@4 – Are you kidding? Jordan originally wore #23 when he played for the Bulls but that number was retired when he announced his retirement. Then when came out of retirement a year and a half later, he wore #45.
I remember you as the scrawny point guard at UNC Wilmington while I was a high school senior at Laney across town!! I thought about joining your team but decided to take my services to daddy dean at chapel hill.
I don’t know why, but I’ve got this weird feeling that the slick hair, New York looking dude over there is going to end up being one of the greatest college coaches of all time, recruiting multiple #1 ranked classes, developing players that I will eventually draft once I own one of these teams, and doing it all with swag. I own this court, along with this game… I am the greatest of all time. Oh wait, that foul was on me? Could have swore Horace got a hand on that.
“I will make UNC insignificant someday. Recruits won’t want to go there just because you played there. They will come to Kentucky. First to 2,000 wins. Yeah, uh huh. Put that in your briefs and poop some ice cream.”
November 26th, 2012 at 10:17 pm
You will never have a recruit like me.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:17 pm
boxers or briefs?
November 26th, 2012 at 10:18 pm
“that damn guy has got more swag than me”
November 26th, 2012 at 10:18 pm
This pic is fake. Jordan wore #45
November 26th, 2012 at 10:18 pm
looks like Cal just made the coitus with 23′s wife.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Gee, I wish I had hair like that!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:21 pm
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:23 pm
Dang, if that guy coached college when I was younger, I totally would’ve played for him.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:23 pm
“If I played for you I would have been the #1 pick!”
November 26th, 2012 at 10:24 pm
Hey Ryan Lemon, i like butts too. the girl in the picture below has a nice one (girl on the farthest right).
November 26th, 2012 at 10:25 pm
I guess it’s time to pass the torch and let this man take over the college game like I did the nba!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:25 pm
Real knows real…Cal will rule this game very soon!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:26 pm
I want my salad gladware back, now!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:26 pm
Man, that guy poops ice cream. I just hope he didn’t throw the tupperware away.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:29 pm
I just stepped in a pile of ice cream in my new Air Jordans!!!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:29 pm
I wander if they had Afro & African-American Studies at UMASS!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:31 pm
I…I..I..I..Staying Alive..Staying Alive
November 26th, 2012 at 10:31 pm
4. Obvious troll is obvious
November 26th, 2012 at 10:32 pm
@4 – Are you kidding? Jordan originally wore #23 when he played for the Bulls but that number was retired when he announced his retirement. Then when came out of retirement a year and a half later, he wore #45.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:32 pm
I wish I had hair like that…or any at all for that matter
November 26th, 2012 at 10:33 pm
Selfish Mo**** Fu****!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:34 pm
What the hell is “Orangeleaf”?
November 26th, 2012 at 10:38 pm
I’ve gotta wait how long for MKG?!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Mustard bottle? No freakin’ way. Can’t believe I wasn’t the ketchup bottle.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Man that guy poops Ice Cream
November 26th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Phil Jackson doesn’t have swagger like him.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
I wonder how much money this greasy b@stard would have paid me to play for him?
November 26th, 2012 at 10:41 pm
19.. pretty sure it was a joke, lighten up you freakin loser
November 26th, 2012 at 10:41 pm
ayy boy let me squirtle on dem jigglypuffs.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:44 pm
This guy looks like he could be one fat lard in about 15 years.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:45 pm
You are the one that will, one day, make my alma mater look like a bush league team.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:46 pm
that son of a bitch can poop ice cream…I wanna poop ice cream
November 26th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
I dont really have time for this. I gotta dress up in my U of L Turdnal Uni and blow 20 skinflutes before sun up
November 26th, 2012 at 10:49 pm
He may be the worst NBA coach I have ever seen.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:55 pm
You ain”t gonna stay that skinny if you keep eating Dunkin’ Donuts everyday!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
man…..he has a bigger wee wee than me. fml
November 26th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
Boxers or briefs?
November 26th, 2012 at 10:58 pm
What do you mean you can’t hide me?
November 26th, 2012 at 11:00 pm
#29 is the winner.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:02 pm
I saw you checking out my wife’s salad…
November 26th, 2012 at 11:07 pm
These are the worst “Caption This” posts ever. And yes, I am going to say that and not contribute my own.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:08 pm
“I’m gonna eat your babies” Ha ! I gotta give ironically #23 as the best answer so far, No doubt!
November 26th, 2012 at 11:09 pm
“the force is strong with this one…”
November 26th, 2012 at 11:10 pm
Your tag is hanging out of the back of your shirt. I can’t stand tags!
November 26th, 2012 at 11:12 pm
He’s thinking “One day, I will come to you, and I will take your second best player in the draft.”
November 26th, 2012 at 11:13 pm
I remember you as the scrawny point guard at UNC Wilmington while I was a high school senior at Laney across town!! I thought about joining your team but decided to take my services to daddy dean at chapel hill.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:14 pm
MJ to John: “I’m gonna take the 4th or 5th most shots on the team? Really? Fool, you crazy”
November 26th, 2012 at 11:16 pm
You said: Michael Jordan stares down a young John Calipari.
I say: You can’t stare down someone from looking at their back.
You might be pissed and stare at their back, but NO STARE DOWN.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:18 pm
You look the person in the eye when you stare them down.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:19 pm
That guy looks like John Stockton. I hate John Stockton.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:19 pm
I don’t know why, but I’ve got this weird feeling that the slick hair, New York looking dude over there is going to end up being one of the greatest college coaches of all time, recruiting multiple #1 ranked classes, developing players that I will eventually draft once I own one of these teams, and doing it all with swag. I own this court, along with this game… I am the greatest of all time. Oh wait, that foul was on me? Could have swore Horace got a hand on that.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:21 pm
How can Mitch not even interview Petrino?
November 26th, 2012 at 11:25 pm
@52 How do you interview someone who will lie to your face and come away with meaningful truth?
November 26th, 2012 at 11:33 pm
Michael was just thinking if only he was born 20 years earlier he could have played for
Cal and been drafted 1 insted of 3.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:46 pm
Why does that man have so much swag, and why do I even know what swag is? It’s 1998.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:48 pm
His lost bet to Cal was the one that resulted in his um, year off to pursue baseball.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:55 pm
Jordan: “How the hell are you bigger than me 15 years from now?”
November 27th, 2012 at 12:05 am
Is this the blackjack dealer that took 200 large from me last week at the bellagio?
November 27th, 2012 at 12:30 am
I played for the wrong coach. It took me 3 years of college.
November 27th, 2012 at 12:42 am
One of these days that mofo is gonna be making Jordan bank.
November 27th, 2012 at 12:42 am
Does drew do anything original? Everything he does us a rehash………..
November 27th, 2012 at 12:58 am
Calipari: We will beat North Carolina.
MJ: I knew I should’ve played for you
November 27th, 2012 at 1:00 am
What do you mean I don’t poop ice cream?
November 27th, 2012 at 4:37 am
Air this MJ!
November 27th, 2012 at 5:00 am
“I will make UNC insignificant someday. Recruits won’t want to go there just because you played there. They will come to Kentucky. First to 2,000 wins. Yeah, uh huh. Put that in your briefs and poop some ice cream.”
November 27th, 2012 at 7:21 am
I cant come to KY and jack 30 shots a game? WTF? Team player? And I have to play defense?
November 27th, 2012 at 8:14 am
“Can you BELIEVE this guy? Thinks he’s Michael Jordan or something…”
November 27th, 2012 at 8:15 am
“I wish I was more like him”….sigh
November 27th, 2012 at 8:22 am
The force is strong with this one
November 27th, 2012 at 8:30 am
I was the greatest ever, until this guy came along developing recruits. Its just not fair.
November 27th, 2012 at 8:34 am
Like Cal! If I could be like Cal! I wanna be, I wanna be like Cal!
November 27th, 2012 at 8:47 am
I cannot believe he just pooped in my ice cream…
November 27th, 2012 at 11:40 am
“Wish I’d play my college ball for you. Probably would’ve developed a better skill set.”
November 27th, 2012 at 11:46 am
“Wish he could’ve coached me instead”
November 27th, 2012 at 12:08 pm
“He gets it…”
November 27th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
“I get more trim than that guy.”
November 27th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
“The force is strong with this one.”
November 27th, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Orangello, I know that’s not your name.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:39 pm
You’ll never get championship rings like me, until you go to UK!
November 27th, 2012 at 6:12 pm
If you would have been coaching at Kentucky when I was in college I would have been wearing that Uk Blue!!
November 28th, 2012 at 1:06 am
Get your tidy whitey Fruit-of-the-Looms out of my way.