Kentucky Sports Radio
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
[Moderated by Matt Jones, Drew Franklin and Tyler Thompson]
It’s been a weird day here at KSR. First, Drew left for vacation, Matt was nice to callers on the radio show, and for some reason, Corey Nichols can only talk in Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics. But the icing on the cake had to be this anonymous email we received, with an unidentified top 2013 recruit’s text message log from last night. Take a look and help us figure out whom it belongs to:
12:01:03 a.m. – “Hey, it’s Tom Izzo from Mich. St. Just wanted 2 say hey and hope u sleep well. Go Spartans!”
12:01:09 a.m. – “Hell, this is Coach Boeheim. So glad to be able to chat. Give us a call when you’re ready to take Fab Melo’s place. 
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12:01:21 a.m. – “This is Roy Williams. I hope I am doing this text messager right. Would love to see you in powder blue and white. Call me and we’ll talk over Co’Colars.”
12:02:04 a.m. – “Pizza Hut plz send cheesy bread and Dr. Pepper. Billy G.”
12:02:35 a.m. – “Hi, this is Coach Rick Pitino. Just wanted to touch base and talk to you about becoming a Louisville Cardinal. L1C4″
12:02:56 a.m. – “Good evening, this is Coach K. Remember me? I’m the one with the stretch limo. We’ll be in touch later today to talk about your future as a Blue Devil.”
12:04:34 a.m. – “Hey buddy, it’s Tom Crean. Just wanted to see if you knew any cheat codes for the new Call of Duty game. I’m hooked! Go Hoosiers!!! ”
12:04:49 a.m. – “Pizzzzza Hit plz send me deep dish supreme 2 will be outside waiting cant fine keys”
12:05:22 a.m. – “It’s Bill Self, head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks. I tried calling, but your phone was turned off. Let us know if you want to come to Lawrence for a game next fall!”
12:06:12 a.m. – “This is Jim Calhoun’s grandson Patrick. He doesn’t use cell phones but wanted me to text you to say hi. Hi.”
12:07:44 a.m. – “Hey, it’s Ben Howland from UCLA. You might be sleeping, but I’m currently at a nightclub being doused in champagne by three hot women in bikinis. Come live the L.A. life with me, Shabazz, and Kyle.”
12:09:23 a.m. – “It’s Crean again, just waiting for you to accept my Call of Duty request on XBOX Live…is this a neutral site thing?? ”
12:15:01 a.m. – “If I sleep on the lawn plz leave pzzia an cheese brd moneys in back pockt.”
12:17:39 a.m. – “Hey man, it’s Brad Stevens from Butler. Yeah, I’m surprised I’m texting you right now, too, but I hear we’re one of the big guys now. Peace.”
12:32:02 a.m. – “Hi, it’s Billy Donovan. Just wanted to say hey and that we’ll be in touch tomorrow. Did you know Erin Andrews went to the University of Florida?”
12:39:23 a.m. – “Crean here. Sittin here waiting for you to accept my CoD request, listening to Jay-Z. Did you know our students made a rap about Indiana? You should check it out.”
12:42:11 a.m. – “Heyyy, it’s Bruce Pearl. I don’t coach anymore, just lonely and want to chat. Let me know if you want to come over for some bbq.”
12:43:52 a.m. – “whres dr peppre pzza hut come on i will cme get it n my golf cart”
12:44:36 a.m. – “You have received a dairy cow in FarmVille from Kevin Stallings. Reply “1″ to receive. Standard text messaging rates apply.”
12:45:00 a.m. – “Hey, it’s Coach O. Here’s our number, call us when you want to be a Natl. Champ.
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June 15th, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Hey guys, sorry for reposting this from the previous comment thread, but I wanted everyone to have the opportunity to check out my latest piece of work for rivals.com. I hope you guys enjoy!
http://imgur.com/Ue3lM
June 15th, 2012 at 3:07 pm
1. Excellent read. I know it’s early yet, but I’m seriously starting to think if we land the Harrison twins in the 2012 class – this could be the deepest recruiting class CAL has ever had.
GO BBN!
June 15th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
I never did get my f’n pizza…..
June 15th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Tomlin’s gonna be so mad when he sees you stole his post idea
June 15th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
“Hey its coach o, come play in the SEC, where espn will overhype you because the rest of the conference doesnt care about basketball.”
June 15th, 2012 at 3:37 pm
hey its coach cal, come to uk and i’ll take you to a final four and then most likely it will be vacated but it won’t be on me.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:42 pm
“Hey its coach hobbs, come to kenSUCKy” /hangs up phone HAHA LOL!
June 15th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
hey its coach rubik cube, sign youre loi with sUcK! ROFLMFAO!!!
June 15th, 2012 at 3:46 pm
“Hey it’s annoying Uk-hater, I don’t have anything better to do then waste all my time on a opposing team’s website. Come to my shitty school that can’t get any attention. HAHA LOL!”
June 15th, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Hey its coach nobody cares from Baylor. We will make it to the NCAA tourney a couple of years and call ourselves relevant.
June 15th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Hey why don’t you come and checkout this campus of ours, as you know I can almost do everything in less than 15 seconds. (Voice VERY shakey)
June 15th, 2012 at 4:12 pm
We have Baylor trolls now? Dang, KSR is really hitting big time…
June 15th, 2012 at 4:15 pm
9. UofL won 10 conference championchips and too national chapionchips this year, does that look shitty too you?
June 15th, 2012 at 4:20 pm
12. Steeplechase, and swimming? NO ONE CARES about your national championships.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Also UK will take our THREE National Titles in Basketball, Cheerleading and Rifle. Lawyered
June 15th, 2012 at 4:27 pm
“Hey buddy, it’s Coach Cal. Let me know which friend of yours from high school you would like to bring with you to UK to be your handler…. I mean student manager. Your allowance of pre-paid debit cards will be sent to him. Welcome to THE not-traditional college program. Oh…I almost forgot. Let me pre-apologize for our douche bag fans. We all know they are a bunch of redneck morons, but we have to throw them a bone and pretend to like them to keep our revenue flowing.”
June 15th, 2012 at 4:28 pm
@10 it’s two not too
June 15th, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Hey it’s Coach Drew. I’ve seen your video on BallisLife. You should come to Baylor and play with a team full of dunk contest winners. We won’t win a meaningful game, but we’ll have an awesome highlight reel at the end-of-year banquet!
June 15th, 2012 at 4:34 pm
15. Get off our “douchebag fan” website. I’m sure you have something better to do, like not winning national championships.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:39 pm
18.) Is that you Kyle Wiltjer??? Which team member of the championship team were you? Ball boy possibly??? LOL
June 15th, 2012 at 4:39 pm
How many times did Gillespie get pulled over while drunk and let go while he was in Lexington? Over/Under 2.5?
June 15th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
19. I actually had to laugh at that one. Mitch would probably keep the shirt he was wearing that night like Monica Lewinski and never wash it. Hell, I know a couple fans that would probably pay for that shirt.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Not sure that is a baylor troll, baylor got in trouble for sending a bunch of texts last year and now the ncaa makes this rule. Kinda sketchy.
June 15th, 2012 at 4:47 pm
almost as bad as cm tomlin, swing and miss
June 15th, 2012 at 6:10 pm
stupid post
June 15th, 2012 at 6:35 pm
20) If you have to reach back to the Gillispie years to insult us….we must be doing something right
June 15th, 2012 at 6:40 pm
That wasn’t very funny. Where is Tomlin when you need him? Or Drew for that matter…oh well, it was a good idea at least just lacked in execution.