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September 14th, 2014

UL Set out to Create the “UL Version of Matt Jones”…This is What they Got


A couple of months ago, I was told by a friend that UL was creating the “UL version of Matt Jones to take him down on the Louisville airwaves.” I found the statement rather funny for a variety of reasons, primarily because it was clear to me they had no idea what they were doing. I was told they wanted a radio person who could “crush John Calipari on a daily basis and expose all of the UK lies being promoted.” The UL Athletic Department then shopped him around to a variety of stations (including those in my building) and after being turned down by most, found a place for him to practice his craft. Tom Jurich and company, after trying for years to get me off the Louisville airwaves, now finally had their answer (or so they thought). But therein lies the problem…the success of KSR is not due to the fact that I make fun of UL (although I occasionally do), but because of UK’s rabid fanbase and our connection with them through this site and the show. From day one, I knew the enterprise would be a failure, which it will be.

Then I found out that Louisville picked John Ramsey (pictured above) as the “UL Matt Jones”. I dont know much about John except that he is on tv here locally, always looks overly tanned and is usually hawking some form of impotence pill. Over the years in conversations with him, I found him generally pleasant, although lacking in anything resembling an interesting personality. Over the past month or so he has been on local radio blasting me, and occasionally I would hear second-hand something he would say. His go-to moves seem to be suggesting that I look like Opie/Howdy Doody (which showcases just how current his references are) and inferring that I am gay. While neither is true (although a girl did once call me here “blue-eyed Opie” in law school), they both showcase just how clever everyones favorite juiced up dad can be. Then I got sent this article on Ramsey and the video below…his introduction to being the “UL Matt Jones” via making fun of UK, its fans, Oscar Combs and me…it is a train wreck:

Hear that laughing sound? Nah, me either. The humor seems to be that UK fans have country accents, Dick Gabriel’s name is “Dick” and Wynonna Judd is fat…all very clever notions. But there you have it folks…the “UL Matt Jones” at work. Little brother has arrived on the airwaves…they are just as lame as you imagined.

CJ Johnson and Ryan Flannigan stop by the BBM Campout


The Big Blue Madness Campout doesn’t officially begin until tomorrow morning, but campers have been lining up across the street from Memorial Coliseum since Sunday night. This morning, UK defensive tackle CJ Johnson and linebacker Ryan Flannigan stopped by to see the campers and pose for a few pictures. Knowing CJ Johnson, he probably told a few jokes, too.

With the football team on a bye week, I hope we see more football players mingling with fans at the campout. Maybe they can convince fans to pick up some tickets to the Vandy game along with their Madness tickets. $20 general admission tickets are still available for the Vandy game, and you can only get them by calling the Ticket Office at 1-800-928-2287 or going down there in person. #PackCommonwealth #NoExcuses

Apparently Carlton Banks Knows More Than One Dance


Monday night was the season premier of Dancing With The Stars on ABC. This season, the cast of “stars” include such names as Randy Couture, Lolo Jones, Michael Waltrip and Antonio Sabato, Jr.  However, the breakout performer after Monday night’s debut episode is one Mr. Alfonso Ribeiro.  You may know him as the host of Game Show Network’s “Catch 21″ -OR- you might remember him as the tied-sweater around the neck wearing, Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.  And it’s very easy to say that Alfonso killed it last night, check it out:

Ribeiro racked up the highest score of the night with a 36/40.  You know it must be gratifying for ole’ Carlton to have success on Dancing With The Stars after being known for just one dance his entire life.  Any time you normally see the face of Alfonso Ribeiro, all you can think of are the tones of Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”, and Ribeiro doing the “Carlton Dance”.  But good for him, hopefully he will stay on the show long enough for them to make him to do the “Carlton”, and looking at the cast list, I’m sure he’ll be on for the remainder of the series.  That is, if he can figure out the treadmill…



John Calipari will visit Malik Monk and Skal Labissiere today

Picture via ZagsBlog

John Calipari’s trek across America continues, and today, he’ll watch 2016 shooting guard Malik Monk play in Bentonville, Arkansas as well as visit 2015 center Skal Labissiere in Olive Branch, Mississippi. Evan Daniels is reporting that Skal will host Calipari on an in-home visit at some point today. Skal will take an official visit to Kentucky starting on Friday.

Memphis is still considered the favorite for Skal, whose high school career may be over after he was ruled ineligible by the Tennessee Secondary School Athletic Association last week. His final six schools are North Carolina, Tennessee, Baylor, Georgetown, Kentucky and Memphis.

Mark Stoops wants the stadium packed for the Vandy game

Photo by Clay Jackson/

Photo by Clay Jackson/

Mark Stoops just wrapped up another awesome appearance on Kentucky Sports Radio, and after breaking down the Florida game, he told Matt and Ryan that he wishes his team wasn’t on a bye week right now. “I want to go. I told the team, I don’t want to hear that ‘we’re drained, it’s a late game, it’s emotional, it’s physical’–bull. I wanted to get back to work and we’re gonna get out there and have three great practices,” Stoops said. “It is what it is and we’ll deal with it. We have more in our tank, and our players have more, they have more in their preparation and we can play better.”

Stoops admitted that he’s still frustrated the Cats didn’t pull off the win in Gainesville, but said it’s more incentive to snap another streak of SEC losses against Vandy. “I wanted to win that game so bad for our team and what we’re doing. I really do because of our fan base and you hear it in stories, and I say I don’t listen to it, but the streak, this and that, it was ticking me off. And I wanted to win that game and I wanted to deliver for the fans,” Stoops said. “We’re going to try the best to do our part and put out a good quality football team and compete at a high level, and when we do, I want that stadium packed.”

Make it happen, BBN. $20 general admission tickets are still available for the Vandy game, and you can only get them by calling the Ticket Office at 1-800-928-2287 or going down there in person. #PackCommonwealth #NoExcuses

Wake Forest sends UK recruit a Kim Kardashian photoshop

Kengera Daniel is a three-star defensive end from Raleigh, North Carolina, and currently, Kentucky is among his favorites, along with Alabama, Florida State, Louisville, Miami, Michigan, NC State, Tennessee, UVA, and Wake Forest. Daniel is considered the 23rd best weak-side defensive end in the 2015 class, and his Crystal Ball currently sits at 81% UK, 10% Florida State, 5% Wake Forest, and 5% Alabama. Wake Forest may seem like the outlier among those schools, but the Demon Deacons are still in it because they’re close to home. This morning, Wake threw a Hail Mary when they sent Daniel this Kim Kardashian photoshop.

Now, there’s A LOT going on here. First, the photoshopping is pretty amateur, but I found Wake Forest trying to call the ACC “the real power conference in college football” much more offensive. The “KimGera,” a spoof of “Kimye,” is laughable, as is the fact that an esteemed academic institution such as Wake Forest has resorted to using Kim Kardashian as a recruiting object. As far as famous people recruiting photoshops go, the Beyonce one Tennessee sent Shy Tuttle was much better.

Good job, good effort, Wake.

Why did Antonio Blakeney really decommit from Louisville?

Late last night, news broke that Antonio Blakeney has reopened his recruitment after committing to Louisville eleven days ago. This led to a meltdown in the Card Nation on Twitter and rumors swirled as to why Blakeney decommitted, with 247 Sports’ Jerry Meyer tweeting it was “shoe company related.” Blakeney’s high school coach Alex Jackson spoke to the Courier-Journal’s Steve Jones this morning and denied that shoe companies had anything to do with it, and Blakeney simply told him he wanted to take more visits and felt he had rushed his decision. The shoe company argument in recruiting has lost a lot of steam recently, as several top prospects, like the Harrison Twins and Andrew Wiggins, have gone against their “shoe allegiance” when picking colleges, but it’s a convenient excuse for Blakeney decommitting from Louisville, right?

Meyer is also reporting that Blakeney will take official visits to Kentucky, LSU, Oregon, and Missouri. Another interesting wrinkle in the story happened Sunday, when Malik Newman and Blakeney spoke via phone. Newman denies this had anything to do with Blakeney’s decommitment, but the two are close and Newman is one of  UK’s top targets in 2015. However, Blakeney is also close with Ben Simmons, the number one player in the class who is currently committed to LSU. He’s considered the third best shooting guard in the country, and Cal’s currently laying the groundwork for the 2015 class, so stay tuned…

Stooooooooooooops!! (Tuesday Show Thread)


Good morning and welcome to the Tuesday edition of Kentucky Sports Radio. Today, Mark Stoops will stop by the Lexington studios around 11:05 a.m. to talk about his team’s three overtime thriller against Florida and what he’s looking forward to the rest of the season. There’s plenty of other stuff to talk about before then, including the Big Blue Madness campout and how a certain top recruit decommitted from Louisville last night. Does that mean the Cats are back in the picture? Tune in to find out.

Join in on the fun by calling (502) 571-1080.

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BTI’s Rants and Ramblings: Tim Couch had some fun with Vanderbilt

Tim Couch started twice against Vanderbilt in his career.  Things went pretty well:

1997: 17-36, 168 yards, 1 TD (Kentucky 21, Vanderbilt 10)
1998: 44-53, 492 yards, 5 TD (Kentucky 55, Vanderbilt 17)
Combined: 61-89, 660 yards, 6 TD (Kentucky 2, Vanderbilt 0)

KSR’s Top Ten Tweets of the Day


Alton Strupp | Courier-Journal

Alton Strupp | Courier-Journal

As Kyle Tucker said, this pic is proof that Andrew CAN smile. We will focus most of our attention on relevant Kentucky sports-centric tweets but, as per usual, there are no limits to our madness. You, the KSR fans, can also participate in our top-10 tweet countdown by using hashtags such as #BBN #KSR #KSRTopTen, or by tweeting @KySportsRadio.


#10 Nick Roush

But our #1 class!!??



#9 Doron Lamb




#8 King Tyler D




#7 Ryan Lemond

Anchor DOWN.



#6 Drew Frog

Steve <3



#5 Patrick Towles

Noon kickoff=no problem.



#4 Terry Brown

Good effort.



#3 Alen Nukic

Guy in front looks like he’s seen some $*#! (Sypher-Pitino?)



#2 BBN Sports Talk

Courthouse or it didn’t happen.



#1 Stephen Wilson

If it were Indiana–banner.


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Surge’s Tuesday News and Views

Did you hear the news??? Surge is back! Yes, SURGE IS BACK. The popular, potentially deadly soft drink from my youth is available for consumption again, Coca-Cola announced on Monday. It is being sold exclusively on for $14 dollars for a 12-pack of 16-ounce cans in the original packaging, although it is currently sold out thanks to 30-year-old men across America.

Surge burst onto the scene in 1997 as a “fully loaded citrus soda with carbos,” Coke’s attempt to dethrone Mountain Dew. It saw a little success before retailers began dropping it from its stock and school districts banned it from vending machines. It returned today thanks to a popular Facebook page called the Surge Movement.

Now who wants to race across couches?


UK and Vandy will kick off at noon.

It was announced on Monday that Kentucky’s September 27 home game against the ‘Dores will kick off at 12:00 ET in Lexington. It will be televised on the SEC Network.

UK will be healthy for the Vandy game.

On his weekly call-in radio show, Mark Stoops said the team is in pretty good shape following the Florida game. Braylon Heard and Javess Blue have recovered from Week 1 ankle injuries and he expects his offensive tackles to be back at full strength when Vanderbilt comes to town. As for his two injured wide receivers, Jeff Badet and Alex Montgomery, Stoops expects Montgomery to be back on the field soon but Badet still needs time before he can return.

You can buy an upper-level general admission ticket for $20.

UK is selling uppers for the Vandy game to football fans for 20 dollars. And if you’re too good for the upper level, there are some lower level reserved seats for 50. Stop by the UK ticket office or call 1-800-928-2287 to claim yours before Big Blue Nation gobbles them all up. That game is lining up to be UK’s first conference win since 2011, so let’s pack the house to show our support for the rising program.

Yahoo’s Adrian Wojnarowski went at Coach K.

It’s safe to say Adrian Wojnarowski will not be receiving a Christmas card from the Kryzewszszskis this year. Yahoo’s NBA writer wrote a pretty scathing article on how Krysewsksiiski uses his position with USA Basketball to benefit himself and Duke basketball. At one point Wojo writes, “As much as ever, USA Basketball has been co-opted into a Krzyzewski leverage play for the Duke Blue Devils. If that doesn’t rile Kentucky’s John Calipari, wait until the Duke coach is credited for DeMarcus Cousins’ maturity with the Sacramento Kings this season.”

Read it here.

The exhibition against Georgetown moved to Sunday, November 9.

Kentucky basketball’s second exhibition game of the season has been rescheduled for Sunday, November 9. The game was originally scheduled for Friday, November 7 but it has been pushed back two days. It will tip at 7:00 pm ET and will air on the SEC Network.

Antonio Blakeney was on the phone with Malik Newman before he decommitted from Louisville.

24 hours before he announced he is no longer committed to Louisville, Antonio Blakeney was on the phone with Malik Newman, one of Kentucky’s top targets in the class. Who knows what the two five-star guards talked about (probably shoes) but one may speculate there was a little persuasion to consider playing together in college. I like to think Newman called him and said, “Hey Antonio, how are you? Good. I love that movie too. So I was thinking… You wanna go to Kentucky and share a backcourt with me? Louisville is terrible.” Yeah, that’s exactly how it went.

I never believed I could play D-line in college football, and then I saw this guy.

I can do that.

Mark Stoops will be a guest on Kentucky Sports Radio radio Tuesday morning.

Fresh off the loss to Florida and enjoying his team’s bye week, Mark Stoops will stop by the Lexington studio to talk football with KSR. Stoops will go on the program around 11:05 am to lead off the second hour with a review of the first three games of the season and what lies ahead. Tune in.


Antonio Blakeney decommits from Louisville

Not even two weeks after committing to the University of Louisville, Antonio Blakeney is no longer committed to the University of Louisville. The third-ranked shooting guard in the 2015 class announced he is opening his recruitment back up to consider other schools. Kentucky, LSU and Missouri were in his final four when he chose the Cards on September 4.

Go get him, Cal.

KSR Wants YOU (or Someone Like You) To Come and Write With Us


It is that time again…KSR is looking for NEW WRITERS to join our team. This used to be an annual ritual, but in recent years due to the size of our staff, we have not done it as often. But with what we expect to be a HUGE year in UK basketball and some growth of the site coming in 2015, it is time once again for us to reach out and add new faces. As in years past, we are looking to add some college students who want to get experience and write about UK sports, while seeing if a career in sports media is for them. But in addition, for the first time in a few years, we are also looking for non-college students who simply want to write about UK sports as a side hobby. This is how all of the full-time writers at KSR got their start and we want to give others the opportunity to get on board.

This year we are looking specifically for three types of writers:


Over the years, we have had a strong group of college writers, many of whom have moved on to do great things. Since we started our college program, we have had a number of our people go on to full time jobs in sports media, receive internships with organizations such as ESPN, CBS Sports, GQ and the Nashville Predators and many more. It is time to add a new group here. If you are a college student and you are interested in covering UK sports, we would like you to apply. When applying, include which sports you would be most interested in covering and any particularized knowledge you might have on a subject (whether it is a sport, recruiting, inside information, etc). We will give slight priority to students who attend UK or a college very close by (such as Transy, EKU, Centre, etc), but if the writing is good enough, we will look at other schools as well (we have had writers from Vandy, Yale, Davidson, etc too). If you are interested, please just include in your application email (along with the other things listed below) the Subject heading “COLLEGE STUDENT”.

Non-College Student Writers

KSR was built by, first the group of my friends and I that started this site now nearly a decade ago, and then afterwards, people in other careers who did this as a hobby and made the transition into writing full time. Writers from me, to Thomas Beisner to Drew Franklin to Tyler Thompson to BTI, etc have started doing this as a side project for fun and have made it a career. In addition, writers ranging from Bomani Jones to Chris Tomlin to Andrew McCarthy, etc have made this a part of their writing career and now write in many other forums as well. For the past three years, we have not added any non-student additions, but it is now time once again. What we are looking for is simple…creative, smart, funny, good writers with KSR sensibilities who love UK sports. If that is you, then this is the place. A love for UK sports is crucial, but you also need to know how to navigate the internet looking for great content, how to write at a creative level AND HAVE THE TIME to devote to doing it well. What this site needs more than anything is 2-3 really good writers who can meet the standard of KSR at its best. This is what we are looking for now. If it is your thing and you excel, you might end up changing careers…or you might simply have a great time doing something you love on the side. Either way, we hope it is as enjoyable for you as it has been fo rus. If this is what you are looking for, then put in your subject line “KSR WRITER”

Pop-Culture/Funkhouser Writers

We launched the KSR pop-culture site “Funkhouser” last year and have seen tremendous growth over the last 12 months. We have six really strong writers and some of our most read content has come from them. Beginning in 2015, this site will be part of a potential major project we are undertaking and we would like to add another 3-4 writers to the equation. The standard for this is high…we want you to know the pop culture area you represent (whether its movies, music, tv, politics, the arts or whatever) backwards and forwards, while also being a really good writer. Our current staff is full of intelligent people who write very interesting things. We want to add to that list. If you are someone that this applies to, put “FUNKHOUSER” in the subject line of your email.

So there it is…the THREE types of KSR Writers we are looking for. The benefits of writing for us are (we believe) many…you get a chance to cover cool events, the college students have been a part of the John Calipari Fantasy Camp and are credentialed to UK sporting events. Our regular writers are often assigned projects (something that will be happening MUCH more) that allows them the ability to go and see exciting events and cover sports in ways they have never before. In short, it is fun and we hope you are interested. To apply, here is what you need to do. To the email address below, send these things:

1. A Statement with who you are, where you are from and why you want to write

2. A Resume of some form…just so we know your background

3. A Writing sample of your best work, preferably of the type you want to do for KSR

4. Your schedule so we know how much time you can devote


That is it. Our goal is to continue this as the best place to follow Kentucky athletics on the internet. This will only increase but we want to do what made us successful to begin with…get real UK fans doing what they love. WE are excited for the opportunity and look forward to reading your applications. The deadline is Tuesday, September 16. Good luck

Andre Woodson is Back With 5 Reasons To Be Excited About Kentucky

Last week Andre Woodson showcased his new gig for Saturday Down by breaking down the play of Patrick Towles. This week he’s back with 5 reasons to be excited about Kentucky. Woodson lists:

1. Talent at skill positions

2. Gameplan ability of the coaches

3. New Offensive Philosophy

4. New Defensive Philosophy

5. Mark Stoops Factor

Woodson and the crew at SDS go on to breakdown some plays that illustrate all of those reasons. What do you think about Andre’s new gig and his reasons to be excited for the future?

Mark Stoops will be a guest on KSR tomorrow morning


Coach Stoops has a little more free time this week as Kentucky has a bye this coming weekend, so he will be making a brief stop by the KSR studio during tomorrow’s show. Stoops will join Matt and Ryan in the second hour of the show (roughly 11:05 am) to talk about Saturday’s heartbreaker in Gainesville. If you have any questions you would like to ask Coach, call in to tomorrow’s show or leave it in the comments section below and maybe the guys will ask.

He’ll be talking 4th and 7, Patrick Towles, Garrett Johnson, Boom Williams’ run, play clocks and whatever else comes up. It’ll be a good one and you won’t want to miss it.