Laettner: “… And so I hit this incredibly lucky, turn around fade. And now the whole state of Kentucky loathes me. Anthony? Anthony! What are you looking at? Are you even slightly interested in what I have to say?”
Laettner: “So tell me about your Team USA experience so far?”
AD: “Well see, this here is a basketball. I have played with it very much since the Olympics have started.”
Laettner: “Oh… well, um… that must be nice.”
AD: “Yeah, its pretty amazing… you wouldn’t understand.”
Davis:(cutting him off) When I win the NBA championship next year I’m going to retire because after that there will literally be no more trophies that I don’t have. I plan on being in the Hall of Fame by 25 years old. Now go get me some water I’m thirsty!!!
“No, I was on the Dream Team and I won two National Titles . . . well, yes, that was before you were born but what does that . . . yes I did play in the NBA, I was a lottery pick! Well, the Timberwolves but what does that have to do with anything . . . its Laettner, L-A-E-T-T-N-E-R, I was . . . you know what, nevermind.”