Laettner: “… And so I hit this incredibly lucky, turn around fade. And now the whole state of Kentucky loathes me. Anthony? Anthony! What are you looking at? Are you even slightly interested in what I have to say?”
Laettner: “So tell me about your Team USA experience so far?”
AD: “Well see, this here is a basketball. I have played with it very much since the Olympics have started.”
Laettner: “Oh… well, um… that must be nice.”
AD: “Yeah, its pretty amazing… you wouldn’t understand.”
Laettner: Do you think if Ricky P. was the coach in 92, that i would of played?
Davis: I don’t know dude i wasn’t born yet, but i am sure it would of been a NO!
AD: “You’re the tallest reporter I ever met.”
Laettner: “Don’t you remember me? I’m the guy who made that shot.”
AD: “I wasn’t even conceived yet.”
Laettner: “Oh.” (sniffles, moves on)
Davis:(cutting him off) When I win the NBA championship next year I’m going to retire because after that there will literally be no more trophies that I don’t have. I plan on being in the Hall of Fame by 25 years old. Now go get me some water I’m thirsty!!!
Davis: Your a tall white boy who played for Duke and is very overrated??? hmmmm. I don’t know your first name but your last name must be Plumlee?? Am I close??
Laettnner: Coach K, he’s picking on me again….. and he put his foot on my chest in the lobby too! Make him stop.
Laettner:
So, Anthony, what DOES it feel like to PLAY in the Olympics? NO, really, I don’t know. I sniffed more of M.J. and Magics laundry than I did the court.
AD: It feels good.
Laettner:
What does it feel like to have people like you? NO, really… no one likes me… unless I interview you and pretend to like UK folks making fun of me.
This man went to a final 4 every season he played. Won 2 national titles. Hit the most famous shot in college basketball history in the most famous game in college basketball history. Legend.
Coincidence that he won the Adolph Rupp trophy in 1992…?
Laettner: Isn’t there some way UK fans can learn to like me?
AD: I can’t think of anything… unless maybe we reenact “The Stomp” with my foot on your chest…
“No, I was on the Dream Team and I won two National Titles . . . well, yes, that was before you were born but what does that . . . yes I did play in the NBA, I was a lottery pick! Well, the Timberwolves but what does that have to do with anything . . . its Laettner, L-A-E-T-T-N-E-R, I was . . . you know what, nevermind.”
July 30th, 2012 at 10:47 am
i would have blocked yo A$$ in 92 homie
July 30th, 2012 at 10:48 am
Eyebrows: “Smack that mother effer.”
AD: “Eyebrows, just cool it we both know he wouldn’t have hit that shot over me!”
July 30th, 2012 at 10:50 am
Hey AD, can I borrow a couple grand?
July 30th, 2012 at 10:51 am
Laettner: “… And so I hit this incredibly lucky, turn around fade. And now the whole state of Kentucky loathes me. Anthony? Anthony! What are you looking at? Are you even slightly interested in what I have to say?”
July 30th, 2012 at 10:52 am
You mean you actually got to play in the Olympics? I just carried Jordan’s luggage around.
July 30th, 2012 at 10:53 am
Davis to himself: “Don’t make eye contact with Satan. Don’t make eye contact with Satan.”
July 30th, 2012 at 10:55 am
2) Anthony Davis doesn’t have eyebrows.
July 30th, 2012 at 10:56 am
I know prune juice is helpful old man, but I could you please get off the court so I can play basketball.
July 30th, 2012 at 10:56 am
Laettner: “…so tell me about yourself” Davis:”Damn this dude really is gay.”
July 30th, 2012 at 10:56 am
Laettner: “Lie down and let me stomp on your chest.”
July 30th, 2012 at 10:57 am
Well if you’re set on cramming something I’d rather you use this microphone than that basketball.
July 30th, 2012 at 10:57 am
” Luke, I am your father! “
July 30th, 2012 at 10:58 am
AD: I still hate you.
July 30th, 2012 at 10:58 am
Davis: “Yo Laett, don’t turn around. There is someone in the bleachers with a waxing kit. I got to split on the count of three.”
July 30th, 2012 at 11:00 am
Laettner: “So tell me about your Team USA experience so far?”
AD: “Well see, this here is a basketball. I have played with it very much since the Olympics have started.”
Laettner: “Oh… well, um… that must be nice.”
AD: “Yeah, its pretty amazing… you wouldn’t understand.”
July 30th, 2012 at 11:01 am
No, Christian, you can’t have my jock strap. That’s kinda creepy dude.
July 30th, 2012 at 11:03 am
Laettner: …..so then I hit the shot to win the game and now it plays on highlight real during March.
AD: That shot was pure luck and yes, I would’ve have swatted that thing into the concession area… Honky
July 30th, 2012 at 11:04 am
Laettner: Do you think if Ricky P. was the coach in 92, that i would of played?
Davis: I don’t know dude i wasn’t born yet, but i am sure it would of been a NO!
July 30th, 2012 at 11:05 am
AD: “You’re the tallest reporter I ever met.”
Laettner: “Don’t you remember me? I’m the guy who made that shot.”
AD: “I wasn’t even conceived yet.”
Laettner: “Oh.” (sniffles, moves on)
July 30th, 2012 at 11:09 am
A broke d’bag interviews an Olympian.
July 30th, 2012 at 11:10 am
Davis: Tell me about your NBA career?
Laettner: well…..?????
Davis:(cutting him off) When I win the NBA championship next year I’m going to retire because after that there will literally be no more trophies that I don’t have. I plan on being in the Hall of Fame by 25 years old. Now go get me some water I’m thirsty!!!
Laettner: Yes sir.
July 30th, 2012 at 11:11 am
AD= “Yeah I took Kobe & Lebron’s advice, I don’t listen to sh– that Coach K says”
July 30th, 2012 at 11:13 am
Laettner: Don’t you know who I am?
Davis: Your a tall white boy who played for Duke and is very overrated??? hmmmm. I don’t know your first name but your last name must be Plumlee?? Am I close??
Laettnner: Coach K, he’s picking on me again….. and he put his foot on my chest in the lobby too! Make him stop.
July 30th, 2012 at 11:25 am
Laettner:
So, Anthony, what DOES it feel like to PLAY in the Olympics? NO, really, I don’t know. I sniffed more of M.J. and Magics laundry than I did the court.
AD: It feels good.
Laettner:
What does it feel like to have people like you? NO, really… no one likes me… unless I interview you and pretend to like UK folks making fun of me.
AD: Sigh….
July 30th, 2012 at 11:26 am
Laettner: So you know I am the one who made “The Shot” back in 1992 right?
AD: Yeah, but i would have made you browdown if I was born sooner.
July 30th, 2012 at 11:33 am
Back in ’82 I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile
July 30th, 2012 at 11:39 am
“Anthony, see your future, be your future. Make, make your future Anthony. I’m, I’m a veg, Anthony.”
July 30th, 2012 at 11:47 am
CL: Would you really would have blocked my shot?
AD: That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.
July 30th, 2012 at 11:48 am
This man went to a final 4 every season he played. Won 2 national titles. Hit the most famous shot in college basketball history in the most famous game in college basketball history. Legend.
Coincidence that he won the Adolph Rupp trophy in 1992…?
July 30th, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Laettner: Isn’t there some way UK fans can learn to like me?
AD: I can’t think of anything… unless maybe we reenact “The Stomp” with my foot on your chest…
July 30th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
AD, can I borrow some money? I need some proper attire for this new gig I sucked to get
July 30th, 2012 at 1:45 pm
“No, I was on the Dream Team and I won two National Titles . . . well, yes, that was before you were born but what does that . . . yes I did play in the NBA, I was a lottery pick! Well, the Timberwolves but what does that have to do with anything . . . its Laettner, L-A-E-T-T-N-E-R, I was . . . you know what, nevermind.”
July 30th, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Are you the Plumtree’s daddy?
July 30th, 2012 at 6:47 pm
How did Richie Farmer get seats in the front row over there?
July 30th, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Laettner: “Yeah, I’m the guy who hit that lucky shot against you all!”
Davis: “Christian Watford ain’t old and white.”
July 30th, 2012 at 11:31 pm
Anthony, You know my one shining moment was before you were born?!?
July 31st, 2012 at 7:04 am
L: I stepped on him right there
AD: Let’s head over there and I’ll show how it’s really done.
(See next KSR post)