space and cause less friction! Now how about a rose for me?
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:50 am
enough of this crap already!!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:51 am
59. You’re bad at names
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:54 am
Why do we have this on KSR???
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:55 am
Purely based on the photo, that Amanda chick looks a lot like Erin Calipari.
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:57 am
OHHH YEAHH. Looks like 63 has got my back you little punk. Macho man aint interested in no sissy crap bachelor DIG IT!
January 22nd, 2013 at 9:59 am
61 – I must be a “Faggit” then bc i love this stuuuuuuuf! Quit whining!
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:00 am
Keep them coming. First thing I do Tuesday morning is come for the Bach review. Classic
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:03 am
This comment section, much like the post, is GOLD. Everyone complaining clearly was not here during the early KSR years. This is early KSR at its finest. I’m sure the same people bitching and moaning about this are the same people who despise the idea of a Miss USA Live Blog and Not Jerry Tipton’s News. It’s a break from the daily grind of sports. This is The Bachelor, brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible. Folks its pretty easy; if you don’t like it, don’t read it.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:10 am
I have this crazy idea that I’m gonna bounce off you guys and see how it sticks.. If you don’t like this free site or its material then don’t read it… I know that’s a lot to take in and I don’t want to confuse anyone, but seriously, bitch somewhere else.. I HATE the bachelor but I also have this new scrolling technology that I’ve been using
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:17 am
#69..spot on….all u complainers going to nask for a refund???….lol….i watch the bachelor for the same reason as several earlier posters do… there are 25 gorgeous hot sexy women who most of the time are scantily clothed…so u would rather watch or read posts about teenage boys who dont wear that much clothing either who happen to play basketball???…GREAT article aaron!!!!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:24 am
I was flipping through channels last night, saw the Bachelor was on, and immediately thought “YES, the KSR summary is tomorrow morning.” I can’t watch that show because it makes me uncomfortable, but this is the best part of my Tuesday morning. Hilarious.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:24 am
Jax- You’re wrong as usual. This Bachelor nonsense strikes a nerve far deeper than the stuff that KSR cut its teeth on. If you didn’t notice, there’s more outcry than a crappy “crunching the numbers” post by BTI. The reader-base doesn’t like this at all, and they’re making it known. But Matt doesn’t seem to care what his readers want…or don’t want.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:26 am
68.
When you get done with the KSR staff, I got a nut for ya too….
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:27 am
Hey, Bedford, there are also 25 gorgeous hot sexy women who are often scantily clad in bars every night as well. Why not leave mom’s basement sometime and check them out. But be careful, you may have to talk to or even, gasp, touch one.
This is rapidly becoming something that the old Matt would have hated – something that exists only to drive clicks and comments. If someone is stupid enough to waste part of their life watching this crap and posting this much about it, fine, but truncate it like MTT does her “Tweet Beat” so it doesn’t take up the entire page.
And I still want desperately to believe that Aaron is a female because otherwise…
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:28 am
Don’t like it musehobo? Should go hang out at your site that you created and monitor… oh you’re just bitching
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:29 am
@70… I’m glad you saw you first and only pair of legs on a woman and creamed your pants watching the bachelor, but there are plenty of bachelor blogs for you to drool over. This here is supposed to be “University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting News”….but it isn’t
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:29 am
OHH YEAHHH!!! Whats worse than the bachelor? Sissy punks that defend it! Macho did scroll… right past the post, down to the comments, clicked, and opened up a can of stank! 1 MILLION PERCENT
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:34 am
All you guys complaining that own stock in KSR should ask for your money back, UK news on either side of this article, if their was only a way to not read what you don’t want to…
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:35 am
@ the guy who says the people who complain about this must not like not Jerry Tipton and some other crap wtf r you talking about? NJT usually has to do with Kentucky sports or atleast sports in general which is why we’re all here not to read Aaron “I like men” Fleeners bachelor crap. Absolutely stupidest thing ever Fleener I hope you have a terrible day filled with minor-mild inconveniences
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:38 am
#60 – You sound like you’re about to die of leukemia
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:38 am
I love to read this post because it is hilarious! It’s great to start the day with a good laugh. KSR is about competition and so is The Bachelor.
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:39 am
hey 74…now that’s hilarious… is that all u got?…lol…go back to watching DUCK DYNASTY… u remind me of some neanderthal who hasn’t a clue about anything…maybe u are one of those pimple faced arrogant adolescent pricks who would rather smell sweat than perfume…get a life….and name the bar where u find 25 scantily clad women?..oh wait..was it GODFATHERS?..RACERS??…
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:40 am
I found this post to be pretty funny and entertaining. Keep it up! My only request – please actually include some photos of crazy/hot girls from the show. I like pictures of ladies!
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:41 am
82…Hooters
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:42 am
…….
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:44 am
Hey guys everybody’s a little gay now and then…
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:45 am
please AARON please don’t stop this !!!!…look at what u created!!…im laughing so hard at some of the juvenile bullshit attacks…come on punks…u gotta bring it harder..lol…#70 was tobacco juice drooling down ur face when u attacked me?..lol….keep it coming boys and i do mean BOYS!!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:45 am
Hey Chris harrison you also suck for finding this post interesting…. Go check your my little ponies blog
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:46 am
Moderation? Really?
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:46 am
laughing so hard i got the number wrong…#76..lol….im sure i will get a response on that too!!!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:47 am
Oops
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:57 am
sorry guys..this has been fun but i better get back to running my company…i have to create some tax revenue so losers like..#72..74…76..77 and 91 can still get their unemployment checks next week and attack people for differing opinions…
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:58 am
The Readers of this site are the most troll-susceptible people in all of the world. I love it! (As a UK Alum and fan of the program and the BBN though, I’m kind of embarrassed.) But I have to give mad credit to Matt Jones and the KSR Staff for eliciting this kind of reaction…absolute hilarity! Common sense says that if a person has no interest in: reality TV, The Bachelor specifically, or live blogs breaking down a Bachelor episode…that they wouldn’t EVEN CONSIDER spending a minute on this post. Common sense says that they would see “Bachelor Running Diary” in the title and either a) scroll past the post, which is very simple, or B) go to a different site or close the browser and go back to whatever else they do with their lives. Does this happen?!? Nope. They IMMEDIATELY go to the Comments section and lose their minds…which equals more time on the site!!! I absolutely love it! I only wish that the site was set up such that the advertisements tiled along the comments portion like the do the higher “sidewalls”…because it only makes more more sense to put additional cash in the KSR pockets for their sheer awesomeness. Keep up the good work guys. Reading the idiocy that comes from this comment section on stuff like this helps you win the internet game, and I applaud you. (I guess its not as good as 12 relatively hot women aged 22 to 36 in bathing suits playing volleyball, but its a close second!)
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:01 am
92. Thanks for doing that. I have a big day planned that includes finishing this milk shake, and playing xbox. OOHHHH YEAAHH. Unemployment is the TITS. DIG IT!
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:03 am
I don’t watch The Bachelor, but after reading this post, I think I may need to. These women sound hilariously crazy. Keep up the good work, Aaron.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:06 am
WTF? SERIOUSLY? Is Aaron a dude or a chick? Between this and the politics KSR is starting to blow.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:19 am
If all u want is boxscores and injury find another site! Ksr has always been offbeat and wacky and thats why SOME of us love it. If its not your thing quit wasting your time by trolling and posting. Don’t change KSR. Keep it up Aaron.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:19 am
The boss in my house wanted me to inform you that she LOOOOVES reading this every Tuesday and to keep it up!
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:28 am
95.jacksoncats- if your going to do it, i would highly advise DVR/TIVOing it so you can knock out the highlights in less than 25 mins. Will become some of the funniest 25 mins of TV you watch a week. I wouldn’t wish two hours of this(in one sitting), on my worst enemy. Drags in to many spots. Too many commercials and reshowing BS from earlier in the episode. But yeah, the women are almost all whack-jobs. Not so over-the-top nutty that you say “this isn’t real life, I can’t believe this.” But, crazy in that you say, “my god, these (hot) woman are highly emotionally unstable…yet this will be the best train wreck I’ve ever seen.” That said, as someone who used to watch with my ex old lady, I would also say…watch only the compacted 25 minutes of the first 4 or 5 episodes of each season, when there are 10-25 women remaining. After that, you begin to hate them all and question where we are as a society. Not to mention less women equals less unintentional humor and more unfunny drama.
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:40 am
This is about as much a waste of time as Not Jerry Tiptons articles. Just stick with the facts of what this blog is about UK BASKETBALL. That is what brought me over to start reading it back in the Jae Lucas Patrick Patterson days. All this cutsey , look at me Im a great writer is stupid. Ms. Tyler Thompson articles are a waste of time as well for the most part.
Give me Matt Jones and Drew Franklin and a dose of BTI and Beisner and I was happy!
I cant believe I am writing this, but THOSE were the good ol days.
Get rid of all these stupid bloggers that think they are cute and write about nothing!
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:57 am
The funniest thing about this show is that no one will actually remember the girls’ names that were on here. They are only going to remember their stupid antics and refer to them by that. here are some of my names for them “Faked falling down the stairs girl(aka somewhat crazy girl)”, “Wedding dress”, “clinically crazy girl”, “token ethnic girl”, “2nd try” and then there are two or three girls that actually seem to have a connection with him – Desiree, AshLee, and maybe Selma. The rest of those girls are there to make the show interesting…and THEY DO!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 11:58 am
I love the Bachelor section on KSR. I watch it so it makes it that much funnier to read what you post about it. Keep it up, too funny!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Thanks again for a 1,000 word recap of something completely uninteresting. Keep up the good work.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:07 pm
I’m always amazed at the number of people who bitch about the content on a FREE website.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:09 pm
I don’t know what is more entertaining, this “review” of the show or so many people getting all worked up over the post (that they can simply skip over and not read). So funny.
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:26 pm
Got to agree with #100, CUT this CRAP OUT !!!….”Butt” then again, No more dates than you 3 have had , it might be time to turn in your Man cards
January 22nd, 2013 at 1:03 pm
Guys they said ( brought to you in the most ridiculos manner) DANG they wasnt kidding! This crap is RIDICULOUS!!!!! go big blue!!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Please stop this post about bachelors-sick and tired of it. Stick to sports or I’ll go to espn!
January 22nd, 2013 at 1:17 pm
The last two lines of this post were GOLD….
January 22nd, 2013 at 1:33 pm
I simply cannot understand why someone of high-rank on the site (Matt, you listening??) doesn’t put an end to this absurdity. It would be like logging onto a MMA site and seeing a long article on why nuns wear habits, or how to plant flowers….this guy (?) Fleener is a disgrace to the BBN.
January 22nd, 2013 at 1:40 pm
@ 10 – Your rose is stuck in the ass of a unicorn, YOU WHORE!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2013 at 2:08 pm
to all the haters – you mean to tell me that you are upset because a completely free website posts articles that you don’t like? Life must really be difficult for you. I hope you can learn to manage your expectations more appropriately.
January 22nd, 2013 at 2:09 pm
Hey Aaron, I do not watch that show or read your recaps, but the fact that you are able to piss off this many morans who do not know how to scroll their screen display and read something else is HILARIOUS! Keep it going…
January 22nd, 2013 at 2:37 pm
People complained about Drew Franklin the other day but he actually writes a lot of stuff that covers sports. What does this Aaron person do? I’ve searched back 4 pages not to find them writing anything. Kick it to the college side and keep this side sports related at least.
January 22nd, 2013 at 2:51 pm
112 & 113- u guys r dead right. 113/ the hater comments…thats gold Jerry, Gold! 112/ how do these people choosing to spend time reading things that they can just as easily scroll over (easier to scroll over, actually)…how do they respond to bad traffic, annoying people at work, etc. Do they spontaneously combust?
January 22nd, 2013 at 4:15 pm
Love it! People that don’t like it can scroll down and skip it. Keep up the good work so I don’t have to actually watch it!
January 22nd, 2013 at 4:20 pm
wasted space…….are we in a slow sports day
January 22nd, 2013 at 4:47 pm
Aaron,.. funny bro, keep it up,.. good diversion. The show is all that and you nailed it.
January 22nd, 2013 at 5:07 pm
What the frick is wrong with you and this crap? Suppose to be a sports site… Ridiculous !
January 22nd, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Love this! Thanks so much for taking the time to do it. I don’t watch the Bachelor because it makes me uncomfortable – your sense of humor is great. Thanks again!
January 22nd, 2013 at 6:18 pm
I have tried and can find no value in this show, but the KSR fascination with it is always worth a laugh. Keep it going.
January 22nd, 2013 at 7:10 pm
Absolutely love this. Makes my Tuesday. And for all the people complaining. Get a life. It is not like he is discussing world politics. No one is making you read it. Jeez.
January 23rd, 2013 at 5:41 am
Aaron must be secretly writing all the comments in support of this crap to make it seem like someone actually likes it.
January 23rd, 2013 at 10:57 am
Flener is hilarious, and he took classes with one of Kenny Perry’s daughters, so anything he does is Kentucky sports related, bitches.
January 23rd, 2013 at 11:08 am
1. The Bachelor makes Monday bearable.
2. This running diary makes Tuesday bearable.
3. You should apply to be a super fan on the Bachelor Pad.
January 23rd, 2013 at 11:36 am
This S$%# is hilarious, please don’t stop.
January 23rd, 2013 at 10:02 pm
I love watching this show because it’s so ridiculous, but watching it with your comments makes the “bachelor experience” so much more hilarious lol