Kentucky Sports Radio
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
(The picture on each week’s post will be awarded to the craziest girl from the previous episode. This week was a no contest. It’s 50 Shades of Grey girl.)
When it comes to The Bachelor, I’m here for the crazy. I have no interest in the final outcome of the show. The contestants’ future happiness or despair is of no concern to me. The purpose of The Bachelor Running Diary is to document the crazy things these girls say and do on national television. The Bachelor Running Diary, much like playing basketball at Kentucky, can’t hide crazy girls and is not for everybody.
If you’re not excited about this week’s show after what we saw last week, I would question your ability to achieve excitement. We saw failed gymnastics, air grinding, a drunk girl in a wedding dress, and a jumbotron operator fail to find love on national television for a third time. As a society we’ve always been told that the third time is the charm. Paige would disagree. Then she would turn back around and continue operating her jumobotron.
I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t wandered over to ABC.com to see what would be going on tonight. I’m very happy to report there is a photo shoot date planned. As with any date between one man and more than one woman, what could possibly go wrong? I, for one, can’t wait to find out. Put your drinks in the air. Cheers! It’s time for The Bachelor.
KSR Bachelor Running Diary (Episode 2)
8:02- The previews are rolling, and Tierra the head decor says “I wanted to punch her.” All right. Let’s get this party started.
8:03- Sean is shirtless. Drink. Sean says a dorky cliche. Don’t drink, and be thankful that isn’t in the rules.
8:04- Chris Harrison, DRINK. Sarah wins the first one on one date, then draws attention to her arm. Or rather her lack thereof.
8:05- A helicopter arrives to pick them up for their date. Did it pick them up on a helicopter pad or in an open field? Absolutely not. It picked them up right in the driveway. In between all the trees. This cannot be safe. This is the kind of stuff I think about when I watch The Bachelor.
8:06- In a private interview, Sarah drops this gem of wisdom. “My ability to love someone is not affected by the fact that I have one arm.” Truer words have never been spoken. I’ve never loved anyone with my left forearm.
8:11- They are about to free fall 300 feet. That’s about 292 feet more than I’m okay with falling.
8:12- For me, Sarah is the worst person he could have taken on this date. She says a lot of sane, reasonable things.
8:13- As they prepare to jump, my hands are sweating. I’m scared of heights. This makes me more uncomfortable than just about anything. Being in an Italian restaurant with Rick Pitino after hours would be first. Heights are second.
8:14- Well, they just fell. And I assume creative editing by ABC cut out the part where they both had to change pants.
8:17- Before the free fall, I tweeted that my hands were sweating. A KSR writer that will remain unnamed responded, “Her’s arent.” Move along. Nothing to see here.
8:20-8:22 As Sarah and Sean talk, I decide to eat some goldfish. I like goldfish a lot. Eating goldfish is much more fulfilling to me than listening to them talk. She said something about trying to go zip-lining in Vegas and them not letting her at the last minute because Nevada state laws prevent people with disabilities from zip lining. While on the surface this makes some sense to me, I have thoughts:
1. What lawmaker thinks: “You know what we need to outlaw? Disabled zip lining. If we can get that under control, we’ll have this state on track.”
2. Nevada is a state in which the following things are legal: gambling and selling your body for sex. But DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT ZIP LINING IF YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL AILMENT. This is non negotiable. You’ve got irritable bowels? You may not ride this zip line.
8:23- For someone who doesn’t want focus placed on the fact she only has one arm, Sarah talks about the fact she only has one arm a lot.
8:23- The next date is announced. Tierra not thrilled about the group date. “I didn’t come here to meet friends.” Tierra, I’m not here to watch you make friends, either. It goes without saying that I’m really excited about Tierra. But I’ll say it anyway. I’m really excited about Tierra.
8:24- Sarah gets a rose. Then they started kissing. I’m not sure how long the kiss lasted, but I’m assuming not incredibly long. Why do I assume this? KSR’s #1 Bachelor fan Matt Jones tweeted that “they kissed like they were at a 7th grade church picnic.” I’ve gotten to know Matt a little bit in the past year, and I must say I had no idea he went to so many 7th grade church picnics.
8:31- 13 girls are on one date. What could go wrong? Hopefully everything. They are on a photo shoot to see who has the best chemistry with Sean. Chemistry is completely subjective, and the winner (chosen by some woman) gets on the cover of something.
8:34- The “first person accused of being different around Sean” award goes to Tierra. Congratulations, Tierra. Your mother and I are proud and love you very much.
8:35- Lesley kisses Sean in front of the other 12 girls. On a scale of “1″ to “well”, I’d say the girls took this “not well at all.”
8:36- The model, Kristy, talks about being a model. Seems to be a recurring theme with models on this show. (See: Courtney)
8:38- Kristy the model just did work in the photo chemistry contest. She is a professional. This was like a bunch of guys who played high school basketball having a NBA triple double contest with Rajon Rondo. She won the 3 book cover deal, and while I don’t really care about that I do have to acknowledge the greatness displayed. She was “Tiger Woods in 2000″ and “Alabama football” great. Those girls got processed.
8:39- Tierra isn’t making a list of things she is not here to do. Lucky for you, I am. Here is a short list of “Things Tierra has made known she is not here to do”:
1. Play dress up.
2. Make friends.
I have a good feeling this list could grow.
8:42- I’ve seen a limited amount of The Bachelor over the years, but I feel like it is the same every season. It’s the same characters played by girls with different names and different jobs that aren’t actually jobs.
8:43- After the photo shoot, Sean said they were going to have a pool party. The eyes of all 4 guys watching are locked onto the screen. Then everyone arrives at the pool fully dressed. This is not what I had in mind when he said “pool party.” I thought I was going to get to see Selma in a bathing suit. This is the biggest disappointment of 2013.
8:47- “They’re gonna have a makeout session right now. Yep, they are making out right now.” This is Lesley-Sean make out play by play by Daniella. At least she knows what’s going on. That’s more than Bobby Knight can say.
8:50- This episode is lacking in ridiculous. My biggest fear is that the girls learned a lesson from the girls who got smashed on the first episode.
8:53- As soon as I question the genius of The Bachelor, Catherine totally redeems the episode with the quote of the night: “I’m vegan but I love the beef!” HERE WE GO.
8:56- “I’ve never pursued a guy who was also being pursued by 25 other girls.” I don’t know who said this, but that’s kind of what happens on this show. It’s not a new development.
9:00- Katie decides The Bachelor life is not for her. She tells Sean, “This is not the right setting. I feel like I need to go home.” She seems drunk and looks like she got electrocuted.
9:02- Kacie’s legs are given the group date rose. Predictably, Tierra handles it with grace: “I wanted to punch her.”
9:06- Oh look, it’s Chris Harrison. He’s performing the easiest job in the world. Drink.
9:09- Sean to some girl who is devouring every word: “When we are 80 our looks will fade. I want a girl with a sense of humor.” That seems like a lofty goal. When I’m 80, I want to be breathing and have control of my bowels. That’s it. Be living and choose when I use the bathroom.
9:11-9:14- This “prank” is an insult to every prank ever pranked. They are so giddy about something so stupid. She couldn’t have cared less about that piece of art breaking and Sean acted like he had really gotten her. Also, these actors are terrible. I guess that’s why they were available for a Bachelor art show prank.
9:20- Sean made steak and veggies for their dinner. I’m unimpressed. I can make veggies. I made macaroni and cheese in my microwave earlier.
9:23- Desiree and Sean give one another their thoughts about love and marriage. When I think about love and marriage, I think about “Married with Children,” which is a good example of neither love nor marriage.
9:25- Desiree is now straddling Sean in the pool and making out with him. We don’t have to talk about what’s happens during a pool straddling, right? We’re all adults here.
9:27- Wedding dress needs a huge finish. I haven’t seen her in this episode. If a girl wears a wedding dress and gets drunk on the first episode, that’s a girl I’m interested in keeping on the show.
9:30- COCKTAILS!
9:31- Wedding Dress: “Last time I saw him I was wearing a wedding dress and I wasn’t exactly being myself.” Really? You don’t usually wear a wedding dress and kiss guys against their will on national television? Could have fooled me.
9:34- Wedding dress closes well. Strong effort. Looks like she may hang in there.
9:35- “There is one dark cloud in the room.” One of the girls who is not Amanda talking about Amanda.
9:37- Amanda, sitting no more than 10 feet away from 2 other girls, doesn’t respond to TWO questions in which she was directly addressed. It was the most blatant disregard for personal decency I’ve ever witnessed. It could’ve been editing, it could’ve been awesome.
9:42- Robyn asks Sean if it matters to him that she is black. That’s one way to say it, I guess. Sean’s then pulls out his “Politically Correct Answer Book” and answers the question.
9:44- ”She’s not here for the right reasons” has been called. Drink.
9:45- ”She’s a completely different person around Sean.” Drink.
9:46- Another “she’s not here for the right reasons.” Tough sequence for drinking game participants. Three drinks in three minutes.
9:49-9:57 Huge rose ceremony coming up. Don’t really have any interest in it other than we need more normal girls to go home than crazy girls. The KSR Bachelor Running Diary really needs to keep Tierra, Amanda, & Wedding dress. Here’s how the roses fell.
Rose 1 goes to Ashlee that doesn’t have a real job.
Rose 2 goes to WEDDING DRESS!!! 1 for 3.
Rose 3 goes to Robyn. *Yawn*
Rose 4 goes to Jackie. I’ve watched two episodes and didn’t know she existed.
Rose 5 goes to Lesley M. Really need Tierra and Amanda to pull out 2 of the last 8.
Rose 6 goes to Selma. Duh.
Rose 7 goes to Catherine the vegan who likes the beef.
Rose 8 goes to Kristy the model who talks about being a model.
Rose 9 goes to Leslie H. the poker dealer. Down to four roses. Crazies still need two.
Rose 10 goes to TIERRA!!! 2 for 3.
Rose 11 goes to Taryn. In two episodes I’ve seen Taryn talk to Sean one time. This strategy is paying off.
Rose 12 goes to Daniella. I like this. She’s talked some minor trash in interviews and may have some closet crazy.
The Final Rose goes to AMANDA!!! 3 for 3. A clean sweep for #TeamCrazy. This was the greatest rose ceremony we could’ve hoped for.
9:58- In the previews for next week, it appears that Tierra will fall down the steps and blame it on someone else. I’m a terrible person because I can’t wait for this.
9:59- I’m not completely sure what just happened in the out takes, but the girls were talking about greek mythology and it was pretty apparent they didn’t know anyhting about greek mythology. I don’t either, but I’m not the one talking about it on national television.
No one air grinded, asked to tie Sean up, fell in a doorway, or apologized to their mother tonight (what I call “hitting for The Bachelor cycle”) because the girl who did ALL OF THOSE THINGS wasn’t given a rose last week.
In summary, the girls all think any girl not named their specific name is there for the wrong reason. Chris Harrison’s job is still awesome. Bachelor pranks aren’t funny. Sean thinks his wife is still in the room. He expects them to both be alive when they are 80.
@AFlenerKSR
[powered by WordPress.]
Bill Keightley Report : Never to be forgotten.
11 queries. 0.432 seconds
January 15th, 2013 at 8:06 am
End this segment please. The Bachelor? Really?
January 15th, 2013 at 8:07 am
Halfway through this, I think I just started my man period. I always wondered what it felt like. I’m an emotional mess right now.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:08 am
This is such a dumb segment, please end it. So dumb.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:10 am
No one reads this. Please stop wasting your time and energy.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:14 am
Seriously? this may be the worst segment ever introduced to KSR.. aaron, this is a sports website!
January 15th, 2013 at 8:18 am
This is a waste of a post, like beydond BTI bad. This is a UK sports website not a place that needs to break down every second of a lame ass show like the bachelor. Wait, on second thought Matt allows this bs bc he lives vicariously through the guys on this show in hope that one day he too has a bunch of gold diggers after him. Now I understand. None the less get rid of this sh*t.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:19 am
I enjoy reading it. If you don’t, don’t bother clicking on it. Good job Aaron
January 15th, 2013 at 8:19 am
beyond*
January 15th, 2013 at 8:20 am
Don’t you guys have another site for random stuff like this, or I have never seen the bachelor but I would imagine there are a couple million blogs dedicated just to this show.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:20 am
Is this a sports blog or a soap opera blog Aaron??
January 15th, 2013 at 8:24 am
Note to self, always skip the first post KSR has on Tuesday.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:26 am
This has no place on a UK fan site…
January 15th, 2013 at 8:28 am
If you’re not loving someone with your left forearm, you’re obviously doing something wrong.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:28 am
I guess this is what’s meant by, “in the most ridiculous manner possible.”
January 15th, 2013 at 8:37 am
Great post, Erin!
January 15th, 2013 at 8:38 am
Someone needs to realize that other than the narrow segment of the population that watches low-brow reality shows (a group of people traditionally known as the “lowest common denominator”), the rest of us find this as boring as hell.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:39 am
This type of teenage girl garbage is a slap in the face to all UK fans that enjoy this website. This is definitely NOT KSR’s finest hour. You guys created KSR college, how about creating KSR pinky winky teenie weenie? You could cover the Bachelor, Jersey Shore or whatever.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:44 am
This is simple, if you have nothing to say, just say you have nothing to report and move on.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:45 am
Worst post in the history of Ksr
January 15th, 2013 at 8:46 am
is this supposed to be parody, camp, like njt? and #7–you’re gay
January 15th, 2013 at 8:49 am
Man, so many angry people on here. If you dont like the post, dont read it. Its that simple. I guarantee you, a lot of people do read this. Quit whining.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:49 am
Katie’s hair last night looked like Gene Wilders from Young Frankenstein.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:52 am
PLEASE PLEASE stop with this bachelor crap! No one cares about this garbage!
January 15th, 2013 at 8:55 am
I come to this post just for the comments
January 15th, 2013 at 8:59 am
I think it’s hilarious. Keep it up!!! Probably funnier for me since I actually watch the Bachelor so I can relate to everything your posting. Too funny!!!!
January 15th, 2013 at 8:59 am
#21. Who the F%#K you calling angry! This horrible bachelor crap isn’t going to pi$$ me off! What the hell?!
January 15th, 2013 at 9:02 am
I understand you are gonna get paid, Matt Jones, but at least PRETEND you aren’t a complete sell out. I hope you enjoy the couple few grand you get for making your minions post as part of ABC’s marketing campaign.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:03 am
This is my favorite website but this bachelor crap is ruining it, please stop this bachelor garbage.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:03 am
I love this stuff. Keep it going Mr. Glasgow, its hilarious.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:03 am
My wife makes me watch this. I enjoyed the post
January 15th, 2013 at 9:05 am
^^ whipped
January 15th, 2013 at 9:10 am
just read the title and all i want to do is sip chai tea, light a candle and read Oprah W’s autobiography.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:12 am
if you don’t like it, skip over it … personally, i think the njt posts are horrible and always skip em … this is actually kind of funny
January 15th, 2013 at 9:13 am
THIS POST NO ONE IS MAKING ME READ IS RUINING THE WEBSITE!!!!
January 15th, 2013 at 9:20 am
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SPORTS WEBSITE BLOG!!!! HAHA thought I’d be the first to say something like that
January 15th, 2013 at 9:21 am
Looks like someone has gotten in touch with their “feminine side”. WTF does this have to do with UK sports Fleener???
January 15th, 2013 at 9:23 am
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………….
January 15th, 2013 at 9:27 am
The posts about the bachelor seem to be an inside joke among the writers for KSR. Keep the inside jokes to yourselves and return to providing us with insights about Kentucky sports.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:33 am
What everyone else is saying ^^^^^^
January 15th, 2013 at 9:34 am
jimmie, you say this is teenage girl garbage, but it is you my friend that sounds like the teenage girl
January 15th, 2013 at 9:36 am
Flener needs to get laid so he can stop jerking off to this stuff.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:38 am
these women seem loose… like wizard sleeves
January 15th, 2013 at 9:39 am
LOL at 31!! Hell Matt i know you are trying to appeal more to the female gender, but these are pretty gay for a sports website………COME ON MAN! Your Man Card has been REVOKED!
January 15th, 2013 at 9:40 am
brad, I bet Aaron is single. Maybe you should shoot him a email. You never know….
January 15th, 2013 at 9:46 am
Aaron, I am a girl who does not watch the bachelor, has never watched the bachelor, and i find this to be PURE GOLD. Seriously, this is so funny. Let the haters hate, keep it up.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:47 am
Another gem. Keep up the good work. Hilarious!
January 15th, 2013 at 9:50 am
I don’t watch the Bachelor but I love the Bachelor Diary. Keep it up. Anyone that reads KSR and doesn’t realize that this site is as much about humor as it is UK sports is a moron.
January 15th, 2013 at 9:53 am
1. This is a sports site
2. Don’t waste my time with this garbage although I will waste time commenting about waste of time it is
3. F*%$ing $#!% $*&#()$(*& )($(&#(^*&#^)($%(
4. Matt Jones is a douche with stupid hair
5. Aaron is gay….and single, apparently
6. BTI SUCKS!!!
January 15th, 2013 at 9:55 am
I feel Tommy Lee Jones hates this post too…
January 15th, 2013 at 9:57 am
Watched the show because of ksr. Hilarious post. Keep up the good work Aarom.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:01 am
I can’t believe I had to scroll down through that crap.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:02 am
Get a life people. There is only so much UK sports a person can stand to consume. I appreciate the variety and why I listen to KSR instead of the other boring shows that talk about nothing other than UK sports.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:06 am
Dear God why? Easily the worst post on this website. I know there’s not a lot of positive UK news right now but this is pure garbage. The bachelor? I’m losing my faith in humanity because people can’t find anything better to do with their life than watch that IQ lowering crap. It doesn’t belong on here.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:07 am
Jimmie, i get this slight feeling that my wife is hotter than whatever you have buddy. nice try though
January 15th, 2013 at 10:14 am
Catherine the Vegan who likes beef is Sean’s selection. They’re engaged, blah blah blah. Now stop the post.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:14 am
Brad, you’re probably right on that one. I married a loud mouth Italian from Brooklyn. Don’t see many girls from Brooklyn in the SI Swimsuit edition. Make up sex rocks though.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:15 am
Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
January 15th, 2013 at 10:18 am
Does she look like Snookie?
January 15th, 2013 at 10:18 am
Don’t you think if we cared we would just watch it? Maybe you and other guys who also like other men can start a site and talk about this crap cause I don’t see why it’s on a Kentucky sport site….. Have an awful day
January 15th, 2013 at 10:19 am
You all complaining must be new to KSR, yes?
January 15th, 2013 at 10:24 am
In soviet Russia car drives you!
January 15th, 2013 at 10:25 am
Still loving this. Great job, Aaron!
January 15th, 2013 at 10:25 am
Segments like this one is THE REASON KSR is awesome, you fools. Love it!!
January 15th, 2013 at 10:31 am
1. What lawmaker thinks: “You know what we need to outlaw? Disabled zip lining. If we can get that under control, we’ll have this state on track.”
2. Nevada is a state in which the following things are legal: gambling and selling your body for sex. But DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT ZIP LINING IF YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL AILMENT. This is non negotiable.
That was CLUTCH !
January 15th, 2013 at 10:33 am
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.DUMB, DUMB AND DUMBER AND THE DUMBER PART IF FOR THE PEOPLE ON HERE THAT LIKED THIS.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:34 am
It was fun taking her to Eastern Kentucky the first time to meet family. Catholic girls from Brooklyn are like a fish out of water in the mountains.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:34 am
What a waste of space and I resent the effort I have to make in order to get past it!! PLEASE end this post immediately & remember why the majority of people log on to this site. Here’s a hint: it’s NOT to read about some moronic “reality” tv show….
January 15th, 2013 at 10:38 am
On the bright side seeing as you’re just the worst ever, it does usually make for a good comment section so I guess you got that goin for ya
January 15th, 2013 at 10:39 am
Anyone know of a sports site that i can visit for KENTUCKY SPORTS ? If not would someone please MAKE one. I only come here for sports and this crap is starting to be everyday post. I know if I don’t like it don’t read it and trust me I don’t read it and I don’t like to filter the TRASH out. Not new here just tired of the TRASH!!!!!!
January 15th, 2013 at 10:46 am
As someone who often defends posts here from the usual “this is a sports site” or “this is really dumb” tripe, I, also, am slightly irritated by this (and the previous Bachelor) post. So I stopped to think why.
Yes, this is a sports site, but one of the things that makes it special is how it incorporates popular media. I typically like reading about off-topics here because the “ridiculous” usually plays in, as it does in this post. I think the difference here is a couple things. One, I bet 90%+ of male readers on here don’t care about the bachelor. And I would guess several of the people who do, like it in a “non-ironic” way. This particular subject is not only WAY beyond the interest of most of its readers, but it also insights special hatred from me due to how modern reality television sucks so badly, and I, personally want nothing to do with supporting this disgusting mark on our society. I realize this post is mocking it, but to give it any attention at all, bothers me.
Yes, no one HAS to read it. Anyone can skip it. I actually tried to read it, and couldn’t make it very far. That is the problem. This doesn’t translate well to your audience. Tomlin could have done this in a way that made us laugh (very sorry for this comment Aaron), but a large, running blog on this topic no only doesn’t interest people, but it isn’t even successful. I read articles every day that entertain me, bore me, or tick me off. That is life. But I usually comment on most of them; people like to do that. The readers of this site have the right (that KSR has given us) to let the ownership know that they do not like this content, and don’t want to be graced with it. That just makes sense. KSR can continue to post this stuff (I know Matt loves The Bachelor for the same reasons), or they can stop it. But the “you don’t have to read this” comments aren’t really sensible for this situation.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:47 am
Its that Ga’ Damn Obama’s fault. That’s what is. We got snookies running around everywhere, The Bachelor on KSR, and Ga’ damn taxes are goin up! Thought this was ‘Merica!
January 15th, 2013 at 10:52 am
A full Episode 2 Bachelor post on gameday. I was hoping this post was just a joke last week and would end.
January 15th, 2013 at 10:54 am
This is dumber than the horse $hit fake Jerry Tipton trys to write.I shut up and let Mike Pratt talk for a while
January 15th, 2013 at 10:55 am
Shark, jumped
January 15th, 2013 at 10:59 am
This is pure genius! I can’t get enough of this diary. The only thing crazier than the girls are the people who hate this post.
January 15th, 2013 at 11:04 am
This post has no business being on this site….
Now then.. Aaron – do you think the Bachelor’s last girlfriend was black, as he told Robyn?? Seems like the perfect response to her question about whether or not her blackness bothers him… a little TOO perfect… But surely he knows someone will call him out on it when it airs if it’s untrue. Two black women got roses so I’m guessing he really doesn’t care about race, OR he’s overcompensating because of his Aryan good looks. SO which is it Mr. Flener??
January 15th, 2013 at 11:07 am
Just keep your finger on the down arrow…seriously people. It’s not that hard and takes no extra effort.
January 15th, 2013 at 11:08 am
My office gets a kick out of this post, and reading the rabble rabble rabble, in the comment section each Tuesday morning. The fact that everyone gets riled up about this is a testament to how high strung and neurotic our fan base is. Have a little fun guys, there will be plenty of other posts where you can pick apart and degrade eighteen year old kids. Also I am sure there will be a post or two where you can also pick apart every coaching and recruiting decision Cal has made. I mean, you work at a factory or office for a living and he….coaches a national championship basketball team.
January 15th, 2013 at 11:15 am
60@CB.Wrong. Been here since day 1. I read this site for the reason given in the second line of the sites header. University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting news brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible. This tripe doesn’t fit the bill. Go Big Blue!
January 15th, 2013 at 11:15 am
If you watch the Bachelor voluntarily (as in your wife/girlfriend doesn’t have control of the remote) and you call yourself a man, you’re being ironic, right, like some sort of loser hipster? I’m sorry, I know describing a hipster as a loser is redundant. Deep down you don’t really consider yourself a man. Or you consider yourself a woman trapped in man’s body. It’s just science.
January 15th, 2013 at 11:16 am
Absolutely terrible. I didn’t read a bit I just had to scan the comments to see if this was a fer-real post. Cancel my subscription
January 15th, 2013 at 11:21 am
I didn’t waste my time reading this crap and went directly to the comments for entertainment. I think #7 is as gay as the author and maybe more so. This would appeal to the women (maybe) and the girly men (definitely).
January 15th, 2013 at 11:23 am
What does this have to do with Kentucky sports? This is pathetic!!! Please dont ruin a good thing with this kind of crap!!!!
January 15th, 2013 at 11:28 am
Great post, keep it going every week. Plus, the vitriol in the comment section makes the post even better than it already was. Hilarious. Glad Matt has decided to bring back the ridiculousness. BTI Sucks!
January 15th, 2013 at 11:30 am
80, It’s sad that people can’t enjoy certain shows because of their gender. Usually people who advocate for such strict gender roles with such a strong machismo, usually are making up for their own shortcomings and insecurities.
January 15th, 2013 at 11:38 am
Please don’t waste space on the server and clutter up the site with crap like this. It looks like you put a lot of work in to this. Too bad it was a complete waste. Please don’t post this crap again.
January 15th, 2013 at 11:44 am
I hate youtube videos and love the Bachelor. See, everybody’s different.
And Katie looked like she might wear feather earrings and beat people up in the ’80′s.
Go, Scotties, Aaron
January 15th, 2013 at 11:58 am
What has become of KSR??? This is pathetic
January 15th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
GET THIS CRAP OFF OF THIS SITE !!!!!! For the love of god.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
why dont you start working for OMG! this has nothing to do with why we come here
January 15th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
The Bachelor epitomizes the stupidity of this country. It simply has no business being on this site. NJT is great. Don’t bash him. I’m seriously.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
Barren County Trojans!!!
January 15th, 2013 at 12:06 pm
Matt Jones…..step up here, get back to your mission statement !!
January 15th, 2013 at 12:16 pm
Haha the only reason I enjoy this post is because of all the people’s comments. Hahahaha I really hope this is the reason why its being wrote. Even though this piece has no reason to be on here, the comments totally make it. Besides if anyone actually reads this or by any means does the bachelor drinking game should document on YouTube so I can believe it and laugh at you for doing so. Well go UK and hope to god we crush Tennessee!
January 15th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Please get rid of these garbage posts. This is horrible.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:23 pm
Yeah…….here we are, getting the crap beat out of us by teams like Texas A&M, on the verge of not even GOING to the NCAA, and Twinkle Toes Flener is giving us Batchelor updates…..if any of you even understand what he is commenting upon, you are a disgrace to the site…..Aaron, take your UKaward Pictures” and your girl-show updates and go somewhere else…..you have yet to post anything on this site that is worthy of a read…..prissy little goon…….
January 15th, 2013 at 12:28 pm
Sounds like NoseDripper may have some inadequacy and insecurity issues.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Water trash.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:34 pm
Look at all the comments. The reason the post is here is because it generates page hits and comments. Don’t like the post? Then don’t comment. Just like TV, low ratings = cancellations.
January 15th, 2013 at 12:49 pm
Reading the comments on this post are almost as amusing as the comments on the LHL articles.
January 15th, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Hilarious!! Please keep it up.
January 15th, 2013 at 2:14 pm
I do not understand why a play by play report of a TV show hated by any and all Sports Fans is on Kentucky Sports Radio. We know it is stupid. Do you have space to fill?
January 15th, 2013 at 2:18 pm
Please stop. I can’t believe there was any request by any readers to start this Bachelor obsession. KSR can’t be THAT desparate to get hits to troll for negative ones.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:08 pm
More fricking crybabies. If you don’t care about the Bachelor, then don’t read the post. Move On.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:10 pm
that post was funny. it’s pathetic that there are people “crying” because this is not uk sports related. you all must really hate the first part of every ‘news and views’ as well. get over yourselves people. this is why trollers and people who have this unhealthy desire to comment on everything should grow up and stop obsessing over trivial matters.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:15 pm
I’ve never loved anyone with my left forearm, either. Well, anyone but myself.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:46 pm
I’m laughing out loud. ha Great job, A. I look forward to your Bachelor breakdown. ha
January 15th, 2013 at 8:02 pm
I don’t watch The Bachelor but I read this post. Makes me laugh everytime. Keep it up.
January 15th, 2013 at 8:25 pm
“UKAlum Says:
January 15th, 2013 at 11:30 am
80, It’s sad that people can’t enjoy certain shows because of their gender. Usually people who advocate for such strict gender roles with such a strong machismo, usually are making up for their own shortcomings and insecurities.
UKAlum Says:
January 15th, 2013 at 12:28 pm
Sounds like NoseDripper may have some inadequacy and insecurity issues.”
You’re either a girl, or a guy who wishes he was a girl. Either way your two posts above demonstrate a very weak grasp of natural male traits, i.e the desire to not watch sissy shows. Usually a male who espouses such warped societal views as yours is a product of a fatherless home or an unhealthy relationship with his mother.
Save the psychobabble for the professionals. You know about as much about the male psyche as an interior decorator.