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When you take a look at the guy above, you probably have a few thoughts: “My that is a well-kempt beard” or “I am sorry that guy has a headache” or maybe even “I bet that guy is a writer for Bleacher Report.” All of those would be true. But probably what you didn’t expect to find out is that he is a person qualified to make determinations on the relative attractiveness of others. But you are in luck, because he does have such opinions. After the announcement of Petrino to Western Kentucky, he sent out this tweet:
The hiring of Bobby Petrino by WKU is a safe one, as there are no attractive women in the state of Kentucky.
— Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) December 10, 2012
So there you go folks. The man who was previously best known for prematurely reporting the death of Joe Paterno, can now be known throughout the Bluegrass as the man who doesn’t think our women are attractive. While Jacobi seems awfully qualified for the subject (if there is anything a bald blogger in Iowa would know, it is hot women), I would have to respectfully disagree. In my travels, I would place the women of Kentucky certainly in the top ten of this great nation of ours. Do you agree? Well then, give a shout to Adam’s twitter and let him know your thoughts. We owe it to the our ladies in Blue (and red).
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December 11th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
I love Kentucky women. Louisiana women are probably my favorite though.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Should any woman in KY care what this db tweets? That’s a big fat pasty bald “NO”
December 11th, 2012 at 3:07 pm
I’ve been all over the states and currently live in Texas. I will say that Kentucky is top 5, easily, in beautiful women. Folks who aren’t from KY have told me similar things as well based on their travels to KY. Florida still has more sluts though
December 11th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Everyone is misunderstood. Twitter only has 160 characters and Adam just wasn’t able to finish his tweet. It should have read “…there are no attractive women in the state of Kentucky….interested in me.” See? Adam is just become lonely in his life as a bald, overweight Bleacher Report tweeter. Let’s give him a little break.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Finally something that UK and U of L can jump on together thats a insult to the entire state and both fan bases. Tell em to come on down to the yum center during a game and see some hot young college age chicks,some east end jefferson county type milfs and some hot urban city type louisville woman dressed in their red and black. I know he talking crazy. My gf is a head turner we go out of town and she holds her own hot as hell.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:13 pm
He’s just mad that I turned down his advances a while ago. Sorry, but I’m not in to fat bald losers.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:13 pm
While I can’t Louisville or their fans, that blanket statement would also include Becca Manns. To that end, this bearded meathead is either wrong or gay.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Has this guy ever been to the state of Kentucky? Has he ever gotten out of the state of Iowa? He has NO clue what he talking about, just a guy trying to get some hits on the ole website!
December 11th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
just like there are no good looking men in Iowa….or wherever he is from….
December 11th, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Is that Snooki’s brother?
December 11th, 2012 at 3:20 pm
What do you think makes women in Kentucky hot?
BTW, I’ve never seen Adam Jacobi.
Did he think he would find hot women in Kentucky without coming to the source?
December 11th, 2012 at 3:21 pm
I expect Mr Jacobi is premature with a lot of things if I had to guess. Although in fairness, He may have never had
an oppurtunity to be premature.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:22 pm
When I look at this picture of him I think of burger grease and clogged arteries…he’s never been w a woman before
December 11th, 2012 at 3:23 pm
The hiring of Adam Jacobi by Bleacher Report is a safe one, as there are no dunkin donuts in the internet.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
That nasty f***** would be lucky to score a Kentucky woman. He is pitiful!
December 11th, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Is he jealous/intimidated that Kentucky’s Cup runneth over with beautiful women that could easily kick his @ss?
December 11th, 2012 at 3:32 pm
That is a man who has never been to Keeneland on opening day
December 11th, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Hey guys, i just wanted to say that i stand by my tweet. I have statistics from an informal poll that i conducted with my World of Warcraft guild. Also, i’m impotent, carry on
December 11th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Sounds like someone who suffers from a lot of rejection. Notice the empty ring finger. It does appear as though the hand gets regular excercise.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
It is the mens who must fear the Adamant Jacobisexual.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
exercise (sorry folks)
December 11th, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Adam Jacobi just gave a shout out on twitter to all the beautiful women of kentucky.. dont mess with the #bbn.. we have sexy ass ladies in the bluegrass.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Wow! He was clearly mistaken and was referring to Iowa women! Being a born and raised in Iowa and a UK Grad I can tell you that first hand…
December 11th, 2012 at 3:45 pm
I also was spent time with the corn fed beef in Iowa and it was not always pretty.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Jacobi’s thoughts of a beautiful woman is grazing out on the south 40, and being stump broke.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:59 pm
I been all the world and Kentucky women are the best.
December 11th, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Now you know why the guys from the Walk-Ons podcast hate Bleacher Report…
December 11th, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Poor guy! They say he was so ugly when he was born that the delivery doctor spanked his mama. (Solution: Trash what you can’t have).
December 11th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
isn’t the state motto “Fast horses and beautiful women”?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Or is that “Beautiful horses and fast women”?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Bob i think its… beautiful fast horses and beautiful fast women
December 11th, 2012 at 4:26 pm
I live in Florida. There are a lot of hotties down here, but not nearly as many as you would expect On a per capita basis, Lexington has more really good-looking women than anywhere I’ve lived which includes San Diego, Atlanta, Tampa and Orlando. #17 has it right. Also, The Bash used to boast of a lot of hotties per square foot. Just passing though, Texas and North Carolina have a bunch of lookers. Those Duke cheerleaders are from up north so don’t judge the Carolina girls from them. :>)
December 11th, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Nothing like a douche who is so fat his knuckles are inverted and indented sitting in front of a web cam making fun of the Commonwealth.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:29 pm
He got us on a technicality.
The “state of Kentucky” doesn’t exist. The Commonwealth of Kentucky, however, is loaded with attractive women.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:38 pm
I bet the only women Adam gets is Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:39 pm
When I said no attractive women I meant none that are bloated wildebeasts with hail damaged thighs and knee sagging cans. Like the ones my momma sends to deliver my hot pockets and code red 7.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Kentucky aint bad, but North Carolina…. WOW!
December 11th, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Why would anyone care what this guy thinks? Look at him, he is no catch, fat and balding. First thing I thought was “when is he gonna move out of his momma’s basement”, admit it you did to.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:05 pm
It’s no wonder he thinks KY has no attractive women. We would all run for cover if we saw THAT coming! I vote we send him to Indiana.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:17 pm
“if there is anything a bald blogger in Iowa would know, it is hot women”
-says the blogger in Kentucky making fun of the attractiveness of women in Iowa… in an article getting butthurt about a blogger in Iowa making fun of the attractiveness of women in Kentucky.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Does anyone really care what this knuckle dragging loser thinks ?
December 11th, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Is this really all it takes to get 15 seconds of fame?
December 11th, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Compared to Iowa they are all Miss America!
December 11th, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Funny how this site talks trash on other teams cheerleaders all they want, and then are appalled when a different jerk has the same opinion about women from our state.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:42 pm
he was joking. take a joke, dipshit.
December 11th, 2012 at 8:35 pm
lotsa hotties on the beaches of s carolina in the summer, but most of them are vacationing from kentucky
December 11th, 2012 at 9:46 pm
I would place the women of Kentucky very high! 1) CA; 2) TX; 3) FL; 4) KY
December 11th, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Thanks Matt. This post has me giggly. Some people have zero self awareness.
December 11th, 2012 at 10:27 pm
Doesnt ksr regularly post that video of the big girl cards fan dancing? All while pointing and laughing, saying this is what louisville fans look like? KSR is its own worst enemy.