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Of course Auburn has a cheer sheet…


Auburn has managed to sell out their arena in anticipation for tonight’s game against Kentucky. John Calipari warned that it would be Auburn’s Super Bowl, Bat Night, etc. But did he mention cheer sheets? Here’s a look at Auburn’s “cheer sheet” for tonight’s game. Thanks to KSR reader Cooper Headley for providing us with the inside scoop.

On the sheet, they compare Kentucky to Alabama football by saying “because you’re most likely to find their most recent trophies at the local Wal-mart, and about 0.2% of their fans actually went to the school.” I must have missed the national championship trophy the last time that I was at Wal-mart. But I do recall seeing a good portion of the national championship floor in the new state-of-the-art, sparkling locker room.

 

Article written by Ally Tucker

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75 responses to “Of course Auburn has a cheer sheet…”

  1. Jerry Maguire's Memo

    Ignorance is THIS^^^

  2. Kneel

    Pretty sure the entire city of Auburn, Alabama has a total IQ of 17. I wouldn’t be throwing around intelligence jokes if I were them.

  3. JoshCarrier

    Does anyone know of an online link to watch tonight’s game besides thefirstrow.eu, There are too many popups on there to use for my TV. Any help would be appreciated.

  4. Jerry Maguire's Memo

    Whoever wrote that probably believes 0.2% is actually two percent.

  5. Gypsy Robyn

    Alabama’s football team displayed their national championship trophy at local Walmarts around the state…they’re trying to slam both KY & Bama. Whatever, Auburn is Alabamas little brother…sound familiar?

  6. Ryan

    But they’re still about dead on with the percentage.

  7. kingrex

    I know three people who went to Auburn for grad school. Two were severely depressed by the town and the atmosphere and simply could not wait to leave. Just saying.

  8. dcgirl

    How is this a “cheer sheet”? Are they planning on reciting that in unison?

  9. ryan

    how is this any different that the “know your enemy” post KSR does before every game?

  10. Roland

    About .000002% of Auburn grads cheer or care for their basketball team.

  11. Jason

    lol love how they put Noel in there, Cam Newton says hi

  12. jryan

    Where did Cam Newton play???? I’d leave ethics out if I was Auburn

  13. UK students

    A couple UK girls will be wearing blue in the Auburn student section!

  14. notamused

    this is not even creative at all wow I have seen better at many high school games

  15. ShelbyCatFan

    6) that would every fanbase in the country….

  16. knott co cat

    how many national championships do these auburn clowns have thats right 0 and thats all they will ever have

  17. Rixter

    Not only Cam Newton, but didnt Auburn once meet with Bobby Petrino in secret about a head coaching job that wasn’t vacant?

  18. Austin

    Is that true about Frankie Sullivan, I haven’t seen the actual numbers but that seems a little exaggerated

  19. kingrex

    Jason – Thank you!

  20. Blue Troll

    What’s wrong with the sheet? Sure their numbers are off a bit. It’s more like 20% of their fans have been to school. Have you all been to Eastern Kentucky? Then you know that’s for real.

  21. Jason

    (Different one than above)

    They do bring up a good point. Noel does have hair like Gerald from Hey Arnold. I don’t understand the problem with that, Gerald was cool.

  22. Jonathan

    I wish that all the people in Eastern Kentucky rooted for West Virginia or something. Those hillbillies give our program and the whole state a bad name. Can you imagine how nice Kentucky would be without all of our tax money going down into that god forsaken place.

  23. blueman

    Auburn=State of Alabama’s UofL.

  24. gocats!

    WOAH! They have so much dirt on UK! HOW DID THEY FIND OUT JULIUS MAYS TRANSFERRED?!?!? Secret is out guys, it was a good run.
    THIS is the dirt they came up with? Auburn is sad.

  25. blueballs

    JoshCarrier try Atdhe.net its good

  26. King Blue

    22. Yes! Eastern Kentucky is a leech on the rest of the State. Heck they are leeches on society in general. The make the whole country a worse place. Maybe we could sell the dump of a region to China or something.

  27. bdown

    @3, I’m pretty sure the game is on espn3. Go to watchespn.com and you should be able to watch it there with no problems.

  28. Joe

    Jonathan why don’t you leave the state & go root for another team. You sound like you sniff your own farts, snotty prick!

  29. Joe

    Eff you too king blue!

  30. King Blue

    29. Joe you must be a hillbilly. Did your monthly check run out already? I think I hear your sister calling you.

  31. Troll

    Is it true that most people from the mountains only school to the 8th grade?

  32. Lexington

    I love it when the local news has to put subtitles on the screen when they talk to someone from Eastern Kentucky. I just shake my head. Our wonderful welfare dollars at work.

  33. Rick

    Hey! I travel to the mountain counties all the time. I will tell you that every stereotype that you hear about those places are absolutely true! I’ve been to a few third world countries that are better off than some of the towns in the mountains.

  34. mike

    Anyone has a link for the game?

  35. Anchorage Cat

    We lived in Alabama for several years, and we have many Auburn fan friends. Auburn fans are mostly great people, but many of them do mock Alabama for having fans who never attended the school. Looks like they feel the same way about Kentucky. It’s pretty rich given that trailor parks are the preferred off-campus student housing at Auburn (no joke).

  36. Eastern Kentucky Proud

    Why don’t you guys come to eastern Kentucky for a day or two. Hell stay at my place. Your ignorance of the mountain region is absolutely laughable. Are there poor folks? Absolutely. Do we care? Absolutely not. Money isn’t everything.

  37. Rick

    36. You got extra room in that trailer for 2 people?

  38. Mary

    King blue and Jonathan
    Just wanted to say THANK YOU for your tax money it purchased our season football and basketball tickets!!! We sit court side at Rupp and on the 45 yard line in Commonwealth!!!! Oh BTW we live in Eastern Kentucky and my husband makes 200k a year!!! We make our K club donations just like any other fan!!!!So when you refer to Eastern Ky please don’t say all negative things not all of us live off the government and I am sure your tax money goes to people in the area you life in!!! People live off the government in every county in our state!!!!!

  39. blueisblood

    @22, You can go straight to hell!! Lots of good people from Eastern Ky. What an idiot.

  40. HAIL MARY

    I AM COOPER’S ARCH ENEMY

  41. Jeff foxworthy

    #38 you might be a redneck if u use a sports forum to proclaim how much $$ yore hubby makes. Meth dealers don’t count

  42. Mary

    Say all of this to Oscar Combs, Tim Couch or John Pelphrey all of which came from Eastern Kentucky

  43. Jonathan

    38. Mary, I heard there was good money in making Meth. I didn’t know it was that good.

  44. Rick

    42. I noticed that none of those players live in Eastern Kentucky now that they have a choice. I wonder why?

  45. Mary

    #41 You mad bro????

  46. Mary

    # 42 I guess they like living around assholes like you!!!!

  47. Mary

    #44 I guess they like living around assholes like you!!!!

  48. Sir Pizza

    I bet my trailer is nicer than yours!!!

  49. Sir Pizza

    well i guess i better go feed these east ky chickens before that thar ball game comes on

  50. Troll

    You might have me on the trailer, but I’ll bet my 1990 Geo Storm is better than yours!

  51. Mary

    I bet the Eastern Ky bashers do not support coal or would not fight for their country either!!! They probably drive a Prius!!!

  52. mr nice guy

    if u dont like east ky, u can kiss my HILLBILLY ASS

  53. Blue hair

    What will it take for the regular UK fans to get you folks from Eastern Kentucky to root for Tennesse?

  54. Fox worthy

    #45 no, not mad. Just amused by white trash that just can’t wait to tell anyone who would listen how much $ they make, or daddy makes, or hubby makes. U stay in the double wide and make pies all day while hubby cooks the meth? Money don’t make ya honey. Sarah palin said it best….put lipstick on a pig and its still a pig

  55. Hillbilly queen

    We should cut the moonshine flow off!!! Last time I was in Lexington for a game all of the classy rich folks from Lexington was at the moonshine lodge begging for a good ole pike county slushie!!!!

  56. rixter

    24, they forgot to mention that Mays GRADUATED from Wright State…. then again, I doubt they understand that concept.

  57. Hillbilly queen

    What would it take for Eastern Kentucky fans to get you Big City thing your better Pricks to cheer for Louisville!! You would fit in good!!!! They make fun of God’s people just like you are!!!!

  58. Jonathan

    52. I don’t like it, period. I’m not alone. The rest of the state secretly wishes you all didn’t exist, but you do, and because of that you embarrass us all and the program included. Look at the Auburn sheet above. It’s because of you freaking hillbillies that we get that reputation. JUST GO AWAY. WE DON’T WANT YOU.

  59. Rick

    57. Huh? Can you type that again, but in English this time?

  60. mr nice guy

    @54 if i put lipstick on u, are u still an asshole?

  61. Mary

    #54 if you feel money don’t make you then why are you bitching saying Eastern Ky people are taking all of your tax money!!!! I work and pay taxes too!!!!

  62. Worthy fox

    #60 ooh cue dueling banjos. I don’t care where u put lipstick, but sorry, I’m not interested in ur gay advances

  63. Worthy fox

    61 actually, I’m not the same guy giving u shit under 10 different names and I couldn’t care less if u live in eastern ky or Istanbul, no one cares how much hubby makes. If u gotta tell everybody then u don’t come from it. P/ out

  64. Mary

    #63 if you don’t care why have you been so rude and said such negative things when you actually know nothing about me or my roots!!! I was only saying how much it made to let those people making fun know that people that live on eastern ky make good money and pay taxes like everyone else! Just because their is a few bad apples on the tree does not make the whole tree bad! Not everyone here is like that! I also do not sell or make meth!!!

  65. Mary

    #66 can you give me a website showing these so called facts!!!

  66. Matt jones

    I am from eastern kentucky

  67. theSkinny81

    The Tards are out in force tonight! On a UK site, no less…. They cannot handle success.

  68. settle down...

    Sheesh some of you guys are getting bad at spotting trolls…

  69. Myles

    You wanna talk about Mary using this site to discuss her husband’s income well what about you jackass’s getting on a sports forum called KENTUCKY sports radio, to bash your state. the website is not called central kentucky sports forum, or western kentucky sports forum. The word KENTUCKY covers from Paducah to Pike county the whole state is beautiful, and all towns and counties have they’re bad places idc where you are. Whether your in ky or ny all places have there good and bad spots. I could take you to some pretty trashy areas in lex. By the way cal is a huge supporter of Eastern ky and there coal market he was at my brothers coal mine not long ago, stating that his grandfather was a coal miner. Also kentucky athletics biggest financial support is eastern ky. Joe craft sound familiar ya ever heard of the craft center, and all his money comes from the beautiful mountains of eastern ky he owns coal mines that’s how he gets all his money to support ky athletics. All I’m saying is stop dissing your own state were all ky fans BBN to me has no segregation no Matter where you live! I live in Oklahoma born and raised in Danville ky and I’m proud of my home state from the west tip to the very eastern half. When it all comes down to it when the balls being tossed up for tip off were all cheering for the cats. So why don’t we all be proud of our team and love all fans matter where they live!

  70. Myles

    Oh yea and who came up with the rule you have to go to a school before you can become a fan of it? I guess that means Drake and lebron are no longer aloud to be UK fans.

  71. Jaybird

    71, thank you. Come on people, true BBN fans wouldn’t turn this thread into a cannibal fest. Don’t let somebody with a neck tattoo come on here in disquise and get our fans to start bashing on each other. They have to fake being true blue because they’re too embarrassed to come on here and own the fact that they’re just frustrated because they can only hold the number one ranking in the nation during regular season for a grand total of one week in their program history. That’s one week in their entire history. Wow, didn’t even get a chance to wash their new shirts. Poor little fellas. Cut em some slack.

  72. Jeremy

    In the 60’s Eastern KY’s poverty was featured in the national news. These poverty lines were blurred by Frankfort to include Central Ky so most of the federal money never made it to its intended target. Also, a percentage of the coal severance tax was supposed to be sent back to its origins in eastern KY but has been stolen as well by Frankfort to pay for projects in Louisville and Lexington and state buget shortfalls. Eastern Ky was the economic center of the state in the early 1900’s and they have been raped of their mineral rights, federal aid and coal tax for the better part of the last 100 years! More importantly, KY mined more coal during WW2 than all the all states combined. Coal is a key ingredient used in the production of steel which fueled this country to victory over the Axis of Evil. All you Eastern KY bashers should drive down I75 south and drop to you knees and kiss the a$$e$ of the miners who are one of the main reasons you are not speaking German and Japanese right now!

  73. Jeremy

    In the 60′s Eastern KY’s poverty was featured in the national news. These poverty lines were blurred by Frankfort to include Central Ky so most of the federal money never made it to its intended target. Also, a percentage of the coal severance tax was supposed to be sent back to its origins in Eastern KY but has been stolen as well by Frankfort to pay for projects in Louisville and Lexington and state budget shortfalls. Eastern Ky was the economic center of the state in the early 1900′s and they have been raped of their mineral rights, federal aid and coal tax for the better part of the last 100 years! More importantly, KY mined more coal during WW2 than all the all states combined. Coal is a key ingredient used in the production of steel which fueled this country to victory over the Axis of Evil. All you Eastern KY bashers should drive down I75 south and drop to you knees and kiss the a$$e$ of the miners who are one of the main reasons you are not speaking German and Japanese right now!

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  75. Blueondabayou

    I think Ashley Judd is originally from Eastern Kentucky