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As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

Time to play Catspy’s Fashion Police!

The catspy crew twitter.com/jpolson05/stat…

— Jarrod Polson (@jpolson05) April 24, 2012

Sam Malone: You’ve rocked that look before, at the National Championship. Don’t you know by now never to repeat an outfit??
Kyle Wiltjer: I appreciate the effort to jazz it up with the argyle (although, you could argue it’s skewing a little Carolina…), but with the tie, I fear it’s a bit much.
MKG: You can do no wrong.
Jarrod Polson: Sigh. I love you, but straighten up that tie. Yes, this may just be the Catspy’s and you’re going for that chill boy band nostalgia look, but…just…no.
Brian Long: Goodness, you are skinny. The jeans are a tad too casual, but you make up for it with some Eloy-esque posture.
Twany Beckham: I dig it, although it could be a little too casual for an awards show. I really hope for your sake those are actual glasses, and not fake glasses that people wear to make themselves look smarter.

Darius Miller: Love it, but you’re looking a little like a waiter, in which case, I’ll take another glass of Pinot, please.

Anthony Davis: Bravo, sir. The tailoring is impeccable, no small feat for a man your size, and the tie/shirt color combination is sublime. That is a suit the number one pick in the NBA Draft would wear. #bestdressed

Okay, WTF is Ashley Judd growing?! Are those birds??

With all these gorgeous seedlings to plant, Don’t know if can pull myself away to live tweet! #Missing twitter.com/AshleyJudd/sta…

— ashley judd (@AshleyJudd) April 26, 2012

Hey, it’s your lucky day! “Teach Me Bout Kentucky” is now on iTunes!!

buy my song “Teach Me Bout Kentucky” on iTunes off @WesGrams album The Shoutout portion of proceeds go to charity itunes.apple.com/album/the-shou… RT

— Terrence Jones (@TerrenceJones1) April 26, 2012

Nerlens Noel is already a fan favorite, and he hasn’t even arrived on campus yet. Similiarly, the flat top is a Big Blue Nation sensation, reaching “meme” status with “Where in the World is Nerlens Noel’s flat top” photoshops taking over the web. Here are some of Nerlens’ favorites, which he retweeted this week:

@NerlensNoel3 Has the first Flattop on the moon! twitter.com/Fear_TheFlatto…

— Fear The Flattop (@Fear_TheFlattop) April 26, 2012

Who ever made this was a big star wars fan.. @NerlensNoel3 twitter.com/Fear_TheFlatto…

— Fear The Flattop (@Fear_TheFlattop) April 26, 2012

Ever wonder what @NerlensNoel3 would look like as in Avatar? Now you know! #FearTheFlattop twitter.com/Fear_TheFlatto…

— Fear The Flattop (@Fear_TheFlattop) April 26, 2012

After Nerlens tweeted a picture of Ryan Harrow‘s new “Gumby flat top,” he tried to get Alex Poythress on the flat top train as well…sadly, Alex said no, but maybe hairdo history will repeat itself?

@NerlensNoel3 yo I don’t know about all that lol I slick had a little box one time.

— Alex Poythress (@AlexTheGreat22) April 24, 2012

Aaron Boyd approves of Ryan’s new ‘do:

ryan harrow is the new lil penny.

— Aaron Boyd™ (@Oh_Boyd) April 24, 2012

Even Stevie Johnson‘s kid is rocking the flat top:

#teamflattop

I guess I shouldn’t invite Doron Lamb to our pig roast this summer?

Yet, he has no problem devouring bacon and sausage? #confused

Complain about the players charging for 8″x10″ signed pictures all you want, but MKG didn’t have to do this:

I’ll be in Etown Saturday April 27th at Towne Mall from 1130-130. First 100 uniformed soldiers receive free signed 8×10

— Mike Kidd-Gilchrist (@MikeGillie14) April 25, 2012

Sigh…are you sure we can’t keep him?

This quilt is amazing. Well done, lady.

Somebody’s cranky:

@kwiltj u really think anyone cares? Like do u think people woke up this morning and wanted to hear about your classes? Kyle get over urself

— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) April 26, 2012

Please tell me Blazer Market is a market full of blazers. #newsuits!

Walked into Blazer Market with 587 flex dollars. Let’s see hop much I can spend…. @jpolson05 anyone who wants something come thru

— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) April 25, 2012

Okay, apparently not, according to this picture from Kyle Wiltjer:

Blazers would have been much cooler. Just sayin’.

OH! So this is why Brian Long wore jeans to the Catspy’s…

I don’t own a single pair of dress pants…

— Brian Long (@BrianLong32) April 23, 2012

Maybe Brandon Weems should take him shopping, since hes continues to be one of the best dressed men in the business. Watch out, Chip Cosby!

Anthony Davis threw out the first pitch at the UK baseball game this past weekend and enjoyed it so much he’s thinking about a career change:

I felt like a Natural out on the mound today. Maybe I should drop basketball and pursue a career in baseball… What does everyone think?

— Anthony Davis (@AntDavis23) April 22, 2012

Something tells me this is one of the tamer photos from Josh Hopkins and Rex Chapman‘s night:

Why do I say that? This:

Whoever invented masturbation, I want to shake his ha… err… Thank a lot.

— Josh Hopkins (@MrJoshHopkins) April 20, 2012

Hey Magic fans: Daniel Orton is sorry.

Gotta apologize to the fans and my teammates. Ive failed in everything that was asked of me the past two games Im extremely sorry. Love yall

— Daniel Orton (@danielorton21) April 23, 2012

Maybe Mark Krebs‘ psyche is telling him to be a security guard? Just don’t eat Michelangelo’s pizza, bro.

Had a dream last night that I was with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but they asked me to stay back and guard their stuff??? Wtf is that?

— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) April 23, 2012

As soon as I saw Ron Mercer admit he watches the Oxygen channel, I had to look “Snapped” up…turns out it’s about female serial killers. It would have been much funnier if it were actually about sassy women snapping and “mhmm”ing, like I imagined in my head.

Watching SNAPPED on the oxygen channel. Fellas better watch out

— Ron Mercer (@rmercer33) April 22, 2012

#kentuckytrafficproblems

Ok so I’m in traffic and the new report is that a gaggle of geese are the problem??? For 30 mins? Holy sh*t.

— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 25, 2012

There’s nothing I love more than an awkward moment, so thank you, Jeremy Jarmon, for sharing:

Awkward moment explaining why 1 flavor remains(complete) in the carton of neopolitan ice cream.

— Jeremy Jarmon (@DoubleJJ90) April 21, 2012

Anyone wanna take bets on which flavor it was?

Really, Morgan Newton?

If y’all aren’t watching abc family right now, not sure we can be cool. #justsayin

— Morgan Newton (@monewt12) April 14, 2012

This week’s “Tweet that Makes You Go ‘Aww’” goes to Winston Guy, who is hoping to hear some good news in the NFL draft over the next few days. His motivation?

The things I have to do to take care of this lil beautiful man right here. twitter.com/WinstonGuyJr21…

— Winston Guy Jr.™ (@WinstonGuyJr21) April 22, 2012

Awh. Just stop it.

BOOKIE ALERT! Bookie would now like to be known as “bookie3_flya,” not “bookie3_ymcmb” now, thank you very much. Why?

Why must I be FLYA like I be? Ohh Yeah i forgot I’m Kid FLYA MAN but anyway I’m bout swap out my Gucci and put that burberry back on,,FLYA

— Bookie aka Flya (@bookie3_FLYA) April 22, 2012

FLYA later. Until then, RT plz?