Texas Tech basketball fans are going crazy for Billy Clyde. Â Fans are begging Texas Tech administration to hire our former head coach to replace Pat “Don’t Call Me Daddy’s Boy” Knight, who is 48-awful at Tech. Â The fans are even bringing up Billy Gillispie’s win over the Harlem Globetrotters at UTEP (which snapped the Globetrotters’ 298-game streak) as a selling point. Â And if that’s not ludicrous enough for you, you could always buy a ‘Get Gillispie’ t-shirt to show your support…
“E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org for the official GetGillispie.com t-shirts.”
I’m buying oneÂ because ‘Get Gillispie’ is a common phrase amongst my friends in Lexington:
“Let’s go out and Get Gillispie tonight. Â I’ll buy the first round.” Â Or, “I woke up in my own vomit on some random couch on campus. Â I’m never Getting Gillispie again.”
Good luck, Red Raiders!