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November 26, 2012

Caption This!

by @ 10:15 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

Michael Jordan stares down a young John Calipari.

What is he thinking?

81 Responses to “Caption This!”

  1. Crafty Says:

    You will never have a recruit like me.

  2. kyle tuckers hair Says:

    boxers or briefs?

  3. barn Says:

    “that damn guy has got more swag than me”

  4. Me Says:

    This pic is fake. Jordan wore #45

  5. KSR reader and contributor Says:

    looks like Cal just made the coitus with 23′s wife.

  6. jimlowe7 Says:

    Gee, I wish I had hair like that!

  7. Ryan Says:

    I like big butts and I cannot lie.

  8. MJ Says:

    Dang, if that guy coached college when I was younger, I totally would’ve played for him.

  9. The Worm Says:

    “If I played for you I would have been the #1 pick!”

  10. KSR reader and contributor Says:

    Hey Ryan Lemon, i like butts too. the girl in the picture below has a nice one (girl on the farthest right).

  11. Ky_99 Says:

    I guess it’s time to pass the torch and let this man take over the college game like I did the nba!

  12. Kujo Says:

    Real knows real…Cal will rule this game very soon!

  13. Bobby's neck brace Says:

    I want my salad gladware back, now!

  14. TheBigToe Says:

    Man, that guy poops ice cream. I just hope he didn’t throw the tupperware away.

  15. Ice Cream Truck Says:

    I just stepped in a pile of ice cream in my new Air Jordans!!!

  16. Boomerball48 Says:

    I wander if they had Afro & African-American Studies at UMASS!

  17. davefromdagap Says:

    I…I..I..I..Staying Alive..Staying Alive

  18. ATLCat Says:

    4. Obvious troll is obvious

  19. bmt22033 Says:

    @4 – Are you kidding? Jordan originally wore #23 when he played for the Bulls but that number was retired when he announced his retirement. Then when came out of retirement a year and a half later, he wore #45.

  20. ATLCat Says:

    I wish I had hair like that…or any at all for that matter

  21. His Airness Says:

    Selfish Mo**** Fu****!

  22. Orangello Says:

    What the hell is “Orangeleaf”?

  23. MiddlesboroCatsFan Says:

    I’ve gotta wait how long for MKG?!

  24. bigbluegdud Says:

    Mustard bottle? No freakin’ way. Can’t believe I wasn’t the ketchup bottle.

  25. JShep79 Says:

    Man that guy poops Ice Cream

  26. Fake_Bill_Lamb Says:

    Phil Jackson doesn’t have swagger like him.

  27. Cal'sGut Says:

    I wonder how much money this greasy b@stard would have paid me to play for him?

  28. duh Says:

    19.. pretty sure it was a joke, lighten up you freakin loser

  29. hersheyisabear Says:

    ayy boy let me squirtle on dem jigglypuffs.

  30. Ryback Says:

    This guy looks like he could be one fat lard in about 15 years.

  31. Pcefrog5 Says:

    You are the one that will, one day, make my alma mater look like a bush league team.

  32. Jerry S Says:

    that son of a bitch can poop ice cream…I wanna poop ice cream

  33. Cal's Gut Says:

    I dont really have time for this. I gotta dress up in my U of L Turdnal Uni and blow 20 skinflutes before sun up

  34. StraightEdge Says:

    He may be the worst NBA coach I have ever seen.

  35. chris gettelfinger is not walking through that door Says:

    You ain”t gonna stay that skinny if you keep eating Dunkin’ Donuts everyday!

  36. me Says:

    man…..he has a bigger wee wee than me. fml

  37. bluristhurr Says:

    Boxers or briefs?

  38. Michael says Says:

    What do you mean you can’t hide me?

  39. Will Says:

    #29 is the winner.

  40. MiddlesboroCatsFan Says:

    I saw you checking out my wife’s salad…

  41. Ibescootch Says:

    These are the worst “Caption This” posts ever. And yes, I am going to say that and not contribute my own.

  42. Marvb Says:

    “I’m gonna eat your babies” Ha ! I gotta give ironically #23 as the best answer so far, No doubt!

  43. nerlensflattop Says:

    “the force is strong with this one…”

  44. Vince Says:

    Your tag is hanging out of the back of your shirt. I can’t stand tags!

  45. Han Says:

    He’s thinking “One day, I will come to you, and I will take your second best player in the draft.”

  46. Dr. Tom Says:

    I remember you as the scrawny point guard at UNC Wilmington while I was a high school senior at Laney across town!! I thought about joining your team but decided to take my services to daddy dean at chapel hill.

  47. johncalamari Says:

    MJ to John: “I’m gonna take the 4th or 5th most shots on the team? Really? Fool, you crazy”

  48. Roland Says:

    You said: Michael Jordan stares down a young John Calipari.

    I say: You can’t stare down someone from looking at their back.

    You might be pissed and stare at their back, but NO STARE DOWN.

  49. Roland Says:

    You look the person in the eye when you stare them down.

  50. Furd Turgason Says:

    That guy looks like John Stockton. I hate John Stockton.

  51. Travis Says:

    I don’t know why, but I’ve got this weird feeling that the slick hair, New York looking dude over there is going to end up being one of the greatest college coaches of all time, recruiting multiple #1 ranked classes, developing players that I will eventually draft once I own one of these teams, and doing it all with swag. I own this court, along with this game… I am the greatest of all time. Oh wait, that foul was on me? Could have swore Horace got a hand on that.

  52. El CID Says:

    How can Mitch not even interview Petrino?

  53. Roland Says:

    @52 How do you interview someone who will lie to your face and come away with meaningful truth?

  54. JR Says:

    Michael was just thinking if only he was born 20 years earlier he could have played for
    Cal and been drafted 1 insted of 3.

  55. Travis Says:

    Why does that man have so much swag, and why do I even know what swag is? It’s 1998.

  56. jordan sucks Says:

    His lost bet to Cal was the one that resulted in his um, year off to pursue baseball.

  57. Cats in the NBA Says:

    Jordan: “How the hell are you bigger than me 15 years from now?”

  58. Cat Fan in Gainesville Says:

    Is this the blackjack dealer that took 200 large from me last week at the bellagio?

  59. gocats Says:

    I played for the wrong coach. It took me 3 years of college.

  60. J-Hova Says:

    One of these days that mofo is gonna be making Jordan bank.

  61. Rick Says:

    Does drew do anything original? Everything he does us a rehash………..

  62. siduckdynasty Says:

    Calipari: We will beat North Carolina.
    MJ: I knew I should’ve played for you

  63. BigBlueKermit Says:

    What do you mean I don’t poop ice cream?

  64. Tiffany UKGAL-In FL Says:

    Air this MJ!

  65. John Calipari's Amazing One and Done Flying Circus Says:

    “I will make UNC insignificant someday. Recruits won’t want to go there just because you played there. They will come to Kentucky. First to 2,000 wins. Yeah, uh huh. Put that in your briefs and poop some ice cream.”

  66. sunnycat Says:

    I cant come to KY and jack 30 shots a game? WTF? Team player? And I have to play defense?

  67. asdf Says:

    “Can you BELIEVE this guy? Thinks he’s Michael Jordan or something…”

  68. Dee Says:

    “I wish I was more like him”….sigh

  69. Brett Says:

    The force is strong with this one

  70. those spd guys Says:

    I was the greatest ever, until this guy came along developing recruits. Its just not fair.

  71. Rambo Says:

    Like Cal! If I could be like Cal! I wanna be, I wanna be like Cal!

  72. dragonlord741 Says:

    I cannot believe he just pooped in my ice cream…

  73. true story Says:

    “Wish I’d play my college ball for you. Probably would’ve developed a better skill set.”

  74. Big Blue Coming at You Says:

    “Wish he could’ve coached me instead”

  75. WhiteHoward Says:

    “He gets it…”

  76. best1978 Says:

    “I get more trim than that guy.”

  77. LoganBleedsBlue Says:

    “The force is strong with this one.”

  78. wildkats4me2 Says:

    Orangello, I know that’s not your name.

  79. Jason Says:

    You’ll never get championship rings like me, until you go to UK!

  80. TCathers Says:

    If you would have been coaching at Kentucky when I was in college I would have been wearing that Uk Blue!!

  81. Dean Smith Says:

    Get your tidy whitey Fruit-of-the-Looms out of my way.

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