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October 31, 2006

Awww to be young and a Quarterback in New York

by @ 10:19 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

First of all lets face facts. Peyton and Eli Manning are not pretty men. Whereas their dad Archie seemed to have been blessed with the look of a handsome Mississippian, Peyton and Eli both look like they spent slightly too much time in the birth canal and both have a sort of distorted, non-centered facial structure. I dont say that to be mean to the guys, but just to highlight to what extent being an NFL player must help with the ladies. Above you see little Eli out with a beautiful young woman and looking as if he is approximately three sheets to the wind and seeking to take on Kyle Orton in the “drunkest NFL quarterback” race that is currently being promoted in the offseason. While I have always had a certain fondness for the Mannings, this picture makes me slightly jealous. Eli is getting ladies of this quality, playing in the NFL and still looking like an idiot. Life is not fair.

And maybe if this picture gets in the right hands, the Jared Lorenzen era can begin officially in New York!

10 Responses to “Awww to be young and a Quarterback in New York”

  1. Tim Says:

    Little Eli,,looks like he’s about 14 years old everytime i see him….

    I’ve seen pic’s of Ben Toothlessburger drunk like this too….LOL

  2. skentucky Says:

    As my dad alway said: “Son, Money makes you handsome. So
    you better do well or you don’t have a prayer with the women.”

    It looks like Eli took my Dad’s advice.

  3. Ricky Bobby Says:

    That chick has devil eyes.

  4. David Says:

    It certainly doesn’t hurt that he’s already a millionaire in his early to mid 20s.

  5. Wyldkatzky Says:

    who gives a crap, if he’s old enough let him drink, I’m sure if you’ve drank before there are worse pictures of you floating around.

  6. What? Says:

    Eli’s Hot!!!!! Best looking QB in the NFL. Above Tom Brady.

  7. Dan Wetzel Says:

    What’s with all the cracker bashing on this site?

  8. T. Walters Says:

    Not that it disqualifies your point, but that picture was actually taken while Eli was still at Ole Miss. Of course,
    it was widely known that he would someday become an NFL quarterback, but he didn’t have that status as of that time.

    The timing also helps to explain how hot the girl is that is in the picture with him. The women at Ole Miss, in case you’ve
    never seen for yourself, are incredible.

  9. KB Says:

    8, Even then he was not only a star player, but also the son of a VERY RICH man. Even if he didn’t play football, daddy’s money would have gotten him babes like that one.

  10. Crow Says:

    I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but I ain’t seen her messin’ round wit’ no broke… Uh hu.

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