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Notre Dame released an official statement after Manti Te’o and his girlfriend from Neverland broke the internet today:
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On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.
Dennis Brown
University Spokesman | Assistant Vice President
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Yeah, so what about the part where he extended his hand to her after the Stanford game? Ya know, after their stares got “so pleasantly tangled”?
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January 16th, 2013 at 5:48 pm
‘Ingratiated herself’ to the point of becoming his girlfriend, apparently. Or he never actually met his girlfriend. I’m not following.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:54 pm
At first I thought this was impossible, and I still doubt it. But the way ND describes it, it COULD be true. BUT, that would mean that the girl in the pics, the one deadspin interviewed who said she was blindsided by Teo using her photos, would HAVE to be the one who pretended to be dead. Otherwise, Teo is lying.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:55 pm
LOL. Good stuff. Cant WAIT to see how this plays out. Whoever started this with Te’o is an absolute genius, or Te’o is just trying to cover his tracks. hahahaha
January 16th, 2013 at 5:55 pm
And some idiots say conspiracies don’t exist.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:56 pm
I think the idea is he met a girl, and she supposedly lied to him about who she was and then faked a death for her fake identity. Or at least that would seem to be his story.
January 16th, 2013 at 5:57 pm
ND covering their Rep…. I don’t buy Te’O not knowing, he was part of it hoping it would help him win the Heismen..
I could be completely wrong but I don’t think hes as innocent as that statement says
January 16th, 2013 at 5:59 pm
There is no way he is innocent in this. This is AWESOME. This is the best news i’ve heard in a long time.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:01 pm
another mormon telling lies to the nation. i’m shocked!
January 16th, 2013 at 6:02 pm
Almost as tragic is that he kinda sucks as a linebacker.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:04 pm
they are about to cover it on ESPN
January 16th, 2013 at 6:08 pm
10) about to start covering for ND and Teo you mean.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:10 pm
5- nope. a friend of te’o created the twitter account of the dead girl.
te’o had the “relationship” with this girl for over a year including many, many, long phone calls, the girl visiting the fam in hawaii.
very strange. te’o would have to be a complete moron to not realize it was a hoax.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:12 pm
There are two things that could have happened here. I’ll let you decide which seems more plausible.
A) Te’o had an unwitting “relationship” with a girl he thought to be this Kekua person, met a girl that looks exactly like (or strikingly similar to) the twitter photos after the Stanford game, talked to this same “actor” on the phone many times, this “actor” flew to Hawaii on her own dime to meet Te’o, and then faked a car crash, coma, leukemia, and “breathing in the morning after an 8 hour phone call”, and ultimately her death.
–or–
B) Te’o is lying.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:13 pm
Didnt he claim she visited him in Hawaii? It seems ND is trying to cover their tracks yet again.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:14 pm
This kid is defiantly getting an in depth psych eval from ever NFL team that looks at him.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:19 pm
Somewhere “Shannon the Dude” is fevorishly searching the internet for an MP3 clip of “Imaginary Lover” for tomorrow’s KSR show.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:20 pm
Te O knew all about it, he was good friends with the guy that started the twitter acct, TeO wanted to build up a sob story to help him win the heisman and was probably supported by ND so they would get a Heisman winner pitiful
January 16th, 2013 at 6:29 pm
We all know how Catholics like to cover things up. If not, just go ask a priest.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:29 pm
13). Nice. Still waiting to hear KSRs expose on Thamel’s completly fabricated story about the nature of this imaginary relationship. To anyone saying Teo was a victim- wojohowski who did a story on Teo in Sept., claims he asked Teo if he could contact the family and Teo said that the family didn’t want to be contacted. If he was being duped, wouldn’t he have at least said, “I’ll check with them?”
January 16th, 2013 at 6:32 pm
Heres’s the hoax they need to be investigating: Going into the BCS Championship Game, Notre Dame was the No. 1 football team in America.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:35 pm
I’m starting to think maybe he’s just gay hiding in the closet and made the whole story up so his teammates didn’t wonder why he was never hitting on any of the coeds! So yeah I say he’s gay. Wait and see.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:38 pm
A lot of good comments on here. Love them. I’ve hated Te’o from the start. Couldn’t have happened to a bigger douche.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:39 pm
Recently Manti Te’o, Lance Armstrong, Chip Kelly of Oregon…..sure are a lot of great people for kids to look up to. Lying, cheating and being a total fraud are nice qualities to have aren’t they?? Wonderful.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:51 pm
First that kid dies filming football practice on a scissor-lift in high winds, now this. ND University is now CYA University
January 16th, 2013 at 6:54 pm
TeO is really an inspiring soap actor and this is just a big plot so he can prove to the producers that he can single handedly bring back general hospital.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:55 pm
Brace yourselves, folks. Within weeks, if not days, Manti Teo will be transformed from sad story of the duped lovesick puppy to gay action hero. Just watch.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:02 pm
Bizzaro, don’t forget the young lady that killed herself after a rape by an ND football player and the university covering that also!
January 16th, 2013 at 7:05 pm
Truth is stranger and funnier than fiction. You couldn’t make up a better story. I hope it lasts for weeks.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:09 pm
16 – lol
Nerds are not the only ones that hath imaginary girlfriends.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:31 pm
I wonder what Dickie V thinks about this lying POS he drooled over during the Ky-ND basketball game? What a tool!!!
January 16th, 2013 at 7:37 pm
You know Notre Dame people came up with this scheme and he went along with it to get publicity. What a stupid plan.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:41 pm
The new shirts will read : Champions vs Pedophiles,and liars
January 16th, 2013 at 7:44 pm
Doesn’t matter. He’s still a first round draft pick. By the Bengals.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:15 pm
Two possibilities:
1) He’s a con artist and an idiot
2) He’s just an idiot
My money is on option #1.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:18 pm
Mass Confusion Says:
January 16th, 2013 at 6:01 pm
“another mormon telling lies to the nation. i’m shocked!”
Point of clarification –the President is not a Mormon. He does, however, tell lies to the nation, so partial credit.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:19 pm
Dude has a serious case of cranial rectumitis.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSf_P38SamY
January 16th, 2013 at 8:23 pm
Two words–Occam’s razor: “among competing hypotheses, the one that makes the fewest assumptions should be selected.”
The fewest assumptions would be A.) he made this shit up and ND is trying to cover for him.
B.) that’s all.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:30 pm
Hey #18 if you want to keep throwing insults around about The Catholic Church…why not just throw some racist remarks in as well. That we you can p.i.s.s. more people off and make just that many more of us truly love you for who you really are.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:12 pm
Drew – thanks for stealing what I posted on here earlier!! lol
January 16th, 2013 at 9:21 pm
He is GAY! Just admit it. Catholics will be fine
January 16th, 2013 at 9:26 pm
Catfish?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
39. It wasnt an insult it is a fact. Catholic priests were molesting boys and the church covered it up for many years.