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By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 7:00pm
Former UK dance team members Christie Horan and O’livia Foster are finalists to become Wizards Girls for the upcoming 2015-2016 NBA season, and the BBN can help one of them make the final squad.
The folks in charge of selecting the squad saved a spot on the team for a ‘Fan Favorite,’ going to the dancer with the most online votes leading up to Monday night’s Finals Audition Showcase. That’s where you come in, BBN. Vote for Christie and/or O’livia by tweeting using the hashtags #CHRISTIEforWG or #OLIVIAforWG. Pretty easy, right? You can tweet whatever message you like, just use those hashtags.
The more Cats in DC, the better, right?
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 6:00pm
After an exciting week of Yahtzees, today feels super slow, doesn’t it? Have no fear, we’re hearing more good news is on the way…after the weekend. 2017 four-star running back Mohamed Ibrahim was scheduled to visit Kentucky today, but, according to Patrick Loney, pushed his visit back to Monday. He’s expected to commit to UK on that visit, which will keep the momentum flowing heading into camp.
The 5’9″ 178 lbs. Ibrahim is considered the 18th best running back in the 2017 class and the 9th best player in the state of Maryland, Tommy Mainord’s territory. Ibrahim’s teammate, four-star athlete Joshua Paschal, could join him on the visit, which would make the staff very happy. The 6’4″ 255 lbs. Paschal is the brother of former Cat TraVaughn Paschal, and is considered the 27th best athlete in the 2017 class. If you read the tweet leaves, he’s very high on the Cats as well.
Package Yahtzee? Bring it on.
Here are some of Ibrahim’s highlights:
By Freddie Maggard on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 5:00pm
Think about this for a minute. 700 folks attended a UK function in downtown Louisville. If I were from the ‘Ville and wore red on a daily basis that would absolutely drive me nuts. Well done Jefferson County’s BBN Chapter. Mark Stoops finished up speaking season with a short question-and-answer session with Tom Leach and his two coordinators. No Earth-shattering news came about as the Wildcat coaches appeared to be ready to put the jawing season to bed and get camp started.
Over 30 former football Cats attended. That is by far the most in the event’s history. The luncheon was great. Tons of folks there. Food was tasty. But the noteworthy aspect to me was all the has-beens in the crowd and their pre-lunch interaction with Stoops, Eliot, and Dawson. Former players represented coaches from Bear to Brooks. Impressive.
On more than one occasion, a letterman would ask Mark Stoops if it was ok to stop by practice. I saw a semi-mad Stoops come out during these questions. His repeated answer was absolutely. And he meant it. See, I think he finds it offensive that players felt that they had to ask. The “All In” mantra sincerely extends to us. That’s refreshing. That’s also not new. Joker had that policy, so did Brooks. But there’s something different about this staff. Something that signifies to former players that UK is on the horizon of reaching a point in which most failed to meet. For the first time in my has-been career, I felt like part of the program. I had at least five others tell me the same.
I loved it. But, I again badly failed KSR. Much like the Governor’s Cup, I couldn’t keep up with interview questions and to be honest, I got caught up in the informal reunion and joined the boys in telling lies and making fun of each other. I’m sorry. Maybe one day I’ll actually report something newsworthy. Every time I reached for my phone to tweet, I’d get slapped in the back of the head and asked if I played defensive tackle or right guard. Very funny. Fat jokes never get old around the alpha-dog heavy world of washed up football players.
I can accurately say that I saw thirty plus former players with a sincere look of excitement. We almost had to tie former fullback and SEC knockdown block leader, Andy Murray, to his chair. He was full nostril flaring and had the same look he had in the huddle on third and short situations. I fully expected him to head-butt Matt Bradford or Ronnie Robinson. Andy epitomized the mood. We were all carrying on sidebar conversations before the coaches walked up to the podium. When Stoops started to talk, I was reminded of being back in the Nutter Center when Jerry Claiborne would begin a team meeting. We all sat up straight, sucked our guts in, and paid attention. No matter how old the audience may be, Mark Stoops is a motivator.
You have to remember, not all of us ever experienced a winning season. I did, but just one. You don’t think that hearing about UK’s less than stellar football history for thirty years doesn’t get our blood boiling? It absolutely does. We take it personally. However, hearing about the state of the program and where it is headed is our vindication.
John Ryan and Dean Wells should be commended. They worked for months inviting alumni and preparing for today’s festivities. Not surprising from each. Both highly successful men with a passion for all things Blue. I’m tired of talking season. I’m tired of projection. Let’s tee the darn ball up and play some football.
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 4:30pm
The Fancy Farm Picnic is tomorrow at 3 p.m. ET, and the guys got a taste of the atmosphere this morning by hosting the radio show on site. What can we expect tomorrow? Matt told the Associated Press’ Adam Beam that he’s going after Rand Paul, who decided NOT to attend the biggest political event in his own state.
“I am going to hammer Rand Paul for not coming,” Jones said. “You’re a senator in a state, you’re up for re-election next year and how do you not come because you want to go to New Hampshire? That to me is really weak.”
Here’s the speaking order for the picnic, which begins at 3 p.m. ET. If you miss it on KET, it’ll replay throughout the week. (For a full schedule, click here.)
Speaking Order Minutes
Mr. Mark Wilson, Chairman…….…..Welcome/Intros
Bishop William Medley………………Invocation
Ms. Ramsey Carpenter……….……..My Old Ky Home
Ms. Carson McKee…………..………The National Anthem
Matt Jones – Emcee……………………………..3
Rep. Richard Heath (R)………………………….2
Sen. Stan Humphries (R)…………………..….2
Cong. Ed Whitfield (R)…………………..….….3
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R)…………………..…5
Gov. Steve Beshear (D)…………………………5
*Gov. Cand. Jack Conway (D)…………………5
*Gov. Cand. Matt Bevin (R)…………………….5
Lt. Gov. Crit Luallen (D)…………..…………….2
*Lt. Gov. Cand. Jeanean Hampton (R)…….…4
*Lt. Gov. Cand. Sannie Overly (D)…………….4
Ag. Comm. James Comer (R)…………………2 (pending)
*Ag Comm. Cand. Jean Marie Spann (D)…….4
*Ag. Comm. Cand. Ryan Quarles (R)…..…….4
*Att. Gen. Cand. Andy Beshear (D)…..………4
*Att. Gen. Cand. Whitney Westerfield (R)……4
*Sec. of State Incum. Alison Grimes (D)……..4
*Sec. of State Cand. Steve Knipper (R)…..….4
*Aud. Incum. Adam Edelen (D)……………….4
*Aud. Cand. Mike Harmon (R)…………………4
Treas. Todd Hollenbach (D)………………..…..2
*Treas. Cand. Allison Ball (R)……………….…4
*Treas. Cand. Rick Nelson (D)…………………4
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 4:00pm
Time for a basketball fix. Our friends at KyWildcatsTV snuck into the weight room to check in on the basketball team’s strength and conditioning workouts, and shot a pretty awesome 30-second video of the guys running, lifting, and throwing medicine balls around. That sounds boring, but it’s actually kind of awesome:
The best part? Isaiah Briscoe throwing chalk in the air ala LeBron. GIF of the Day, hands down:
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 3:30pm
Today we celebrate the birthday of a UK football legend. Tim Couch turns the ripe old age of 38 today, but judging by recent pictures, he looks like he could still sling it around the field like he did 20 years ago.
When Jermaine Eskridge committed yesterday, many said he could be the most important UK Football recruit since Tim Couch. I don’t think UK football has ever been as exciting as the years Tim Couch and Hal Mumme ruled the roost, and watching him turned this UK basketball fan into a football one as well. My parents made me clean out my room at their house on a recent trip home, and I couldn’t bring myself to get rid of my old #2 Cleveland Browns jersey. In fact, I had to bring it back to Nashville with me.
In a neat moment, a fellow Eastern Kentucky boy wished Tim happy birthday on Twitter today:
— Tim Couch (@timcouchtv) July 31, 2015
Let’s relive Tim’s great game against Alabama in 1997 in his honor:
Why does Coach Stoops keep yelling Yahtzee?
Since 2013, Mark Stoops and the Kentucky Football coaching staff have used the term “Yahtzee” to denote a commitment to the UK Football program. Stoops and his staff routinely use this term in social media to help build excitement as new and promising recruits enter into the University of Kentucky sports universe.
Is Coach Stoops actually rolling a big pair of dice? That seems extravagant.
Probably not. This is probably an embellishment for purposes of conveying enthusiasm or a metaphor for a specific game he is winning, in this case perhaps the college football “recruiting game,” at which he is succeeding.
In the game “Yahtzee” a “Yahtzee” denotes five of the same dice rolled on one roll. Am I to believe that when Mark Stoops announces “Yahtzee,” he has just recruited five players of identical skill sets to fill the same position? Because I am not entirely sure that is the best use of his recruiting time.
No, it generally refers to one player at a time.
Not five? Because a “Yahtzee” is five.
No, not five. Just one.
Then shouldn’t he yells “Uno!” That is also a popular game, and “uno” is Mexican for “one.”
He says “Yahtzee.”
Why “Yahtzee,” then?
Again, it’s just a colloquial term; like Coach Stoops, many of our past UK coaches have relied on metaphorical terminology to signify recruiting success. Joker Phillips used “Jenga!” to imply he was “stacking” solid players on top of one another to create an effective team. Hal Mumme would announce “You sunk my battleship!” when landing a major commitment, insinuating that this new recruit was “sinking” the “battleship” of his preconceived notions of the limits of a player’s ability. Rich Brooks would exclaim “Mousetrap!” whenever a giant net trap would spring and fall onto one of his recruits, and beloved coach Jerry Claiborne would announce “Potato and Spoon Race!” sometimes just because it was one of his favorite games growing up as a young boy in Hopkinsville. Each coach has his own way of doing things.
Yes, but if Coach Stoops were rolling a big PAIR of dice, he would be playing “Yahtzee” wrong. “Yahtzee” is played using five dice. It would be much easier to roll two of the same number than five of the same number.
This is a good point. But you get the idea. It’s just a figure of speech.
I guess “Snake Eyes!” or “Boxcars!” isn’t as exciting as “Yahtzee!”
No, it’s not. “Boxcars!” would not be very exciting at all.
You know what would be great though? “Hungry Hungry Hippos!” That would mean that we have some big players and that the players are also hungry. For football game wins.
You should bring this up with the coaching staff. I think you’re putting way too much thought into this.
I will do that. Do you have Coach Stoops’ phone number or electronic mail address?
No, I don’t. Sorry.
That’s a good game, too. “Sorry.”
Yes, it is.
Yes, that’s a good game as well.
Oh, no, I didn’t mean the game “Kerplunk.” That was just the actual sound of me accidentally dropping my glasses into the toilet.
Good luck with that.
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 1:30pm
Mark Stoops, Shannon Dawson, and DJ Eliot just wrapped up their remarks at the UK Alumni Kickoff Luncheon in Louisville, and Stoops received a standing ovation from the sell-out crowd of 700+ fans when he walked in. After a historic recruiting week, the man certainly deserves it.
“It’s been a slow week,” Stoops joked to raucous cheers. Freddie was at the event and will be by with his take later, but here are some quick newsy bits to tide you over…
— Stoops wasn’t afraid to address what he called “the elephant in the room.”
“We started 5-1 and didn’t finish,” he said. “You’re going to see progress, you’re going to see a better football team.”
— Stoops told the crowd he’s proud of his team’s discipline and hard work this summer. “You’re going to see a team you’re going to be very proud of,” Stoops said. “They’ve worked relentlessly.”
— Still no word on the eligibility of Courtney Love or Javon Provitt, but Stoops told reporters he expects to know by Media Day.
— By all indications, the quarterback race will continue into camp and no timetable has been set.
— Offensive coordinator Shannon Dawson landed a big commitment in 2017 quarterback Mac Jones this week, his second QB commit at Kentucky behind Gunnar Hoak in the 2016 class. While Dawson couldn’t speak about either of those players specifically, he did say that the main things he looks for are accuracy, timing, and leadership.
— DJ Eliot told reporters he’s expecting his freshmen cornerbacks to have an impact early on, some good news at a position that needs immediate help.
Like I said, Freddie will be by with more later…
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 1:00pm
Because of NCAA guidelines, UK can’t release the names of the pros participating in the UK/North Carolina game, but that doesn’t mean the players can’t announce it themselves. North Carolina’s Harrison Barnes was the first to do so earlier today, sending out this tweet:
Assembling a UNC team for a return trip to Rupp Arena on Sept 13 to take on the Cats! This time the result will be different! #AlumniGame
— Harrison Barnes (@hbarnes) July 31, 2015
Barnes played at UNC from 2010-2012, and is, of course, referencing the Cats’ last-second win over the Heels in December 2011. Also, their win over the Heels in the 2011 East Regional, which gave us these awesome pictures of Cal and DeAndre Liggins:
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 12:15pm
…Because I’m starting to think that’s the only way he gets around now. Devin is in town along with the rest of UK’s 2015 Draft Class to help out with John Calipari’s ProCamps, and pardon him if he wants to look really cool doing it:
— Adam Newsome (@adamwnewsome) July 30, 2015
Can you imagine having Devin’s life right now?
By Josh Corman on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 12:00pm
This Friday, at theaters across the country, a movie opens that carries with it the weight of four prior installments, more than $2 billion in worldwide box office receipts, and one of Hollywood’s biggest star’s most reliable role. Why, it seems like only yesterday…
I can pretty much guarantee you that I’ll find my way to a theater this weekend to see Tom Cruise reprise his role as veteran IMF agent Ethan Hunt in Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation. Overabundance of colons aside, I’m sure thousands more will do the same. But I don’t get the sense that a new Mission: Impossible occupies cultural headspace the way it should. I mean, if a new Bond movie was opening this weekend, people would be losing their minds, even though Ethan Hunt’s escapades stack up more than favorably against the Bond franchise’s much-celebrated, Daniel Craig-led renaissance.
Yeah, yeah, heresy-sacrilege-blah-blah-blah. Whatever. With Craig as James Bond, that series has suffered under the weight of its own desperation for gritty “realism.” Craig has become flatter and more humorless as the series has progressed, and the harder the movies have tried to live up to the spy movie standard set by the Jason Bourne movies, the further away from those lofty heights they seem to fall.
Meanwhile, Mission: Impossible just goes on being itself, making slick, occasionally comedic action films with tense, satisfying conflicts and resolutions. In short, they do what people think James Bond films did back when Sean Connery was still wearing the tuxedo. I say “think” because those early Bond movies are almost entirely awful. Seriously, go back and watch one. It’ll have more in common with Austin Powers than Casino Royale.
I mean, watch what you want, but when it comes to voting with my dollars, I know the series to which I’d rather give the nod.
Why, exactly? Let’s start with Tom Cruise. I’ll admit, Cruise is nothing if not easy to mock. His bizarre mid-to-late-2000s escapades – inextricably linked to Scientology – tipped the scales against him. He went from ultra-bankable megastar to slightly less bankable weirdo known more for jumping on couches than his work on screen. Sadly, it made people forget that the same goober who was on the front page of every tabloid in the world had killed it in A Few Good Men, Jerry Maguire, Magnolia (his greatest role), Vanilla Sky (underrated), Minority Report, and Collateral. Yeah, there were a few clunkers in there too, but go look at Jimmy Stewart’s or Cary Grant’s IMDB page sometime. How many forgotten films did they make?
The Mission: Impossible series has been an anchor for Cruise throughout, spanning three decades and serving as the clearest example of the kind of movie Cruise does better than any actor of his generation.
And what kind of movies are the Mission: Impossible films? What makes them work better than even the best of the Bond movies? Both feature stylized action, outrageous stunts, scantily-clad women, fancy tech, and Marvel-level super-villains. The key difference, I think, is that whereas the James Bond movies rest on the shoulders of just one character, Mission: Impossible shares the load. Yes, Cruise’s Ethan Hunt is clearly the main attraction, but the success of the heroes in Mission: Impossible movies always comes down to the effectiveness of the team. That iconic scene in the clip above is actually a perfect metaphor for the way these films work. Hunt is the one at the end of the rope, but he couldn’t do any of it without the assistance of his crew. The group dynamic adds suspense (more characters close to the action means greater plot variability), humor (especially since Simon Pegg came aboard), and ups the stakes (there’s always something to lose). Win-win-win.
And yeah, Bond has MI6, but Moneypenny, Q, M, and the rest mostly just serve as background noise to allow Mr. Shaken Martini to play over top of.
I’d be remiss to leave you without admitting that M:I 2, directed by John Woo, is a terrible movie. And it is. But it also serves as a great example of why the Mission movies have been otherwise so excellent. M:I 2 got caught up in trying to be something unlike itself. It dialed down the spy stuff and cranked up the action to 11. Think about the vault scene from the original movie. That scene is at least as harrowing, if not more, than the helicopter-train chase that ends the movie, and De Palma spent a hell of a lot more time on it. Why? Because espionage is at the heart of these movies, and the one time a director forgot that, the product was awful.
My bet is that they won’t make that mistake with Rogue Nation. And of course I’ve seen the Hunt-hanging-onto-an-ascending-airplane scene from the trailer, so yeah, there’ll be plenty of action. But if I know my Mission: Impossible, there’s some really freaking important intel inside that plane.
So what say you, Funkhouser-ers? -ites? -ians? Whatever. Are you gonna catch Rogue Nation in theaters?
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 11:24am
Yesterday, Mark Stoops bought the Commonwealth Stadium construction crew lunch as a way to say thank you for their hard work, and KyWildcatsTV was on hand to film some footage, which they just posted online. Listen to Stoops talk about the crew’s “blue collar work ethic,” which he is trying to instill in his team:
Stoops is about to speak at the annual kickoff luncheon in Louisville. Freddie Maggard’s on site for us, so stay tuned for updates.
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 10:42am
Almost a month ago, KSR told you that an Alumni game between UK pros and UNC pros was in the works. This morning, UK made it official, announcing that the Alumni Game will take place at 5:30 p.m. Sunday, September 13 and tickets will go on sale August 14 at 10 a.m. Tickets range from $5 (upper level) to $100 (premium lower level). Here’s the blurb from UK:
Set to tip off Sunday evening at 5:30 p.m. ET, the game will feature UK players either currently or formerly playing professionally against North Carolina players either currently or formerly playing professionally. The Big Blue Nation will have an opportunity to enjoy some of the top talent to don the Blue and White against other elite talent. Per NBA rules, the University of Kentucky cannot confirm individual players participating in the exhibition game.
Our friend Les Johns points out that the release is careful to say “North Carolina players,” not UNC players, so the team may include players from other schools in the Tarheel state.
It’s okay, I’d be scared too, Tarheels.
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 10:00am
What if I told you the number one recruit in the country wants to visit Kentucky? You’d say, “Sure, Tyler, that’s just another Friday morning for John Calipari,” but this time around, it’s football. While recapping his visits to LSU and Georgia, 5-star defensive tackle Rashan Gary, the consensus number one player in the 2016 class, told Scout’s Brian Dohn that he wants to visit Kentucky. Seriously.
“Looking ahead, I spoke to him about what schools has he not seen but he wants to get to, the two he mentioned: Kentucky and USC,” Dohn said.
Crazy enough, according to his offer sheet — which is riddled with every major program you can think of — Kentucky hasn’t even offered Gary a scholarship, but I doubt Mark Stoops, Vince Marrow, and Jimmy Brumbaugh would mind if Gary came by for a visit. The odds he’d end up committing to Kentucky may be low, but hosting the number one recruit in the country is never bad press for an up-and-coming program like ours.
By Mrs. Tyler Thompson on ©July 31st, 2015 @ 9:45am
Good morning, friends, and welcome to the Friday edition of Kentucky Sports Radio. Today, Matt, Ryan, and Drew are at Fancy Farm in Graves County to prepare for tomorrow’s big picnic. Attending Fancy Farm is a KSR first, so come on out to make the guy feels welcome and enjoy what is sure to be a very entertaining show. Who knows, you may just leave with tickets to a UK basketball or football game from GuyOnTheCornerTickets.com.
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August 3: Bowling Green – Chaney’s Dairy Barn
August 4: McKee – Old Courthouse Community Room
August 5: Glasgow – Papa John’s
August 6: Jamestown – Lawless-Smith True Value and Appliance Center (Russell Springs)
August 7: Monticello – Conley Bottom Resort
August 10: Frankfort – Governor’s Mansion
August 11: Maysville – Laurel Oaks Golf Course
August 12: Danville – Sun Tropic Outdoors
August 13: Lexington – All Sports at Fayette Mall
August 14: Louisville
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