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October 30th, 2014

Super-Spooky Halloween Tales!


Excuse me, young man. I’m a hobo clown and I was wondering if you could tell me how to get to the locomotive station. As you can see, I have all my belongings wrapped in a handkerchief on this stick, and I have tattered gloves, and I just want to hit the open road to HAHAHAHA GOT YOU! It’s just me, your old pal Tomlin! Not a hobo clown. I love Halloween.

Friends, I don’t need to tell you that the season of the witch is upon us, Halloween, with its creepy ghosts and goblins and terror lurking around every corner. As I know you love Halloween as much as I do, I thought I might drop in today with my annual collection of frightening Halloween stories for you to share at your own get-togethers this weekend. Try not to get too scared by them; they are fairly horrifying. Buckle in and prepare to be scared. And have a happy Halloween, everyone.


The Scary Houseguest

A young couple returned home from a Halloween party one night and retired to the bedroom to go to sleep. An hour later, a knock came at the door. “Humvahamamuh!” a voice mumbled through the door, “huvnanamaaahhh!” The husband bravely opened the door to see a horrifying spectre from his past. “Hammvanamavahamma!” the spectre moaned.
“Who is it?” asked his wife, frightened.
“It’s just Billy Gillispie,” said the husband. “He probably wants a ride home or something.”
“Weird,” said the wife. “I thought he went back to Texas.”
“I did too, to be honest,” replied the husband. “But he’s out here on the porch.”
“That’s crazy,” said the wife.
“Yeah, I know,” answered the husband.


The Phantom Reporter

Vanderbilt Football Head Coach Derek Mason sat in his office one afternoon, going through scouting reports, when a reporter knocked at his door and walked into his office. The reporter looked very pale; he had deep-set, dark eyes, and he pierced Derek Mason with an intense gaze. “Coach Mason,” he said very hauntingly, “are you pleased with how the team has been playing?”
“I think we’re playing very good football but getting some tough breaks,” said Mason.
“Well,” said the creepy reporter. “I think the team looks very good.”
Later, when Mason was meeting with his staff, he asked “Hey, do any of you guys know of a creepy reporter who looks really pale and has a really spooky stare? He came by my office and told me the team looked very good.”
The room became very quiet as the staff looked around at each other in shock.
“Coach, that wasn’t just any reporter,” said assistant coach Charles Bankins. “That was Keith Handley, the reporter who dresses up to make himself look like a ghost reporter.”
“Oh, okay,” said Mason. “That makes sense now. But why do you all look so scared?”
“Because,” replied Bankins. “Vanderbilt football hasn’t been very good since at least 1982!


A Vision from the Past

Mississippi State Basketball Head Coach Rick Ray came out of the locker room to practice and blew his whistle. “Okay, let’s get started!” he shouted.
The team looked at him in disbelief. “C-Coach, your head!” said Tevin Moore, handing him a mirror.
As he peered into the mirror, he shrieked at the horrific visage in the reflection. “Oh, dear God no,” he cried.
“What is it?” asked Moore.
Ray clutched his head, breaking the mirror dropping to his knees, his wails filling Humphrey Coliseum. “It’s the ghost of Rick Stansbury’s hair!”


The Ghost Coaches

Bruce Pearl walked through Auburn Arena with the University President, discussing his role as Auburn’s new head coach.
“We think you’ll do great here,” said the President, ” and we’re happy to have you. But I have to warn you, sometimes people say Auburn Arena is haunted by the ghosts of old coaches.”
“Really?” Asked Pearl.
“Yes,” said the President. “A janitor once said he saw old Sonny Smith, pacing the sidelines as if he was still coaching a phantom team.”
Wow,” said Pearl.
“And once,” continued the President, “an administrative assistant said she swears Shug Jordan was standing at the end of one of the halls, looking at old trophies in the case.”
“Amazing,” said Pearl.
“One time,” said the President, “a player said he saw Bill Lynn standing in that doorway over there, watching him play.”
“That’s unbelievable,” said Pearl. “Hey, isn’t that Tony Barbee sitting over there in the rafters right now?”
“Yes,” said the President, “but that’s not a ghost. That’s really Tony Barbee, he still lives here in the basement and sleeps on a cot.”

A Mystery on the Farm

One autumn, a month before Halloween, a farmer began noticing over the course of several weeks that his chickens and pigs were disappearing from their pens. At first he suspected foxes or coyotes were the culprit, but traps wouldn’t stop the disappearances. In the fresh mud near the chicken and pigpens, each morning, he noticed giant footsteps in the ground.
Each night the same thing happened; chickens would disappear, giant footsteps would appear in the mud.
“Maybe it’s Bigfoot,” the farmer’s wife said.
“There’s no such thing as Bigfoot,” scoffed the farmer.
As Halloween approached the disappearances continued, along with the footprints, so the farmer decided one evening to sit up in a chair and find out what was happening. The night grew late, and the farmer fell asleep in his chair only to wake to a noise in the grass.
“Who is it? Who’s out there?” shouted the farmer into the darkness. His pulse pounded and he was paralyzed with fear to come face to face with whatever waited in the shadows.
“Oh, hey, it’s just me,” said freshman Kentucky center Karl Towns, stepping into the light. “Sometimes I like to take night walks. I hope that’s okay that I cut through your farm. Also, I’ve been meaning to tell you that there’s a hole in your fence and I think your chickens and pigs are escaping.”

UK accepted the Bengals’ “Layup For Lauren” Challenge and you need to see it

UK Basketball accepted Andy Dalton and Andrew Whitworth’s “Layup for Lauren” Challenge issued earlier this week and passed it along to Anthony Davis, Darius Miller and the New Orleans Pelicans. Watch the video above as each member of the team attempts to make a layup with their non-dominant hand after spinning around five times.

To learn more about the “Layup For Lauren” Challenge, watch Lauren explain it in the video that started it all:

Mount St. Joseph College moved its season opener to this Sunday to accommodate Lauren, a freshman who has been given a terminal diagnosis and worried she might not be able to play on the originally scheduled date of November 15. Her one wish in life is to play in a college basketball game.

Bud Sasser’s parents like to party

Missouri wide receiver Bud Sasser leads the Tigers in receptions, receiving yards and receiving touchdowns this season. His 40 catches through eight games rank second in the SEC, while his six touchdowns rank fourth in the conference. Needless to say, he’s having quite a year in Mizzou’s offense.

But forget all that; let’s talk about his family for a moment. They sound like the kind of people some of you would like to spend a weekend with. Here’s why:

For whatever reason, maybe because they like to party, Sasser’s parents named him and his two sisters after drinks. I kid you not. Drinks of the alcoholic variety, if you will. He has one sister named Brandy, a fairly common name for a girl, and another sister named Tequila, that stuff that gets everyone naked. Together, they’re Brandy and Tequila, the Sasser sisters and the two main ingredients in a Flaming Orgy. (Look it up.)

For Bud, Larry and Jackie took the beer route: it’s short for Budweiser. He lucked out and was named Larry for birth certificate’s sake, but he’s gone by Bud his entire life. Again, it’s short for Budweiser. Budweiser, as in the King of Beers.

So if you’re making the trip to Columbia for this weekend’s game, I highly encourage you to find the Sasser tailgate outside Faurot Field. I have a pretty good feeling they will be tying one on.

Derek Mason picks Kentucky over Missouri

Vanderbilt head coach Derek Mason has road losses to Kentucky and Missouri this season, so he knows a thing or two about both squads and the environment that will host Saturday’s game in Columbia. Mason, in his first year in the SEC, sees two good football teams in UK and Mizzou, but if he has to pick a winner for Saturday’s game, the Cats get the edge.

“Missouri is a good football team, and Coach Pinkel does a good job, but I just think Kentucky right now has a little more offensive firepower and defensively has shown me more in what they can do in their fronts, stunts and coverages,” Mason said. “It’s going to be a fairly even matchup, but I will give the edge to Kentucky.”

Mason and his Commodores were handed a 24-14 loss to Missouri last weekend, three weeks after a 10-point deficit against Kentucky in Commonwealth Stadium. He may know more about the two sides than anyone, therefore I trust his opinion.


Devin Booker turns 18 today


If you see Devin Booker skydiving, buying a lottery ticket or giving blood today, it’s because he can. He’s 18 now. The freshman shooting guard is the third member of the UK basketball team to celebrate a birthday this week, meaning Mrs. Ellen is running out of brownie batter and Cal has to tweet about it:

So if you run in to Devin at the fireworks store or at the bank opening his own checking account today, be sure to tell him Happy Birthday. Next week, he gets to vote.

Happy Birthday, Devin!

The Mizzou cheerleaders want you to listen to KSR (Thursday Show Thread)

And who are you kidding? You’ll do whatever those lovely ladies tell you to do. Same here. Guilty.

On today’s show, Matt and Ryan look ahead to Saturday’s game in Columbia while covering all of the Cats in the NBA nuggets from Wednesday night. The theme of the show: #BeatMizzou.

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BTI’s Rants and Ramblings: A Plea to the Lower Arena Fan

After listening to yesterday’s KSR, I think I was most interested in the conversation about Rupp Arena and if it was an elite venue for the top college basketball program in the country.  I think very few people would disagree that the building itself needs a serious upgrade.  But for the time being, that is what we have.  What frustrates me as a fan who doesn’t get to go to many games is the inconsistent nature of the passion from the fans in attendance, especially those in the lower bowl.  Those folks have often been referred to as the Blue Hairs and I know many of them read this blog.  So for this upcoming season, which could be one of the best in school history, I am writing an impassioned plea to those Blue Hairs.

Dear Blue Hairs,

How are you octogenarians doing?  That’s good to hear.  First of all, I hope you are just as excited as I am for another UK basketball season.  I bet during your weekly bridge games and bowling leagues, you just can’t wait to see Dominique Hawkins tear it up.  But over the last few years, I have noticed a gap developing between people like you, “the greatest generation”, and people like me, “the greatestest generation”.  And it’s too bad, because it revolves around something we can agree on, and that’s our love of UK basketball.

You see, in a way, people of my age bracket are jealous of you.  You all have developed wealth over your years, and you use that wealth to donate to the program and take the greatest seats at Rupp.  And frankly, you deserve it.  You essentially make the program run with the money you put in.  And as a reward, you get the best seat in the house to watch the greatest program in the country.  Except, it seems like you all don’t act like it’s the greatest program in the country.  Let me give you a comparison you might understand: Kentucky is like Abraham Lincoln, something truly great and special and a leader in the college basketball world like Lincoln was to America.  You all cheer for the program like it was Martin Van Buren. 

Maybe back in the 1940’s and 50’s, you showed support for your team by a couple soft claps of the hands and stern nod of the head in approval.  Well, guess what?  This is NOT the 1940’s and 50’s, this is the 21st century.  And in the 21st century, we have what you might call a “louder” approach to cheering.  And god forbid, it might even involve you getting out of your cushioned seat to stand during your team’s good play.  It might involve continuing to cheer during timeouts and before games, and it might involve standing for upwards of three consecutive minutes or more.

Now, I know what you will say: I bought the seat and I don’t have to do anything.

Well, you are technically correct.  You did spend your own money and thus you have a right to participate in the game in whatever way you feel necessary.  Except for this fact: people in your position have the ability to affect games.  Literally effect the play of the opponent.  Literally have a hand in helping your beloved UK to wins.  And yet, through laziness, you choose to actually decrease your Cats chance to win.  Because in a close game, noise can have a direct effect on the other team, whether it be during free throws or end of game possessions.  The low income guy in Section 303, Row Z, is going to have a hard time being heard.  You would not have that problem.  But clearly, the behavior at Rupp should be the same as a library.  Because that is what the arena sounds like most of the game

And let me point out another lovely piece of technology you may just be getting used to: it’s called a television.  There is also this cool little invention named cable television.  And do you know the people that show up on those broadcasts?  That would be YOU!  And frankly, all too often, I watch the broadcast and think to myself “looks like a boring atmosphere to me.”  Bet if they showed the upper sections, my opinion would change.

And yet, you choose to sit on your rears.

If I was you, I would feel EMBARRASSED that despite having the largest college basketball arena in America, and the most passionate fanbase in America, Rupp is not considered the greatest homecourt advantage in America.  And that rests 100% on you.  Your inability to give 2 hours of effort cheering on your Cats makes everybody, including the coaches, players, and other fans look bad.  How must the players feel that after a good play, they look into the crowd and see you still in the seats.

How can you call yourself a true fan of the program when you have the opportunity to have a greater impact on the game than any other fan, and you throw away that opportunity away?  Because part of having a great program is having a great home court advantage.  You prevent that from happening.  How does that sit with you?  It takes more than money to proclaim yourself a fan.  Do you even know where the word “fan” comes from?  It comes from the word “fanatic”.  Fanatic meaning having an extreme enthusiasm for a cause.  You all seem to have as much enthusiasm as I do over the McRib being back at McDonalds.

I write this plea in hopes to light a fire under your butts.  Either way, take this message to heart: you have the ability to have more than just a financial impact on this program.  You have the ability to make this nation know that Rupp Arena is more than just a 22,000 seat opera house.  You have the ability to make opponents need ear plugs to play at Rupp.  YOU HAVE THE ABILITY AND YOU HAVE THE RESPONSIBILITY.  Stop letting down the fanbase.  And if you can’t accept that responsibility, then get your butts out of the good seats, stay home and watch on TV, and let the REAL fans show you what cheering is all about!



KSR’s Top 10 Tweets of the Day

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It’s time again for KSR’s Top Tweets of the Day. We will focus most of our attention on Kentucky sports-centric tweets but, as usual, there are no limits to our madness. You can participate by using hashtags such as #BBN #KSR #KSRTop10 or just by simply tweeting @KYsportsradio.

#10 SundayNight Football

Who needs College Gameday when you have Sunday Night Football?





#9 jacrosse

This is a terrible time for America Patriotism.





#8 Eli Brown

Don’t feel bad. Spanish is enough to make a college student go crazy. Trust me. I know.





#7 austin asher

He has a point…. also in honor of this tweet:





#6 Thaddeus Snodgrass

Better late than never, right?





#5 Amanda Lemond

Sounds like someone is going to be grounded.





#4 Monkeydog

You go back and crawl into the hole you crawled out of.





#3 Patrick Towles

Did you try Diagon Alley?





#2 Kenny Matney

Too bad a tornado can’t take it out.





#1 Bart Hammer

I know this is old, but it still makes me laugh when I see it.


October 29th, 2014

Wednesday Night News and Views


I’m now convinced you people will take a UK flag anywhere. Nothing is off limits. Bottom of the ocean, hanging out of a flying Black Hawk, on the Breaking Bad set, wrapped around a dead body (I can’t share that one)… The Cats flag has really been everywhere in the world. Keep it up, please. Send ‘em over.

So how are we tonight? Me? After spending the entire day listening to Garth Brooks, I’ve been better. I’m studying up on Garth’s “Ultimate Hits” for Friday night’s concert in Rupp Arena and I can’t say I’m well-versed in his music. Not yet at least. (But “The Dance” is my jam.) I’m committed to the 10:30 show Halloween night so I suppose my costume is Someone Who Cares About Country Music. We’ll see how it turns out.

Enough with the small talk, let’s chat sports. Wednesday gave us a full slate of NBA action, Mark Stoops on the telephone and a lot more…


Mark Stoops believes it’s too early for the bowl game talk.

On Wednesday’s SEC teleconference, Mark Stoops shrugged off the notion that he is having to manage the locker room talk of a potential bowl berth. He told reporters, “I just feel like it’s too early in the season, and we always took the approach of after one trying to get two and so on and so forth. Obviously getting to five, I think we all know the importance for our program to get to a minimum of six, but I try to stay away from that because I want to focus from week to week and I want our team focused on the week-to-week preparation.”

Yeah, but Coach, you’re one win away from a bowl game in your second season. C’mon, bro… Talk about it! Big Blue Nation is craving a postseason for the first time since 2010! And if you’re sitting on five, it’s okay to talk about winning six, right? So let’s do this!

No one on Kentucky’s roster has ever won on the road.

Bud Dupree is tired of sad and quiet flights home from road trips and Mark Stoops has addressed it with his players. Stoops said, “I have talked to them about it, just the toughness and the mentality that it takes to go on the road and beat quality teams. Nobody’s going to give you anything and it’s a real challenge. We have to have a tough mentality about us and create energy within our program and our team and go out there and compete at a high level and compete with the same tenacity that we do at home.”

In Kentucky’s two road games this season, the Cats fought and clawed to almost win a three-overtime thriller in one, and really crapped the bed in the other. “We’ll see how we respond this week,” Stoops said of a third attempt.

Missouri hasn’t played well at home, so this may be the week Bud gets to celebrate on the flight back to Lexington with his teammates. (Prediction: It will be the week.)

Julius Randle had season-ending surgery on his fractured tibia.

The Lakers announced on Wednesday they expect Randle to miss his entire rookie season with the fractured tibia he suffered last night in the closing minutes of his debut. As someone who stayed up and watched it live, let me tell you, it was hard to watch. To see guys like Kobe Bryant and Carlos Boozer trying to keep Randle calm as he was loaded onto the stretcher was heartbreaking. The injury wasn’t known at the time, but it was clear by Randle’s face and the look on Kobe’s that it was a significant one that would keep him out for awhile.

As for the hope of chasing that Rookie of the Year award next season,’s David Aldridge believes Randle will not be considered a rookie in 2015-16 because he played an NBA game, albeit one. However, Aldridge wouldn’t be surprised if there was a special dispensation given by the league because the situation is so unique. But that doesn’t matter right now; all that matters is keeping Randle’s spirits up so he can bounce back better than ever. Kobe said, “We’re all here. We’ll help him through this.”

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist looked like the No. 2 overall pick for the Hornets.

MKG had himself a game with 17 points and eight rebounds in Charlotte’s 108-106 win over Milwaukee. Everyone’s favorite former Cat capped off a big slam dunk by throwing his mouthpiece at the referee:

He also knocked down jumpers, which had everyone in Charlotte confused by the new MKG.

Across the way, Brandon Knight fell two rebounds shy of a triple-double. Knight tallied 22 points, 13 assists and one board in the loss to lead Milwaukee in all three categories.

Baseball ended Wednesday night.

The last day of baseball should be a national holiday. I suggest we exchange gifts and go to parades and hang out with loved ones and all that stuff. It’s one of the best days of the year.

(Note: The game is still in progress so we don’t have a winner yet, but my understanding is it is impossible to have another game after tonight.)

Can we talk about the Boardwalk Empire finale yet or are some of you still catching up?

I hate spoilers so I won’t touch it but I need to talk about it with someone, anyone. I’m a little disappointed. Somebody call me or something so we can chat.

Trey Lyles is No. 88 in ESPN’s Top 100 College Basketball Players.

ESPN is counting down the 100 best players in college basketball this season and Trey Lyles found himself at No. 88 when the top 100 through 80 were released today. Lyles is No. 25 on ESPN’s Top 100 NBA Draft prospects, so maybe the two list-makers should meet up in the breakroom and get on the same page.

Here’s what they had to say about Lyles at No. 88:

No. 88: Trey Lyles, Freshman, Forward, Kentucky | Score: 6.30

Named Indiana’s Mr. Basketball in 2014, Lyles took his stretch-4 skills to Kentucky. The 6-foot-10 freshman is coming off an undisclosed “medical procedure” on his left leg that kept him sidelined during the Wildcats’ Bahamas trip in August. [ESPN]

Louisville’s Chris Jones is No. 80.

DO NOT put Russell Westbrook in the microwave.

How many shots per game are we predicting for Russ with Kevin Durant out of the lineup? 40? 50? wonders: Where is Julius Mays?

The answer can be found here. If you don’t want to click that, he retired from basketball after 10 months overseas. It’s a good read, though, so you should check it out. Lots of good stuff on Uncle Julius.

Go Cats, everybody.

“We Ask You Wednesdays” Vol. 21


The off-season is technically over, but the folks here at KSR love getting your input on things… relevant and bizarre. We have to get a little creative around here sometimes.Earlier this summer I started a weekly series called “We Ask You Wednesdays,” that brought in some great responses from many readers via Twitter. Most of you all, All of you all, Everyone but my Mom and Dad,Some of you all probably hate it, but it’s either this or I’ll post another Trey Lyles mix tape.

Each week, the question will change and we will hit on a variety of topics, mostly UK-related… but you never know. Each week the best responses will make it on to the website.  This week’s ninth volume of the “We Ask You Wednesday” allowed Kentucky fans to answer the following question via Twitter in 140 characters or less: WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU’VE DONE IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO WATCH A UK GAME (BASKETBALL OR FOOTBALL)?





I’m the most sorry about #1.


He sounds like a keeper….

Let me just say that after reading your responses, UK fans do NOT make great employees November-April…

My biggest question is still what does the 3 stand for in BW3’s since it’s Buffalo Wild Wings?

Even Ryan Lemond thinks that is poor driving…


When I first read this, I just thought… wow, it took you from April to September to get to that funeral?

Morgan Newton would not have skipped the ACT for a UK football game….

Now I’m curious….

If you have a wedding during any UK sporting event, you should just assume this will be happening. Or have a big screen with the game on…

I’m on board with this. If I have a funeral during a UK event, I want everyone there watching together. It’s what I would do….

The struggles of not having ESPNU are never-ending. I finally made the plunge. Worth every penny and the random free landline phone.

Why do none of your friends have cars?

R.I.P. Drew Log?

Enduring that kind of stuff on the road is always so sweet when Kentucky wins…

I like the picture.



And listened to Matt’s musical choices. That’s saying something.

Back story: Nick, myself and Kristen Geil are all attending the same wedding Saturday mid-Kentucky game. Ugh.

You haven’t lived until you’ve done the sneak headphones for a UK-game at some point in your life. Mine? Failed a math test in high school because I was listening to a UK March Madness game stealthily in my hoodie.

Whoever that section’s Blue Coat Usher was, he was certainly NOT “Usher of the Day.”

I hope you stumbled upon the foam party first.

That’s actually impressive.

Once again….weddings during UK games = just expect this type of behavior.


The guy who writes the Bachelor thing for KSR? That would be awful….

Kentucky’s points guards just leading the league on a Wednesday



Why Kentucky Will Win: Missouri Edition


Kentucky is one game away from clinching its first bowl berth since 2010 and this is the week they’re going to do it. After Wednesday’s practice, Bud Dupree told reporters he and his teammates are anxious to get that sixth win to relieve the pressure of chasing it. In order to do so, Dupree, a senior, will have to win his first career road game. There’s a stat for ya.

Quarterback Patrick Towles is confident the Wildcats will escape Columbia with a W. He said, “We expect to win.”

And win, they will. This is the week UK punches its ticket to the postseason, wherever that may be. Let me tell you why in this week’s edition of “Why Kentucky Will Win.”



Because Maty Mauk struggles to throw TDs in the SEC.

Missouri quarterback Maty Mauk has 16 touchdown tosses on the season, but only two of those came against league competition. Before last week, when he threw two against Vanderbilt, Mauk had zero TD passes and five interceptions in his three games against the SEC. He padded his stats early in the year with 14 against South Dakota State, Toledo, Central Florida and Indiana.

UK’s defense ranks 15th nationally in passing yards allowed, fifth in interceptions and 10th in passing efficiency defense.

Because Dorial Green-Beckham isn’t walking through that door.

The former Tiger receiver who torched Kentucky for four touchdowns last season is now an Oklahoma Sooner after a string of trouble at Mizzou. Arguably the best wide receiver in college football, DGB’s presence will not be missed on Kentucky’s end.

Because Missouri hasn’t played well at home.

Mizzou is 1-4 against the spread at home this season with two losses, against Indiana and Georgia. The Tigers were a 23-point favorite last week against Vanderbilt and won by only 10. They’re currently a 6.5-point favorite against Kentucky.

Because this ended up being fake.

It was rumored Mizzou would attempt a ‘Stripe-Out’ for the UK game (seen above) but it ended up being a concept created by a fan for fun. Had Mizzou actually pulled that off, there’s no doubt the Tigers would’ve won. They would deserve to win if the athletic department coordinated that awesomeness.

Because Gary Pinkel may or may not be drunk.

Mauk, too.

Because Missouri’s receivers coach was the Kentucky receivers coach in 2012.

Pat Washington, in his second season at Missouri, left Lexington as the Joker Phillips dynasty crumbled. Washington coached the wide receivers for Joker in 2012, a year that UK ranked 102nd in passing, nationally.

Because Missouri’s offense isn’t good.

The Tigers average 331 yards per game, the eighth-worst output in all of college football. 116 other teams are better, with only Michigan, Central Florida, South Florida, Kent State, Florida International, Eastern Michigan and Texas-San Antonio falling behind Mizzou.

Because THIS…


This is me right now…

Go Cats.


Fundamental Practice Notes From Wednesday


–  The Cats aren’t putting the “Fun” in fundamentals this week.  It’s no fun losing, especially when most of it comes down to basic problems.  Fundamentals have been preached week in and week out, but they’re becoming particularly picky this week, taking their teachings one step further, “(Even) If your shoe strings aren’t tied a fundamental way,” Bud Dupree said today.

Yesterday, Neal Brown mentioned that the offensive linemen were leaning too much.  Something you wouldn’t normally think is an enormous problem.  Where you noticed the enormous problem was the defense’s tackling.  Some of the mistakes were simple execution errors, like failing to wrap the guy up until he’s on the ground or a teammates piles on.  Some of them were more mental, “The first person that makes the tackle can’t strip the ball,” said Dupree.

The little brain farts add up.  DJ Eliot has added more hitting and tackling to this week’s work in team drills in addition to their normal routine.

–  With four games to go, getting win #6 is creating a little anxiety on the team, Bud Dupree said today.  The win would lift a weight off their shoulders, but Bud’s reasons for getting to #6 are not selfish:

“It would mean a whole lot for the program, for the state and for the coaches.  It would mean a lot for the team just to give back to the coaches and all of the hard work they’ve put into it trying to turn this program around.  The University invested a lot of money into the football program this year.  And we’ve just got to show them that we really are working hard.”

–  Bud doesn’t pay too much attention to the accolades.  Today Mel Kiper’s first round big board placed Dupree at #21 overall in the 2015 NFL Draft.  Bud might take a peek on Twitter, but he’s waiting to worry about himself until after season, “It’s all about my team and not about me.”  Bud’s also only a few sacks away from owning the UK sack record, but even that claim would not mean as much as a bowl game.

–  The Cats haven’t won on the road in a LONG time.  It can sometimes be brutal to watch, but for the players, the worst part might be the somber plane ride home.  Bud is hoping this week’s hour plane trip back to Lexington will be the most cheerful flight he’s been on.

–  When looking ahead to the future, many people pay attention to the success of the true freshmen on this year’s team but forget about the talent that is busting their butts in the weight room during a redshirt season.

Melvin Lewis has been forceful in the middle following his redshirt season.  He would not be the same player without it, “That redshirt year for me worked out in my favor.  A lot of guys either get better during their redshirt year or get worse.  I truly believe I got better because of that redshirt year.  I give all the credit to that redshirt year.  All that success I’m having is because of that redshirt year.”

3 Takeaways from Matthew Mitchell at UK Hoops Media Day

UK Hoops Media Day

Guess who’s back? Back again? If you guessed Hayley and I then…YEAH you’re right! There aren’t many things in life that would motivate me to get up at 6:30 in the morning on a brisk fall day in late October, but luckily for you, UK Hoops Media Day is one of them. It was great to walk back into the hallowed halls of the Memorial Coliseum media room and listen to good ole Coach Matthew Mitchell preview the upcoming season for his Kentucky women’s basketball team. Now the casual reader may not know, but Mitchell has built UK into one of the top women’s basketball programs in the nation. Here’s a few stats for you: in the last five seasons Kentucky has made a school record five straight NCAA Tournament appearances, made three straight Sweet 16 appearances, finished in the Elite 8 three times, won 77.8% of their games, compiled a 91.5% record at Memorial Coliseum, been ranked in the AP Poll for 84 straight weeks, defeated 26 ranked teams and boasted four SEC Player of the Year award winners…not too shabby if you ask me.

Now that I’ve caught you up to speed, let’s move on to this season. The Wildcats are ranked in the top 15/10 of various preseason polls floating around the web, but many people aren’t sure how this version of the UK Hoops team is going to pan out after the loss of four seniors (Samarie Walker, DeNesha Stallworth, Kastine Evans, Bernisha Pinkett). In terms of experience, this is probably one of Coach Mitchell’s most balanced teams of all time, with five upperclassmen and six underclassmen. The Cats were picked to finish fourth in the SEC by the media, after South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas A&M. It should be another ultra-competitive journey through conference play, as the SEC time and time again sends the most schools of any conference to the Big Dance. Mitchell seemed cautiously optimistic about his team this morning, but didn’t want to show too many of his cards just yet. Let’s get onto the main points from his press conference..

1. Return to 40 Minutes of Dread: Last season featured various health issues and for the first time in his tenure at Kentucky, Mitchell was forced to stray away from his patented “40 Minutes of Dread” style of defense. He didn’t have the depth of players nor did he have the speed to execute it at a high level, and UK even featured zone in a few games, something rarely seen done by the Wildcats. This year, expect a return of the old. Coach Mitchell and his players preached the entire morning about their ultimate goal of “being the fastest team in America.” “We’re working on it really hard right now.  We’re trying to be an up tempo and pressure defense, and it just takes a lot of work.  It takes a lot of work, takes a lot of reps, but I think that one thing that we have going for us is we have some mobility in the frontcourt, which is very important.  You need to have bigs that will hustle and will work and can actually move, and we have that.  We don’t know exactly where to go right now, but we’ll get there. But I think that this will be a very good pressure defensive team, and we’re working hard at that right now,” said Coach Mitchell. Up tempo, in your face defense is what made Kentucky into the program it is today, and if most teams can’t beat it, why stop?

With the influx of freshman post players Alyssa Rice and Alexis Jennings, Mitchell seemed optimistic that they’d have an immediate impact and the Cats will rely on them heavily to score points down low. With that being said, the transition from high school to college is one of leaps and bounds, especially in a program so physically demanding like UK and the style of play Kentucky demands. “You’ve got to push them along so they will do what they need to do and also have the patience to allow them to grow into their roles. They stand out and look good, and we’ll be depending on them this year, and I think by the time we really become a team, I think they’ll be a big part of what we’re doing,” Mitchell said.

2. No Concrete Post-Season Goals:  Flashback to UK Hoops Media Day this time one year ago. Coach Mitchell drilled home one point and one point only to the media: this team wants a Final Four berth and to get that we need a number one seed. These ultimate goals were lauded by the players and coaches all season as motivation for success, but not all went to plan. The Cats struggled with injuries and consistency issues, all but written off after just a few weeks into conference play. “We had some adversity hit there in the middle of the season, and I think that that particular team didn’t handle that real well.  We lost a couple games during the conference, and it really did something to our psyche, and I think it hurt them, trying to think about being a No. 1 seed and all of that that I had really pushed and put in front of them.”

After some would say a possible let-down finish to the UK Hoops squad last season as the Cats fell in the Sweet 16, Mitchell is changing things up this season. Gone are the concrete, vocalized goals of championships, Final Fours and number one seeds (not to say those aren’t still lingering on the minds of everyone). This season Mitchell has one primary goal and that is: to play your best. “I think right now for this particular team, what’s very, very important is that they just try to become their best every day.  I have an idea of what that could be.  I think that could be really, really good and one of the top teams in the country, but I’m not talking to them a lot about results right now.  I’m trying to get them to be excellent in their character.  That’s really, really a fantastic opportunity to be your best…If we have success in our schedule, we’ll be a very high seed in the NCAA Tournament.”

Speaking of the schedule…

3. Be at Rupp Arena on November 17th: Coach Mitchell all but guaranteed another sellout at Rupp Arena for UK Hoops’ annual “Pack the House” game this season against Baylor. Last year, the Cats set the single-game attendance record for a women’s basketball game with 23,706 in Rupp Arena, and we can do it all over again on November 17th. Read it yourself…

The answer to selling out Rupp (Arena) again is yes.  We will sell out Rupp.  There’s no question about it.  The Big Blue Nation will rally and we will sell out Rupp.  Did everybody hear me?  We will sell out Rupp.  Put this on the news tonight:  We will sell out Rupp.  And in order to sell out Rupp, you have to go out and buy your tickets, so everybody go out and buy your tickets, so I won’t look bad. They may put this in the newspaper, that I promised that we would sell out Rupp, and if we don’t, I’ll look bad, so no one wants me to look bad I don’t think if you’re a Kentucky fan.  So let’s sell out Rupp for the Baylor game.

To make sure Coach Mitchell doesn’t look bad, buy your tickets now at or call 859-257-1818. Great game, great environment and #BeatBaylor. Plus I know all of you want to see the Bear’s crazy Coach Mulkey in person.

Kentucky opens their season next Thursday night in their one and only exhibition game against the Pikeville Bears. It’s free for everyone so stop by Memorial Coliseum at 7 and check out what is sure to be the beginning of another action packed season for UK Hoops.



16 NBA Cats will play tonight

Season opener 😏✊

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Last night, Anthony Davis, Darius Miller, Terrence Jones, and Julius Randle represented Kentucky on NBA’s opening night, and tonight, 16 former Cats will keep things rolling, including James Young and Nerlens Noel, who will make their NBA debuts.

Here’s the schedule, with all games on NBA League Pass or various regional sports channels:

7 p.m.: Milwaukee Bucks (Brandon Knight) vs. Charlotte Hornets (Michael Kidd-Gilchrist)

7 p.m.: Philadelphia 76ers (Nerlens Noel) vs. Indiana Pacers

7:30 p.m.: Brooklyn Nets vs. Boston Celtics (Rajon Rondo, James Young)

7:30 p.m.: Atlanta Hawks vs. Toronto Raptors (Patrick Patterson, Chuck Hayes)

7:30 p.m.: Washington Wizards (John Wall) vs. Miami Heat

8 p.m.: Minnesota Timberwolves vs. Memphis Grizzlies (Tayshaun Prince)

8 p.m.: Chicago Bulls (Nazr Mohammed) vs. New York Knicks

8 p.m.: Detroit Pistons (Jodie Meeks) vs. Denver Nuggets

9 p.m.: Houston Rockets (Terrence Jones) vs. Utah Jazz (Enes Kanter)

10 p.m.: Los Angeles Lakers (Julius Randle–out) vs. Phoenix Suns (Eric Bledsoe, Archie Goodwin)

10 p.m.: Golden State Warriors vs. Sacramento Kings (DeMarcus Cousins)

Go Cats.