Everyone who has a computer knows the story about Manti Te’o having a fake girlfriend that fake died. When it came out this afternoon, Twitter exploded. EVERY tweet I saw was about Manti Te’o. KSR and friends wasted no time taking to the Twitter-waves. There were some funny tweets and there were some funnier tweets. You decide which are which.
When is the appropriate age to tell my son Manti Te’o's girlfriend isn’t real? You know he’s going to find out from other kids eventually.
— C.M. Tomlin (@CM_Tomlin) January 16, 2013
Manti Teo forgot the #1 rule…you can date fake internet girlfriends, but you should never fall in love
— Matt Jones (@KySportsRadio) January 16, 2013
So Manti Teo’s girlfriend was Sarah Phillips?
— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) January 16, 2013
Manti Teo’s girl over here watching Sportscenter with me twitter.com/Kontra402/stat…
— Rod E. Piper (@Kontra402) January 16, 2013
You wanna know what’s weirder than Manti Teo making up a girlfriend then pretend killing her? Nothing.
— Jadeveon Clowny (@JadeveonClowny) January 16, 2013
Manti Te’o's girlfriend was actually a sock.#NotreDameProblems
— Drew Franklin (@DrewFranklinKSR) January 16, 2013
IDGAF BOUT MANTI TEO OR HIS BLOWUP DOLL GF BUT HIS EPISODE ON NEXT SEASON OF CATFISH GON GET STUPID RATINGS
— Eli Capilouto (@Capilouto_tho) January 17, 2013
If I find out that @barrettajones didn’t really make the National Scrabble Finals, then I just don’t know that I’ll be able to go on.
— Hunter Johnson (@HunterLJohnson) January 16, 2013
Guys everywhere: “But… Katherine Webb is still real, right?” — Kristen Geil (@KristenGeilKSR) January 16, 2013
Manti Teo’s girlfriend was in his arms less than Alabama running backs. — Aaron Flener (@AFlenerKSR) January 16, 2013
Kidding aside, the Te’o story is one of the most bizarrely fascinating sports stories since Marv Albert bit a lady on the butt. — C.M. Tomlin (@CM_Tomlin) January 17, 2013
A fake dead girl is preferable to any actual Notre Dame girl I’ve ever met, so I kinda get Manti Teos thinking
— Tucker Max (@TuckerMax) January 16, 2013
Don’t forget, Manti Te’o is a Mormon. There’s no telling how many fake girlfriends/wives he might have.
— Josh Cohron (@JoshCohron) January 16, 2013
Te’o would have gotten away with it if his “girlfriend” was an AFAM major at UNC — Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) January 16, 2013
The Te’o story is an example of the media believing & perpetuating something that’s an outright lie. Sums up Notre Dame football perfectly. — Not Jerry Tipton (@NotJerryTipton) January 17, 2013
Kinda creepy to have an imaginary dead girlfriend. Anyway, I’m off to dinner with my wife, Brittany Murphy.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 17, 2013
“And you guys yelled at me over some FAKE weed?” -Honey Badger
— Michael Rudolph (@MRudolphComedy) January 16, 2013
“man, i’m SO glad the kid with sparklers in his mouth won.” -the heisman trust — Bomani Jones (@bomani_jones) January 17, 2013
Did Deadspin just cost Manti Te’o a spot in Round 1? I mean, more than Alabama already did? — Gregg Doyel (@GreggDoyelCBS) January 16, 2013
He don’t have Skype? He shoulda Skype her!! Smh
— Eloy Vargas (@EVargas30) January 17, 2013
If manti teo is this naive in the nfl he’ll have more people on the payroll than mc hammer
— LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) January 17, 2013
Even Twilight fan girls convinced Robert Pattinson is their boyfriend are shaking their heads at Manti Te’o.
— Tyler Thompson (@MrsTylerKSR) January 16, 2013
What’s less believable, this Manti story or Landry/Tyra murder story arc from FNL?
— Will Lentz (@WillLentz) January 17, 2013
I’m still waiting for Doron Lamb to weigh in. He’s not in favor of cuffing a girl with a pulse, so I can only imagine his disgust when he finds out Te’o was cuffing a fake girl. I’m guessing there will be some head shaking.
If you had a good tweet that was left out, the comment section is all yours. Keep them coming.
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